DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Nurse Ratchet]

I kind of feel for him, though it's still no excuse to do the scummy things he does.

You're right, nothing does. Don't waste your feels on this vaguely-human pollution. He wouldn't piss on your gums if you were his own mother & your teeth were on fire. Or if you were just a stranger.

And if your teeth were on fire & he knew you use this forum, he would hurple durple power waddle away as soon as he'd determined you were too distracted to jump up & slap him around.

He created, earned, & absolutely deserves everything bad that ever happens or has happened to him. Zero sympathy.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Sorry that I'm probably late on this one, but Phil seriously said that Kat is crying because people make fun of Phil apparently jerking off? From before they even knew each other?

God, Phil is such a strange strange person. An alien.

The way Phil made it sound, after. I know Kat isn't exactly the brightest Clydesdale in the show, but you would THINK "Hmmm, let me see what this guy is all about." and do Tinder Swindler basic level research. A page 1 Google search pulls up information about the idiot! However, Kat isn't exactly a Rhodes Scholar or winning any model contests as of late.

Well, that's through many years of isolation. It's been proven over and over again that long term isolation starts to affect you mentally. Also, going back to seeing Phil being around people - the CT pool party - you could see he WANTED to fit it, but he felt out of place. Let's be fair: if you're at a pool party, you want to crack open a cold one with the boys, swim, talk shit, and chill. Phil? Nah! Let me film this, throw it up on YouTube, and make some money. Again, it shows his social awkwardness and shows that he never really was taught how to be around people and to enjoy the moment.

Which again goes back to what I truly believe in: Phil is on the spectrum. Again, this is WAY out my scope of practice, but if I was to take a guess, Asperger's. I've worked with people with low level Asperger's and they do act like Phil, but were actually cool to talk to once they felt comfortable with you. Even still, Phil is just a weird anti-social prick, who I still wish Jaha beat his ass like his father should've when he was a kid. All I'm saying is that an ass whooping humbles a person.

To end this hateful piece of shit, hopefully that was an adequate answer. Also, to Philliam, who I know is reading this during gin and Jasper, I have to ask: do you still watch old John and Howard videos on your YouTube channel like you did after reading Kiwifarms and the gin has finally calmed you down? I'd love to know!

Hi, Phil!

 

[PieceofShet]

big strong italian man threatening another big italian to please stop making fun of him.
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First of all... HE DID TRY TO MAKE IT AN EMOTE, BUT TWITCH SAID FUCK OFF!

Why is kat crying about this? She wasnt even in tue picture when it happened. She has nothing to do with it.

Lastly... Just a reminder... Dsp was probably jerking off before a LOT OF streams, and probably still does it.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

It'd be nice if the Wings trolls came over and actually gave DSP something to complain about but I'll believe it when I see it. Not getting my hopes up.

Going to try and remain optimistic that something will come of it, but the wings trolls all gave up on Peetz very quickly so I'm expecting something similar. I do view trolling DSP as a step up from Wings, purely because it's so much harder to communicate with Phil, but even one sperg-out will be enough for me

A lot of the trolling Wings gets (and the clips that have gone semi viral) is from him playing online games and sound bits from a podcast where he felt comfortable shooting the shit. Two things Phil is too much of a pussy to do. And the type of trolling like the ps4 hack are few and far between and was done by a teenager, whereas I feel dsp detractors are at a higher age bracket.

Plus Wings likes to bark back at the detractors and has outbursts, where as Phil likes to cry victim at any sign of trouble.

But With that said the wing style trolls are out for blood especially after this. Good luck Dave

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

First of all... HE DID TRY TO MAKE IT AN EMOTE, BUT TWITCH SAID FUCK OFF!

Why is kat crying about this? She wasnt even in tue picture when it happened. She has nothing to do with it.

Lastly... Just a reminder... Dsp was probably jerking off before a LOT OF streams, and probably still does it.

And we're left wondering where the loads go...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

And we're left wondering where the loads go...

Poor, poor Jasper.

 

[Chernabog3000]

I think it's him reading from messages he sent to Rich. But imagine sending that much shit to someone who just said "monetize your masturbating incident", he's such a weirdo.

I like to imagine that all the umms and rights!?!? and hint dropping to tip and support that he sprinkled in throughout the rant were verbatim his reply to rich. It makes it funny to me. Or funnier at least.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm curious, what do you folks think he would do if that ever ended up happening? Obviously, he would do literally anything he could think of to get his account back, but what would he do after that, if he permanently lost access to his WWE Champions account?
Would he start a new account from scratch? Would he start funneling the funds he used to spend on WWE into a new mobile game, or perhaps more funds into another game he already plays?
Could he possibly take it as a wake up call, and start saving that money to use on more important things (which is literally anything)?
Yeah that last one sounds farfetched, but as much as I think I know Phil's tendencies, I'm not sure how he'd react.
Obviously, he'd have a full fledged meltdown, which we'd see some part of on his streams, but I'm curious as to what people think he'd do if he lost those sweaty manpixels forever.

