DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Not Playing Games]

Translation: Thanks for the money, dummies. I'm doing mad pulls today.

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Jesus Christ can he sound any more like a fake gamer girl

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Translation: Thanks for the money, dummies. I'm doing mad pulls today.

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Jesus fuck. He's such a dumb sack of dogshit.

"LOL."

 

[Tears for T]

Translation: Thanks for the money, dummies. I'm doing mad pulls today.

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"Seriously, I am a gamer!"
What a pathetic failure of a man.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Forgive me if I'm late on this, but one thing that some are forgetting in regards to wings detractors crossing over, is phil's paypigs. Some of those guys have an online footprint that makes them ripe for shenanigans, like phil's resident coomlord.

I suppose it may be at least mildly amusing if the... "special" nature of Phil's walking ATMs happens to start getting more attention outside of the Farms. We've seen how much Phil doesn't care about them getting doxed here, but it may become a different story with enough extra light shed on it. After all, there is how Phil was about Champions for some time, then there's how he is now. And we've seen how pissy he gets at the suggestion that they tip him to own the trolls, which them being recognized as exceptional isn't too far away from, on the list of things that offend his ego. He's already mad at bring known as a beggar, adding "psychologically manipulates handicapped dudes instead of something less contemptible" is bound to make matters worse, so long as it grows into chatter he can't tune out.

Translation: Thanks for the money, dummies. I'm doing mad pulls today.

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Funny how he doesn't get video game music stuck in his head from stuff he plays off-camera. Almost as if the only game he plays off-camera is Champions.

And I love that this nickname references a moment in his rant about Rich where he stupidly flexes on his own retards that they'll throw money at him for anything, even cleaning out his closet. The only thing I laughed at harder than that, was him memory-holing the fact that he used to spin in his chair and blow bubbles for money, and once put toilet paper on his head, and pretended to do push-ups. Say what you will about Rich, and the idea of being paid to shit on stream, at least Rich would make sure the tipper got their money's worth. Phil is a bad liar and his own footage proves he can be bought. And his imbeciles still haven't abandoned him for it.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Is he still using the shower stool?

 

[grump]

I suppose it may be at least mildly amusing if the... "special" nature of Phil's walking ATMs happens to start getting more attention outside of the Farms. We've seen how much Phil doesn't care about them getting doxed here, but it may become a different story with enough extra light shed on it. After all, there is how Phil was about Champions for some time, then there's how he is now. And we've seen how pissy he gets at the suggestion that they tip him to own the trolls, which them being recognized as exceptional isn't too far away from, on the list of things that offend his ego. He's already mad at bring known as a beggar, adding "psychologically manipulates handicapped dudes instead of something less contemptible" is bound to make matters worse, so long as it grows into chatter he can't tune out.

The paypigs have been way more interesting to me than phil for years. One of my dream jobs would be to have comprehensive files on the lives of thousands of whales from lolcow whales, to mobile gaming whales, to thot whales down to inner thoughts and fly on the whale conversations that happen in the home and write a doctoral thesis on it. Theres just not very much information on them compared to the constant but frankly repetitive and stale firehouse of stupidity from phil

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Seriously, I am a gamer!"
What a pathetic failure of a man.

Todd Rogers is also a gamer. This is almost like looking into the future:

That guy is still living off a fake score in a video game too.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Translation: Thanks for the money, dummies. I'm doing mad pulls today.

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His super busy machoor adult act is one of the cringiest things that he does , people who are responsible don't have an office filled with dust and a mess of cables on the ground, also people who are responsible don't have a closet full of shit that they haven't sorted through in a decade, one of the reasons he can't communicate with anyone under any settings outside of his stream is because his workaholic excuse for being irresponsible would never fly with normal people in a setting where LIMBs are not an option("I can't do X, I work 80 hours a week").

"Seriously, I am a gamer!"
What a pathetic failure of a man.

A 40 year old man having "gamer" as his identity, what a soy and pathetic thing to do, I guess he literally has nothing else since he never did anything, no hobbies, no job, no friends, no knowledge, just coomsoom product, it's like saying that your personality is watching TV and movies (which he also does but is so retarded he doesn't remember any of them).

