Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Justtocheck said:
at least Null does have a loving forum and functional penis
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Nasty Habits said:
Odds we get hit with a lolsuit despite us humble farmers having nothing to do with the 'tard who swatted Luke? My bets are 50/50. He's exceptional enough to think suing Kiwi Farms is good for updoots and twitter ratios.
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KF lolsuit would be incredible.
 
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I think we can now all say this is legit how Lucas thinks currently. He probably says this same shit in his head every time he starts a stream. Also "I can ruin your fucking life" is a funny line now considering the fact that he falsely accused someone of rape.
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This video genuinely makes me gag. It's awful to think about how he's only gotten fatter since this video. So those pudgy, deformed man tittes have only gotten worse and there are "people" out there willing to see them...
 
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Otm Shank said:
His claims that I am a 'transphobe' who never supported his transition are untrue to the level of absurdity.

Luke, you know the truth. You know who introduced you to his female friends so they could help you with clothing and makeup. You know who lit that bonfire where we burned your old 'boy clothes'. You know who suggested your first girl name - the first of many. You know who wronged who you creepy fuck.
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Let this be a lesson to never help or support Lucas Roberts in any way shape or form. To him, loyalty starts at paying $200 neetbux a month on Patreon and Twitch and ends when payment ceases. He doesn't care about the numerous people he has betrayed or pissed off and is now reaping the consequences. Even his first thought after being arrested was to grift and exploit the situation for monetary gain rather than asking deep questions about the numerous mistakes he made that led him here.
 
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
I know there is a lot of seethe-reading of this thread from Keffals & co right now so I just want to say to them:

What you think the Farms is is very different from what it actually is. We compile and observe and we don't interact with what we observe. Such behavior is heavily discouraged. If we find out who did the false police report (assuming that story is all true) they will probably get their own thread and they will be ruthlessly dunked on.

I myself am a member of at least two definitions of what people like yourselves would pretentiously call MaRgInAlIzEd CoMmUnItIeS and generally hold left of center views on public policy. I wouldnt be here if this was the alt-right nazi whatever site you think it is. I've been here for 2 years and I love it. Its funny. We laugh at hot messes and compile all their publicly accessible antics that they themselves upload in one place. I've faced more prejudice in a woke hugbox university than I ever did on the Farms. I also have nothing against trans people-just the stupid activist culture around them and some other groups. Yet I and obviously many other people think Keffals is a loathsome parasite. Ask yourself why this might be so. All the evidence is spread out through this thread.

I remember a few hundred pages back I got my only top hat MATI "awards" on this site (so far) for mentioning how much Keffals disgusts me. Now though that seems to be the mainstream opinion of everyone here. And like I said, since we aren't dominated by the far right or whatever it is you think we are, you might want to ask yourself why. Feel free, explore.
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The only transwomen that are women are the ones who have sex with me because I am straight and anyone who gets me off has to be a woman
 
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Cow crossover from my favorite braindead urbanite in the "I hate pro-bughive channels" and "Public Transport" threads. Any bigots who point out Lucas' manboobs WILL be banned from their monthly allowance of bug burgers and bike time!
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Otm Shank said:
One friend in particular knows all about Kiwifarms, lolcows and the rest of it. This person was also very close to Lucas and our mutual amusement at the contents of this thread have been unending. You lads keep it up.
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Does your friend have any unique stories about Lucas he'd like to share?

And of course we'll keep it up - we love to entertain :)
 
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Overachiever said:
Cow crossover from my favorite braindead urbanite in the "I hate pro-bughive channels" and "Public Transport" threads. Any bigots who point out Lucas' manboobs WILL be banned from their monthly allowance of bug burgers and bike time!
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I'm sure you're dealing with transphobes in the comments all the time, mister insane public transport man
 
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Overachiever said:
Cow crossover from my favorite braindead urbanite in the "I hate pro-bughive channels" and "Public Transport" threads. Any bigots who point out Lucas' manboobs WILL be banned from their monthly allowance of bug burgers and bike time!
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Does the word bigot mean anything anymore? Not like I expect a public transport guy to think critically because he's probably a commie or something, but it's mighty audacious to assume that the swatter's motivation was one of trans hatred or whatever. Hatred? I'd bet on it, but bigotry or trans hatred? That's a lot of other possible motivations and causes to discount for no reason. Midwits, man.
 