It's a hard what if because I think he'd be able to get his account restored fairly easily. If he was able to get them to change his name despite that not being a normal service, I can't imagine they'd refuse to restore his whale account. Going off of my MMO knowledge, which I admit isn't quite the same thing, even when you delete an account, they tend to give you a generous restoration window because they want you to come back and continue spending money, I feel like a predatory gacha game has to do something similar.

But for the sake of the what if and Phil is somehow too dumb to contact customer support, I think he'd probably move onto another game. Maybe start another account. From what we know, he's whaled in other games before Champions and had no problem moving onto a new mobile game when those shut down/he lost interest in them. It's possible he plays other ones already and just whales in Champions. The big thing with Phil is he's addicted to mobile gaming as a whole, not one specific game, so I don't think there's ever a world where he treats losing access to a game as a wake up call. Probably the only thing that might act as something of a wakeup call for Phil is him losing the gout mansion. And even then, I'm sure he'd find a way to blame the condo association/detractors/Tevin instead.

 

[Gergg]

I'm curious, what do you folks think he would do if that ever ended up happening? Obviously, he would do literally anything he could think of to get his account back, but what would he do after that, if he permanently lost access to his WWE Champions account?
Would he start a new account from scratch? Would he start funneling the funds he used to spend on WWE into a new mobile game, or perhaps more funds into another game he already plays?
Could he possibly take it as a wake up call, and start saving that money to use on more important things (which is literally anything)?
Yeah that last one sounds farfetched, but as much as I think I know Phil's tendencies, I'm not sure how he'd react.
Obviously, he'd have a full fledged meltdown, which we'd see some part of on his streams, but I'm curious as to what people think he'd do if he lost those sweaty manpixels forever.

I really don't want phil to lose his WWE Champions account, there is only one thing worse than a drunk, sad, broke and hopeless DSP. That is SMUG DSP and you just know he would be flashing cash and be right back to lording his toy collection like everyone is jealous of him

The whole reason he has the stack of garbage behind him when he streams, that wolverine toy has permanently made it imperative to the pigroach to show off whatever toys he gets. He wasn't able to lord his RARE wolverine figure to the other kids in special ED and it will forever shape his motivations.

TLDR; I'd rather phil and his followers perpetually be poor losers, don't think the payoff would be worth it to kill his gambling drug of choice.

 

[grump]

lol. Even Jaha said he was called king of hate because he hates everything and not that lame ass tale he came up with.

I think you're on to something here.

I believe most people who've heard phil's story about his 'title' even most detractors who wouldn't believe a word coming out of Phil's mouth have unconsciously accepted it because its the only one they've heard and its just such a minor and insignificant detail they didn't really think about it at all. Heck that was me until I heard Jaha's version.

Really Jaha's story makes a lot more sense when you think about it. We know phil can't think of his own ideas to save his life. Heck he even stole the name KOGaming from Alex Valle. Plus the 'King of Hate' being someone who hated everyone is a lot more straightforward a definition that whatever after school special gobbledegook phil claims.

Chalk up another lie thats slipped by me for years. Man I'm kinda impressed...this dude's dishonesty is so pervasive and embedded in everything he does and says its still surprising people like us after all this time.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm curious, what do you folks think he would do if that ever ended up happening? Obviously, he would do literally anything he could think of to get his account back, but what would he do after that, if he permanently lost access to his WWE Champions account?

The way he claims Kat cries, he really would cry.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

if he permanently lost access to his WWE Champions account

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I believe most people who've heard phil's story about his 'title' even most detractors who wouldn't believe a word coming out of Phil's mouth have unconsciously accepted it because its the only one they've heard and its just such a minor and insignificant detail they didn't really think about it at all. Heck that was me until I heard Jaha's version.

Really Jaha's story makes a lot more sense when you think about it. We know phil can't think of his own ideas to save his life. Heck he even stole the name KOGaming from Alex Valle. Plus the 'King of Hate' being someone who hated everyone is a lot more straightforward a definition that whatever after school special gobbledegook phil claims.

I always figured that he got the "King of Hate" moniker because he either hated everything or was hated by everyone. When I was younger I played a lot of fighting games myself and fighting game communities aren't exactly high-brow. The most high-brow nickname I came across was a guy who was a good SoulCalibur player in my area, people called him Polyphemus and it's easy to imagine why (Hint: he had a glass eye).

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

He's gonna have to wait for the new PC because one of the pay pigs had to bail out at the last second to buy components to fix their PC instead.

