Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I have something to say about Keffals. I believe that this male human being is over the proper weight for a human of his height.

I think he may be a bit adipose.

He may even be corpulent. Or obese. I don't like to say this about a fellow human being, but I believe that he may resemble Baron Harkonnen.

I'm just saying.

I think this man may be fat.
 
Message from keffals ex/whistleblower
Thank you. I really appreciate it. I know she's aware I've shared my story, because she went to the trouble of blocking my primary twitter handle on her 'keffalsbackup' account. She would have to have done that manually, within the last two days, and my twitter account never had any interaction with her backup twitter account, so I have to assume it's because she has someone monitoring KF. (I think it may likely be she herself, in which case: Hi Clara... long time. Drop me a line and let's talk and work things out.)

All I ever wanted from her was an apology for trying to ruin my life. But I guess it might have to be enough for me now just to know that she knows what she did to me, and that now she knows other people know about it too. I feel less alone today than I felt before all this. It means a lot to be believed about this, I lost several friends at the time who instantly bought into her false victim narrative. As a transwoman, some folks I previously thought I could trust were all-too-willing to believe I was automatically a sexual predator, a sentiment you are surely familiar with from posts at KF. The optics of the age-gap in our relationship certainly didn't help matters either, although I do acknowledge that I really only have myself to blame about that aspect of it. But I didn't violate her consent.

One thing is for sure, I wish I had been able to GoFundMe raise $70,000 when I was defending myself against her false accusations! That would have helped a lot. If she now claims to be donating any excess money from her crowdfund to charity, her community should strongly ask to be given access to receipts. I would go as far as to physically call the charities on the telephone to verify the money was received. If she claims to be donating, I would tend to believe her that she would follow through on those donations-- But you know what they say: "Trust, but verify."

I can tell you that she did try to file for "victim of violent crime compensation fund" money after her case against me, and my lawyer had to file papers in opposition to fight against it. So the impression I get is, any opportunity to get cash compensation from the system, she will take it. I'm not a vindictive person, and I do still try to think the best of her, even in the midst of all this. So I'm not sure I believe the grifter theory. I don't want to believe it, but I wouldn't put it past her. Also, I really don't think she's into 'cheese pizza.' I think everyone on KF are barking up the wrong tree on that front, I really just don't think she's like that. Not sure what else to say now.

I guess, finally, just an editorial comment on your forums... I really wish people wouldn't spend so much energy attacking her physical appearance. Everyone calling her 'fat' and drawing cartoons overexaggerating specific physical features for the purpose of insulting her. (Personally, I still think she's actually very beautiful and I don't mind being in the minority on this). My main point though, is this: There's enough bad behaviours, negative and problematic statements, and dangerous actions to be addressed-- All things she is wilfully responsible for, that are legitimately worthy of criticism... In other words, there is so much material available where you should be able to criticize and effectively address her in meaningful discourse (more respectfully), without needing to resort to mocking how she looks. Even to the point that comments attacking her appearance literally distract and detract from the real issues here, and diminish the strength of the legitimate arguments, and ultimately hurt the overall perceived credibility of KF as a source of documented events. Just take that as a bit of food for thought. Anyway, keep documenting.

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I don’t remotely pity this pervert. He was a troon pushing 30 dating a teenager who castrated himself at 18. He’s just what Keffals has become himself today.

These people are professional liars. I think it is truly impossible to know which one is lying (probably both) but I will say this: Was the specifics of the rape report bullshit? Possibly, there’s no evidence either way for us to examine. But in no world is a AGP that age who dated a boy who castrated themselves during their relationship not a predator. He got gamed by the kid he groomed.
 
Who tf is Dylan Burns?
https://archive.ph/pGETF
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He seems annoying as fuck.
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I can't tell if it's his hair, but wtf is his phenotype? He looks asian, he has a square face. But a wiki named breadtube says he is of German and Irish descent. His face is super uncanny. What's with this close-knit niche internet group full of dysgenic freaks.
 
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I have something to say about Keffals. I believe that this male human being is over the proper weight for a human of his height.

I think he may be a bit adipose.

He may even be corpulent. Or obese. I don't like to say this about a fellow human being, but I believe that he may resemble Baron Harkonnen.

I'm just saying.

I think this man may be fat.
He who controls the tards controls the twitterverse!
Luke ate the blob jabbar
Baron hairgonein
 
I don’t remotely pity this pervert. He was a troon pushing 30 dating a teenager who castrated himself at 18. He’s just what Keffals has become himself today.

These people are professional liars. I think it is truly impossible to know which one is lying (probably both) but I will say this: Was the specifics of the rape report bullshit? Possibly, there’s no evidence either way for us to examine. But in no world is a AGP that age who dated a boy who castrated themselves during their relationship not a predator. He got gamed by the kid he groomed.
It is kinda funny how it has come full circle with people criticizing the ex, just as Keffals wanted.

