DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

he only sticks with that claim that he's the best ST player in America to piss people off.

Nope. He definitely thinks he should be respected for it. He told Jaha that to try and not look like the egotistical asshole he is or he would have dropped the schtick long ago.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

lol. Even Jaha said he was called king of hate because he hates everything and not that lame ass tale he came up with.

My first day of detracting, I was able to call bullshit on Phil's story. I saw a clip of him being interviewed at what looked like a tournament, some time before he ran to YT, and even back then, he was ignoring his own memories of shit-talking online while talking about his rep. No joke, the fat bastard has been leaving himself wide open for "Then explain this shit" moments ever since he first became a fat bastard. He practically pioneered the art of being perpetually vulnerable to his own past years before anyone could think to start truly documenting it.

All because he loves himself and hates everyone else, including his parents. It's the only explanation that fits. It gives him every reason to take offense to their negative opinions and act only on his own outlook on himself. That is clearly what he has always done, going back all the way to the first time he hung out with people outside of high school. Don't like his snide remarks on the forums? You're not Phil, so fuck everything you have to say about his behavior. Think it's unwise for him to collect so much shit? He disagrees, because he's stupid, so fuck you mom, he's moving to the west coast. Had a bad day and wound up in the ER? His irritation is what matters, fuck your privacy. Dump him for it? His privacy matters, so details will not be admitted to.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

My first day of detracting, I was able to call bullshit on Phil's story. I saw a clip of him being interviewed at what looked like a tournament, some time before he ran to YT, and even back then, he was ignoring his own memories of shit-talking online while talking about his rep. No joke, the fat bastard has been leaving himself wide open for "Then explain this shit" moments ever since he first became a fat bastard. He practically pioneered the art of being perpetually vulnerable to his own past years before anyone could think to start truly documenting it.

All because he loves himself and hates everyone else, including his parents. It's the only explanation that fits. It gives him every reason to take offense to their negative opinions and act only on his own outlook on himself. That is clearly what he has always done, going back all the way to the first time he hung out with people outside of high school. Don't like his snide remarks on the forums? You're not Phil, so fuck everything you have to say about his behavior. Think it's unwise for him to collect so much shit? He disagrees, because he's stupid, so fuck you mom, he's moving to the west coast. Had a bad day and wound up in the ER? His irritation is what matters, fuck your privacy. Dump him for it? His privacy matters, so dwyails will not be admitted to.

I'd like to see a video where a group of people are introduced to DSP. Watch like 30 minutes of a prestream, which are all the same, and see how they'd react.

 

[Paladin Derich]

During his MultiVersus stream he said he likes to """work out""" on the days that he showers. I think the implication is that he showers every other day?

It confirms that he and kat are definitely not fucking.

 

[Corpun]

Hey Phil if you are still so distraught over T have you thought about visiting his grave and tidying it up? Looks like it needs it.

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[Nypical Haterade Comment]

The only thing the Wings trolls would have to do to get optimal gold dust is to hit him where it hurts.
What if the somehow manage to block him from accessing WWE Champions? That or get his account deleted.

 

[Dona Morte]

Only Phil is a true EYETALIAN.
Oh wait.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Was given an early Christmas present today. Only took 3 DSP GIFs for them to finally block me. Graced with a second badge of honor i'd say.
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i miss the days when their replies were full of dsp gifs

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Hey Phil if you are still so distraught over T have you thought about visiting his grave and tidying it up? Looks like it needs it.

Photos of Telerence Carter - Find a Grave...

Born in 3 Feb 1981 and died in 26 Mar 1999 Bridgeport, Connecticut Telerence Carter

www.findagrave.com

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That’s awful, would like to think my family at least would look after the grave a bit.
Poor lad, did he have nobody? I’m not too versed on the early 2000s lore

 

[Cyber Bowling]

The only thing the Wings trolls would have to do to get optimal gold dust is to hit him where it hurts.
What if the somehow manage to block him from accessing WWE Champions? That or get his account deleted.

While I definitely think this would be great, I think part of why people are disappointed with the level of Phil trolling is they expect something grand like this. Phil does get trolled fairly often, that's why he has responses locked down and has so many LIMBs each stream. It's light trolling, sure, but that's what most trolling is. I feel like Wings trolls have been fairly overblown. It sounds like there's definitely some extreme examples, but they're just that, extreme. Even if some of them do start to focus on Phil, I feel like people might get disappointed because they're expecting black ops level raids on the gout mansion.

