Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Random Internet Person]

We should call an early vote, Keffals is almost guaranteed the Lolcow of the Year award. The amount of milk in such a short time is unheard of, we've reached unsustainable rates.

Who is Keffals running against at this point?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Who is Keffals running against at this point?

Reality.

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

Keffals Simp don't understand why he got suspended from twitter...lol

 

[A Choking Victim]

You're not a "prominent trans activist", You're a Troon bully who harasses everyone who questions your motives. Who the hell is he going to sue anyway? Do they even know where the letter came from? I'm guessing not.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

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[Android raptor]

Is it bad to say that I think Keffals is the left wing version of Nick Fuentes?

They both are creepy and scammy and like catboys, it checks out.

I ship them.

 

[Ozul]

 

[not william stenchever]

They could always sue their parents for deadnaming them. It would be amusing to see the Canadian legal system contort itself to allow such a farce to proceed.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

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I was high when I first saw this and his buggy eyes almost gave me a panic attack. Keffals' face literally induces primal fear.

 

[catmasterj]

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Must have sat down on his balls

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

In anticipation of hitting 800 pages, I have made a celebratory quick Photoshop edit to commemorate Lucas' journey to becoming the ultimate lolcow. Behold, TROONBRE BLANCO!

It's a bit crazy how fitting a comparison to Ubre Blanca is. For those who don't know, Ubre Blanca was a super cow that produced a record amount of milk and was created in Cuba under the command of Fidel Castro because he loved milk. Lucas as a lolcow just keeps giving milk and as a bonus, his shithole country is run by Fidel Castro's illegitimate son. Might draw a better version later. We shall see.

 

[Niggerphobe]

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Tranny Jeff the killer

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

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The instant he could touch those funds, he took them. Fucking hell, he doesn’t even need to wait to the end of the month with how much he has.
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"Truth is...the GoFundMe was a grift, from the start."
*HRT'D*

 

[TheIsraeliQuestion]

I've been seeing a lot of claims that they're a pedophile. Besides the weird DIY HRT shit is there any conclusive evidence that they are indeed preying on children?

 

[Alcoholism]

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Taylor Lorenz

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

There really needs to be a game made about that horrible face. A horror game. Keffals.

 

[Null]

I've been seeing a lot of claims that they're a pedophile. Besides the weird DIY HRT shit is there any conclusive evidence that they are indeed preying on children?

Read the OP. The accusation stems from the catboy ranch Discord and that Keffals sent fetish gear like collars to minors.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

There really needs to be a game made about that horrible face. A horror game. Keffals.

Five Doordashes at Lucas's, MAKE IT HAPPEN SCOTT CAWTHON

 

[_squall]

Has the Swatting(?) even been confirmed yet? I was reading earlier and it seemed like his claims were of questionable veracity.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

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Weird faces are to be expected from someone who gets their hair style advice from the wicked witch of the west