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We've all had good laughs punctuated by surreal, melancholic nostalgia. The consensus seems to be that Lucas has real sociopathic tendencies and that he has never shied away from manipulating or otherwise exploiting people. One acquaintence seems to think that Luke having an online following - especially one as naturally cult-like as modern day gender benders - is legitimately dangerous. This swatting event seems to support that hypothesis. A few of my friends are even aware of internet subcultures to some degree or another. One friend in particular knows all about Kiwifarms, lolcows and the rest of it. This person was also very close to Lucas and our mutual amusement at the contents of this thread have been unending. You lads keep it up.

Hearing that Luke knows who I am is not surprising; I've been told that I communicate with a distinctive diction. His claims that I am a 'transphobe' who never supported his transition are untrue to the level of absurdity.

Luke, you know the truth. You know who introduced you to his female friends so they could help you with clothing and makeup. You know who lit that bonfire where we burned your old 'boy clothes'. You know who suggested your first girl name - the first of many. You know who wronged who you creepy fuck.



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Salute to you and your friends. I had some great reads and Luke will fly higher and higher to the sun like Ikarus.
 
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HIS HIS HIS

Those crocodile tears he started were worse than Amber Heard on the stand. The media eats this crap up because they are too afraid to do any real investigative journalism risking the fallout and, instead, just rally behind what a bunch of gross, ill-informed, likeminded pedophiles sympathetic to his cause think.

Speaking of which, anyone here know of anyone prominent or reputable actively looking into his claims and trying like hell to expose what is REALLY happening? Anyone in Canada or the states maybe?
 
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Is it bad to say that I think Keffals is the left wing version of Nick Fuentes?
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I was going to say "Not at all." until I really thought about it for a second.

Something, something, political sperging. Something, something, catboy cult juche... The birth of a new subgenre?
 
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For what reason might people have been attacking Catboy Ranch?

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He apparently says no grooming occured, but the tweet above, a month later seems to cause issues with that claim

And then in the bottom tweet, he leaked a zoosadist's logs, probably to make a weak attempt at absolving himself of his own sins
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>No one knows about the ranch
... except for that one thread of Keffals subscribers talking about the ranch.

>known Loli supporter's
Even if the person you claim to have signal-boosted was a lolifag, that does not necessarily discount their claims about the server. Zoodonym, an open advocate for zoophilia, was the person behind the Zoosadism Leaks, after all. But hold on...

>even before me people were trying to target the ranch
So you weren't the originator of the claims? So your disavowals and assertions that your claims were false (despite them not even being yours in the first place) mean nothing? So Keffals can't use your testimony as a smoking gun against the Catboy Ranch server anymore? Curiouser and curiouser...

>it wasn't grooming... weird ingesting in an unrelated serv[er]
The screenshots are pretty fucking clear on what was happening in whatever server the screenshots come from. Mods hand-waving away the lenient NSFW channels when there were minors in the server, server members receiving personalized collars - it's extremely suspect shit whether it's connected to Keffals or not. But he seems to be claiming that this is not only from a separate server, but it's not even bad on it's own! So this has turned from a simple defense of Keffals, into a defense of the weird pedo-esque grooming shit that Keffals wanted to distance himself from in the first place! If it's not weird and if it's not grooming, then why does Keffals try so hard to separate himself from it? (kind of hard to do that when you ran the Catboy Ranch Twitter account, but whatever)

TL;DR, the person who we thought originated the Catboy Ranch story (that has since said the story was false and fueled by a personal grudge), has come out and said it wasn't even their story in the first place, so their disavowal means nothing.
 
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