Usual disclaimer, not saying don't troll Phil or anything of the sort. I just think people need to temper their expectations because if something does happen I feel like they'll be disappointed if it doesn't result in him being left homeless, divorced and crippled. And even if that did happen, they might be disappointed because he didn't get arrested for bankruptcy fraud or have his Champions account completely exposed on stream. If I had to guess, Wings trolls migrating to Phil would just mean an uptick in LIMBs. If any of them want to prove me wrong and do something bigger, by all means, I'd gladly take the L. And, hey, light trolling can still produce laughs, just remember you don't need to give him money to do so.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

My first day of detracting, I was able to call bullshit on Phil's story. I saw a clip of him being interviewed at what looked like a tournament, some time before he ran to YT, and even back then, he was ignoring his own memories of shit-talking online while talking about his rep. No joke, the fat bastard has been leaving himself wide open for "Then explain this shit" moments ever since he first became a fat bastard. He practically pioneered the art of being perpetually vulnerable to his own past years before anyone could think to start truly documenting it.

All because he loves himself and hates everyone else, including his parents. It's the only explanation that fits. It gives him every reason to take offense to their negative opinions and act only on his own outlook on himself. That is clearly what he has always done, going back all the way to the first time he hung out with people outside of high school. Don't like his snide remarks on the forums? You're not Phil, so fuck everything you have to say about his behavior. Think it's unwise for him to collect so much shit? He disagrees, because he's stupid, so fuck you mom, he's moving to the west coast. Had a bad day and wound up in the ER? His irritation is what matters, fuck your privacy. Dump him for it? His privacy matters, so dwyails will not be admitted to.

He lies impulsively, it's hard-wired into his DNA. Lying is his first instinct.

Here's a quick example I found when I made the shitpost a few days ago about all the vacuums that he's broken over the years. This was just three months ago:

 

[Let's recap the situation]

big strong italian man threatening another big italian to please stop making fun of him.

 

[Corpun]

That’s awful, would like to think my family at least would look after the grave a bit.
Poor lad, did he have nobody? I’m not too versed on the early 2000s lore

Yeah I was shocked too. Not even a inground headstone it seems. T didn't deserve to die, Phil should've been looking at the dude's dick while shout "I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay!" and saved us all the headache of detracting.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Sorry that I'm probably late on this one, but Phil seriously said that Kat is crying because people make fun of Phil apparently jerking off? From before they even knew each other?

God, Phil is such a strange strange person. An alien.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

big strong italian man threatening another big italian to please stop making fun of him.
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Is he.. reading off a script?

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Is he.. reading off a script?

I think it's him reading from messages he sent to Rich. But imagine sending that much shit to someone who just said "monetize your masturbating incident", he's such a weirdo.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

can someone link me to a video where snort sais he doesnt shower everyday? i need to see it to belieive it

During his MultiVersus stream he said he likes to """work out""" on the days that he showers. I think the implication is that he showers every other day?

DSP will never admit to how infrequently he showers because even he realizes how digusting it sounds, but you can tell when he's showered because he has that gay lil hair poof going on

He's said numerous times he doesn't shower in the morning, just "at night" (which is what he calls 4:30 p.m. post-dinner because it's always between streams). It's always about once a week.

 

[Let's recap the situation]

Is he.. reading off a script?

This is an ultimatum he wrote to rtu, moaning about how bringing up "past" phil is hurtful to others, but he doesn't care at the same time.

After that, there is a lot more cringe as he goes into the obligatory rant about being morally above Richard.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Hey Phil if you are still so distraught over T have you thought about visiting his grave and tidying it up? Looks like it needs it.

Photos of Telerence Carter - Find a Grave...

Born in 3 Feb 1981 and died in 26 Mar 1999 Bridgeport, Connecticut Telerence Carter

www.findagrave.com

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That's a visual representation of T's grave every time Phil used this guys name to profit off his death.

Just a shame that it's in such shit conditions that you'll think Phil was put in charge of it.

 

[Madmartigan]

The only thing the Wings trolls would have to do to get optimal gold dust is to hit him where it hurts.
What if the somehow manage to block him from accessing WWE Champions? That or get his account deleted.

I'm curious, what do you folks think he would do if that ever ended up happening? Obviously, he would do literally anything he could think of to get his account back, but what would he do after that, if he permanently lost access to his WWE Champions account?
Would he start a new account from scratch? Would he start funneling the funds he used to spend on WWE into a new mobile game, or perhaps more funds into another game he already plays?
Could he possibly take it as a wake up call, and start saving that money to use on more important things (which is literally anything)?
Yeah that last one sounds farfetched, but as much as I think I know Phil's tendencies, I'm not sure how he'd react.
Obviously, he'd have a full fledged meltdown, which we'd see some part of on his streams, but I'm curious as to what people think he'd do if he lost those sweaty manpixels forever.