Was that the excuse you gave your master when you realized you couldn't afford the new PC after all? Semi-rich only takes one so far.

 

[BreffisLilTreat]

We are all pretty fucking weird when you think about it. DSP is SO fucking boring and bland, but damn I can't get enough.

I used to swim in the piss of lakes Cresva, I thought it would never end. Sure, there were ebbs and flows, good times and bad, but as long as m'lard still had a cell phone to look speak into, the piss would never dry up. It never mattered what happened to the rest of the misfits, or who would try to force themselves into the ments next, Janoy was the life force. Well, the trolls got a bit too ambitious and Janoy just stopped.

Now I search "DSP" into YouTube whenever I have downtime and I haven't figured out why.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

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You milk the fucking lolcow, faggots. You're suppose to let them self destruct.

God I fucking hate the Wings' trolls.


Protecting their paypig.

Phil hasn't been funny in years. I just wanna see him panic as he's permabanned for a final lol before I move on. Shoulda happened years ago

 

[Ultrapenguin]

A lot of the trolling Wings gets (and the clips that have gone semi viral) is from him playing online games and sound bits from a podcast where he felt comfortable shooting the shit. Two things Phil is too much of a pussy to do. And the type of trolling like the ps4 hack are few and far between and was done by a teenager, whereas I feel dsp detractors are at a higher age bracket.

Plus Wings likes to bark back at the detractors and has outbursts, where as Phil likes to cry victim at any sign of trouble.

But With that said the wing style trolls are out for blood especially after this. Good luck Dave

Right, the wings trolls can't actually troll Philburt.
The only advantage they ever had was that Wings played online games, so they didn't ever actually have to do anything clever. They exploited the fact Wings cuts his teeth with multiplayer games. That's it, 100%.

In fact I'd argue they aren't even trolls really, because imo trolling is something you have the option of not responding to.
If you follow someone around to multiplayer shooters and stand in front of them so they can't play, or get people to team kill them, or shout "nigger" at them in voice chat to get them banned, even though pretty much all their legitimate audience came there to watch them play multiplayer shooters, that's not trolling, that's just harassing someone. On top of it Wings is southern white trash on fucking Twitch, among the most liberal-elitist platforms out there.

That won't work on Phil. He's more uptight about what he says and they can't directly interfere in his games, and he's not on Twitch anymore.
I'm not sure if they realize that if they kill their cow they aren't going to find another one because very few people are in as vulnerable a position as Wings is in terms of online presence, but they're too fucking stupid to think up any other way of getting a rise out of him other than essentially using twitter mob cancel tactics, so it's inevitable.

There's a good reason Null decided to single these people out and screw with them and their discord a while back. Even as absurd as DSP detractors can be, wings trolls are, on average, below even them.

 

[grump]

You milk the fucking lolcow, faggots. You're suppose to let them self destruct.

God I fucking hate the Wings' trolls.


Protecting their paypig.

I'm not that worried about phil being driven from the internet by trolls. What is he going to do? Get a job? You can cut his income to a quarter and he'll still prefer to stream than work a 9-5.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

I'm not that worried about phil being driven from the internet by trolls. What is he going to do? Get a job? You can cut his income to a quarter and he'll still prefer to stream than work a 9-5.

From where? A box? WWE Champions come first.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

From where? A box? WWE Champions come first.

If it comes to that he will. Wangz doesn't have the delusions of grandeur that Phil has, in terms of what he thinks he's "owed" in life and how his life is supposed to look like. Didn't Wings say that he's looking into doing trucking? Plus he used to do DoorDashing. Phil would never stoop as low as doing a job that he considers beneath him and we all know what the only kind of job Phil would give up streaming for is. He thought that his Youtube career would lead to some six figure high management job at a tech company, or translated from Pig to English: some do-nothing six figure "management" job. I put management in quotes because all he'd essentially do is spend the first half an hour of his shift yelling at his subordinates about what they're supposed to do that day, spend the next 7 hours in his ahffice playing WWE Champs, then the last half an hour of his shift he'd yell at his employees for not doing a good enough jahb. And yeah tons of such do-nothing "management" jobs exist, it's just that you either have to be the CEO's spoiled son or have to be working a government job or at a non-profit and have the political connections required to get one, both of which he lacks.

If he ends up getting kicked out of the WAKhando, is forced to stream on Trovo for $1000 a month, and is living out of his old bedroom in his parents' house he will do it. If he will have to stream off of Starbucks wifi for $250 a month, he will do it. That's the true meaning of the Unkillable Teflon Phil meme. It's not that he's completely untouchable (see Twitch departnering, TJ getting him kicked off of Streamlabs or Streamelements or whateverethefuck as recent examples), it's that he will never give up streaming.