However, it was brought on by the fact that this person chose to date someone who was barely an adult when they were approaching 30. And let's be honest, a lot of legal adults don't have the experiences to know how to be adults until they're at least like 21. I'm not saying that is the case with Keffals necessarily, but it's a thing people generally notice and assume about 18 year olds
 
It is kinda funny how it has come full circle with people criticizing the ex, just as Keffals wanted.

However, it was brought on by the fact that this person chose to date someone who was barely an adult when they were approaching 30. And let's be honest, a lot of legal adults don't have the experiences to know how to be adults until they're at least like 21. I'm not saying that is the case with Keffals necessarily, but it's a thing people generally notice and assume about 18 year olds
Agree. Makes zero sense to pity Keffals catboys but pull the Onision No He Was Eighteen So It’s Not Grooming defence
 
MCJarbo, Liquid Richard, anyone. A Keffals parody would be golden. The only barrier to entry though is having to sit through Lucas's awful streams, which is a daunting task on its own.

Well duh, Lucas's narcissism has lead him to literally every single thing covered in this thread happening. A confident Lucas is a funny Lucas, because when he's smug, he'll find some way to trip over his own shoelaces and cause another catastrophe for himself. He really is the tranny version of Ethan Ralph (now with the added evidence of him being abusive towards past partners!).
The problem with using Keffals audio clips is he's a quiet autistic nerd. There is no energy behind anything he says. He is a husk of human emotion only filled with video games and validation. Wings and Ralph can get worked up often and easily which for better or worse lead to some iconic clips that are high energy enough to use in songs. Keffals can barely muster the energy fighting off the infection in his pelvis to swivel in a chair playing video games, never mind put on a personality.
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  • They claim that the evidence bags were labelled "Roberts" for ease of record-keeping, as Lucas is already in their system under that name (lol)
, Lucas, the police have an actually rational explanation for why your dEaDnAmE was on the evidence bags, and it wasn't because they were a bunch of evil Nazi bigot militia-brained cops trying to perpetually oppress you like the Young Turks want you to think they are, it was because government entities are bureaucratic shit-heaps that will do anything to make paperwork easier.

I, for one, am shocked that the mentally-ill neurotic troon's retelling of events wasn't accurate. Shocked, I say!
So what you're saying is we need more beaurocracy because that will lead to troons deadbraining themselves after being deadnamed for the sake of getting a report finished 30 minutes sooner? A little more government bloat never hurt anyone.
 
Who tf is Dylan Burns?
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I can't tell if it's his hair, but wtf is his phenotype? He looks asian, he has a square face. But a wiki named breadtube says he is of German and Irish descent. His face is super uncanny. What's with this close-knit niche internet group full of dysgenic freaks.
that maxillary angle could be some eastern european thing. In my 1st year of college I knew a Russian kid whose jaw was basically parallel to the ground so that may be what's going on here
 
It is kinda funny how it has come full circle with people criticizing the ex, just as Keffals wanted.

However, it was brought on by the fact that this person chose to date someone who was barely an adult when they were approaching 30. And let's be honest, a lot of legal adults don't have the experiences to know how to be adults until they're at least like 21. I'm not saying that is the case with Keffals necessarily, but it's a thing people generally notice and assume about 18 year olds
Agree. Makes zero sense to pity Keffals catboys but pull the Onision No He Was Eighteen So It’s Not Grooming defence
I can't believe I'm about to do this but let's not pretend that Lucas Roberts wasn't a coombrained degenerate before he met this person and was already in a relationship with someone that we don't have info on(?), assuming we can take their claims at face value. The ex also seems to be naive at best and with how the troon community is, twitter activism is seen as a sign of maturity. Personally I'm leaning towards the ex just being really fucking dumb and assumed too much of Lucas Roberts because because they've consistently acted that way in the DMs and the troon community preaches that kind of shit.

Also I'm just not fond of the "but the ex is just as bad as Lucas is!" shit distracting from the fact that a terminally online ACAB troon is crying about police arresting him when he may have accused someone of rape to ruin their life.
 
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@Winter appears to have been spot-on with his theory about Lucas embellishing the story. This statement claims:
  • This wasn't a SWAT team, and they didn't bust down the door - they knocked and were let in by "the occupants"
  • They claim "Ms. Sorrenti" was polite, and say it's understandable for a citizen to be shocked/traumatized(?) by heavily-armed officers at their house, but their wording doesn't really suggest that they were pointing AKs in Lucas's face like he said they did - just that they "were armed".
  • They claim that the evidence bags were labelled "Roberts" for ease of record-keeping, as Lucas is already in their system under that name (lol)
Definitely curious to see what kind of legal case Lucas can cook up out of this. To me, it just sounds like the police need a better policy for allowing people to be put on a no-swatting list, or at least on a list where they'll call your phone before sending in the boys in blue, like with Metokur. And surprise surprise, Lucas, the police have an actually rational explanation for why your dEaDnAmE was on the evidence bags, and it wasn't because they were a bunch of evil Nazi bigot militia-brained cops trying to perpetually oppress you like the Young Turks want you to think they are, it was because government entities are bureaucratic shit-heaps that will do anything to make paperwork easier.