 

[FamicomGorby]

Todd Rogers is also a gamer. This is almost like looking into the future:

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That guy is still living off a fake score in a video game too.

Hey Todd might be a complete fraud but at least he got bitches back in the day

Though nowadays the resemblance to Dave is pretty striking

 

[actually]

Re: trolling DSP. Do as you like, but don't plan it on here. Planning posts will get deleted, and posts that are only about Wings are going to get moved to the shitpost thread because that's where anything generally not related to DSP goes.

Also, if you're new to DSP and have questions about lore, feel free to ask. There's a lot, and sometimes the details matter.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Translation: Thanks for the money, dummies. I'm doing mad pulls today.

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He's 40 years old and has been playing video games half his life but he tweets like a 60 year old woman who only has a vague idea of what a video game is. I'M A GAMER LOL!!!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Todd Rogers is also a gamer. This is almost like looking into the future:

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That guy is still living off a fake score in a video game too.

Trying to remember but was he the guy who claimed the record score for barnstormer but it was proven impossible to achieve because of how the scoring works with it's multiples as well as using an AI that played the game perfectly also affirming the claim?
Also pre-nes *pro* gamers are fucking weird and the people who dick ride them are even weirder.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Trying to remember but was he the guy who claimed the record score for barnstormer but it was proven impossible to achieve because of how the scoring works with it's multiples as well as using an AI that played the game perfectly also affirming the claim?
Also pre-nes *pro* gamers are fucking weird and the people who dick ride them are even weirder.

It was Dragster that was his major claim to fame, but I think he also claimed a Barnstorming score that was impossible too.

Basically Todd Rogers had around 2000 records on Twin Galaxies, most of them impossible to achieve and way ahead of second place. Like he'd have a score of 3761 in a game where the score goes up in increments of five or the second place score for Atari Donkey Kong would be 60,000 and he'd have 300,000.

Conveniently basically all of these records were verified by a referee Todd Rogers was friends with, this referee also turned out to be a pedophile/rapist.

Apollo Legend did a good video before becoming a hero cause Billy Mitchell was suing them.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

If you're new to DSP, feel free to PM me or anyone else that offers, I've been observing this cow for a very, very long time. Long before he got a lot of detractors. There's a lot of things that have happened from 2011 until now, some important, some footnotes and some nothingburgers but it's important to remember history.

 

[Somecatchyname]

Accepting another streamer's hand-me-downs would imply that he's not as talented or successful as that other streamer. That will never happen in a bazillion years.

I mean, his wife is a hand-me down from Subaru man. Just saying he already proven he takes what he can get. Why pretend to have pride at this point?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

The Walter Day stable is all exceptional in their own right.

But Rodd Rogers is totally the DSP of that group.

 

[UsedUp]

I follow a few cows on here and one thing that they all seem to not understand or realize in my opinion is 2 things. The internet never sleeps and you are on the World Wide Web. I can't give a percentage or a statistic of any kind but if and when you push against the internet, chances are you're gonna have a few people that know what they're doing that can really fuck you over i. e. a hacker or 2 or worse. The lawlcow will keep antagonizing then go all surprised Pikachu face and act like the dindu nuffin. It's amazing to me really. Fuck around and find out.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

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ohhh it blended in for me lmaoo

 

[strandedcastaway]

I don't know why Phil continues to lie about the WWE Champions account anymore. He's lied so hard that he's backed into a fucking corner at this point. If Phil wasn't so retarded, he'd just admit to playing it and stream it. There are YouTube channels devoted to playing some mobiles games, so why the fuck not?

Phil just doesn't want detractors to win, even to his own detriment. What an idiot.

Because Phil's refrain in every video is that he's CHANGED and is a much better person than he used to be. He refuses to acknowledge anything he's done wrong in the past five years. And he has repeated this nearly EVERY DAMN DAY to get sympathy and beg. If he admitted that he was the one lying about WWEC all these years and the "detractors" were telling the truth, it kills his whole narrative. And then if he's been the same old lying shitty Phil all these years, what does he use to explain why he DESERVES your money?

 

[Coke Zero]

Is he still using the shower stool?

No, he doesnt even use the shower at all.