I, for one, am shocked that the mentally-ill neurotic troon's retelling of events wasn't accurate. Shocked, I say!
Who didn't see this dramatic turn of events coming except, oh I don't know, NEARLY EVERYONE HERE??? I am prepping the popcorn this is going to be long, ongoing and fun to watch like a big ass stinky dumpster fire that is attached to the chemical factory.
 
We never lose, because we never actually gave a real shit anyway, but thank you for being unintentionally funny.
To be fair, people give a shit because Luke himself is a deeply unpleasant person. Being a narcissist troon is just the baseline of how much he sucks. But it's also more about what he represents - a delusional man who lies about everything and gets celebrated for it, and you get attacked for pointing out the truth any other place except here.

Definitely curious to see what kind of legal case Lucas can cook up out of this.
None. There will be none. And if anyone points out he took in over $80k for a legal action he never took, he only has to say that a lawyer told him he can't win against cops and all the NPC ACAB types will believe it.

Luke lies. He mostly tells short-term lies for short-term personal gain. He doesn't have some master plan, he's a troon who asserts his version of reality because that's exactly what troons  are. But also he's shown time and again he'll say whatever he wants in the moment, and then delete the evidence later and declare that the only people who don't believe him are from one of the groups regarded as evil in his circles - KF, the police, cis people especially white women, 'a hater' - and the usual brain-dead idiots will just... believe him. Because why would you let facts affect your world view if you already believe trans women are women?

There definitely was no swatting. It surprised me how many people here, of all places, accepted Luke's framing of it even as some of them were picking at the holes in his description. It surprised me far less that people were trying to speedrun the consequences, as if the police getting involved instantly meant Luke was gong to jail, and his being released instantly meant the police were covering for him. Things involved with the law move at a snail's pace, from the years of Weeb Wars that has still no end in sight to Chris getting arrested for being a motherfucker a year ago now.

But the least surprising thing of all is that as soon as information comes out that isn't from Luke, or his version of events uncritically repeated by fellow troons and their media handmaidens, turns out there's proof that he's lying - and those same troons and journoscum don't give a shit. They'll only care if he personally turns on them, as shown by this very thread - and even then we're not dealing with rational people, as his ex who still loves him even after false rape reports shows.

I'm betting that even the deadnaming, if it happened at all, was a cop knocking and asking, 'Does Lucas Roberts live here?' But apparently even referring to old surnames is deadnaming now, if the evidence bags saying 'Roberts' count. Married women must be in a permanent dysphoric hell if that's the case.

Tl;dr: never believe someone like Luke. Ever. You'll be wrong far less often that way. He was never swatted, and you'll notice that it's people who are trying to control reality for their own purposes who don't actually care that he's lying.
 
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I can't tell if it's his hair, but wtf is his phenotype? He looks asian, he has a square face. But a wiki named breadtube says he is of German and Irish descent. His face is super uncanny. What's with this close-knit niche internet group full of dysgenic freaks.
It has to be fetal alcohol syndrome. The small upper lip, the fucked up nose, the odd tear-ducts on the eyes. Plus, the dude sounds like he is somehow farting from his mouth when he talks. The man is a tard. His mom likely drank and did drugs, and now he continues the cycle by promoting degenerate lifestyles.
 
I can't believe I'm about to do this but let's not pretend that Lucas Roberts wasn't a coombrained degenerate before he met this person and was already in a relationship with someone that we don't have info on(?), assuming we can take their claims at face value. The ex also seems to be naive at best and with how the troon community is, twitter activism is seen as a sign of maturity. Personally I'm leaning towards the ex just being really fucking dumb and assumed too much of Lucas Roberts because because they've consistently acted that way in the DMs and the troon community preaches that kind of shit.

Also I'm just not fond of the "but the ex is just as bad as Lucas is!" shit distracting from the fact that a terminally online ACAB troon is crying about police arresting him when he may have accused someone of rape to ruin their life.
I was not saying that the ex is as bad as Keffals, but they should have expected pushback for the obviously suspicious elements of their relationship with Keffals. Those aspects of the relationship are still undeniably suspicious, but I should note that it likely just stops at the quality of suspicious as opposed to outright malicious intent.

Keffals is one of the worst kinds of trash to exist and needs to be arrested at the very least, don't think that my intent was to have that be downplayed.

Also, we're still waiting for more updates with the police investigation, but yeah, there are many points to bring up, so those should be discussed and are being discussed.
 
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