DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Imagine DSP in any real job. Hell, try to picture him doing your jobs and lasting a week. It's a pretty funny though. If he can bitch and whine this much abiut playing video games all day, how could he ever survive anywhere else?
Currently wage slaving for a retail job during the summer until college starts. Phail couldn't cut it here. I am the cashier. DSP could never cut it. If you give people the wrong change, you pay store damage out of your own pocket.
 
Imagine DSP in any real job. Hell, try to picture him doing your jobs and lasting a week. It's a pretty funny though. If he can bitch and whine this much abiut playing video games all day, how could he ever survive anywhere else?
He couldn't, there is a reason he was fired from every job he has ever had, he is low IQ combined with being lazy, a 4/10 in the autism scale and has an abrasive personality, and to add to that you need to consider he lies all the time and is incapable of learning.
 
Imagine DSP in any real job. Hell, try to picture him doing your jobs and lasting a week. It's a pretty funny though. If he can bitch and whine this much abiut playing video games all day, how could he ever survive anywhere else?
Phil would do very poorly at my job as it’s 90% responding to emails and there’s no way to automatically send everything to the junk folder.
 
Currently wage slaving for a retail job during the summer until college starts. Phail couldn't cut it here. I am the cashier. DSP could never cut it. If you give people the wrong change, you pay store damage out of your own pocket.
As we've seen, he can't do basic math when it comes to tips and that's when HE'S getting money.. can't imagine he'd be any better if it was someone elses. I'm currently sticking out an IT position with a shitty startup in the financial sector for as long as I can while I do as little work possible (channeling DSP myself here) before I bail and find something better and the idea of DSP even having to work with others on projects and deal with the flood of emails and other communications I get every day is laughable.
 
Found this gem, Bugged socializing gaming technique by SBM, something Phil could possibly relate to in real life

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Of course you DONT SEE IT Brandon, you are BLIND! But you know who is the socialization expert that does see it?

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Tell me that grating fucking cunt who destroyed an industry ignored the fucking cripple or gave him the nostalgia chick treatment "dude you aint in the business you fucking gimp everyone is just being nice to you cause we haven't found a blind negress troon to replace you with."
 
This is ancient history but I played him once in super turbo at a mutual friend's house. I guarantee he doesn't remember who I am (so I'm not "revealing my powerlevel"). He beat me quickly with Zangief 360s, though it was basically a squash match as I hadn't played that game in years. I was obsessed with Capcom vs SNK 2 at the time (a superior game, the GOAT imo).

He beat me, I walked away, and someone took my place at his little ST station he set up. I don't remember any snorts, rocking, shit talking, gin breath, body odor, suspicious coffee travel mugs, or any other eccentric behavior. That's the closest thing to an "interesting story" I've got. I also don't remember any drama at the tournament I went to that he directed. That's why I think he used to be semi-normal and semi-functional.

I think he must have started drinking heavily alone on the internet at some point and that's when things started really taking a dive. I didn't hear RTU fatguy say anything about alcoholism, which is weird. It's a big part of the equation here.
I imagine a lot of Phil's retarded behavior was what he did in the privacy of his own home (unless I am shown something different) and it just went unchecked as he became a "content creator".

Phil's a total piece of shit overall but I am in the camp of thinking that half of his acting out is to get attention otherwise who gives a fuck about someone like Phil?

-Doesn't have a likable personality
-Is not intelligent in any degree
- Looks like a thumb or a greasy thumb with "facial hair"
- Not talented in anything but begging

When he stumbled into the money making YouTube videos, I do believe that later became the main aspiration. There is still that part that you always see, he wants his retarded opinion respected and liked, it's why he goes to kick people while they're down on Twitter.

Money and being liked are two things he chases and he doesn't have either. One because he is a shit human being, the other because there's never enough.
 
Imagine DSP in any real job. Hell, try to picture him doing your jobs and lasting a week. It's a pretty funny though. If he can bitch and whine this much abiut playing video games all day, how could he ever survive anywhere else?
The only thing he survives on is fending off others' money for consumption. Otherwise, he can't survive shit. Can't even get a genuine job to save himself.
Phil didn’t kill T but he could have prevented his death by being a better friend. I feel like that’s somehow worse.

Shame on you Phil.
Too bad he's too much of a subhuman to care about his "friends" and family. Pigroach would only care about the money, food, WWE and consuming on expensive stuff. Hell, he almost doesn't care about Khet and his mommy.
 
Phil didn’t kill T but he could have prevented his death by being a better friend. I feel like that’s somehow worse.

Shame on you Phil.
The worst part is the man clearly feels no remorse over it. Most normal humans would probably be a bit affected by the fact that their actions could have prevented the death of a friend. Not DSP, I guess...
 
Imagine DSP in any real job. Hell, try to picture him doing your jobs and lasting a week. It's a pretty funny though. If he can bitch and whine this much abiut playing video games all day, how could he ever survive anywhere else?
Half of my family (grandfather, father, 2 uncles, 1 aunt, 1 cousin) worked at his old job. Every one of them except my father either retired or still works there. My Grandfather worked there for over 50 years. Besides my GF and father, they are all dumb as shit. Some had office jobs, some had blue collar type jobs, none ever had any issue. They had/have insane pension plans.

Did Phil get fired from Sikorsky? He must have really pissed off someone important. I know people who were dope addicts and didn't get fired. My aunt missed over a year straight from personal issues and didn't get fired. My uncles are assholes and didn't get fired. They work around pretty much any issue if you're even a 1/4 decent person.

I can't believe he couldn't make it there. He would have had an actual retirement. What an idiot.
 
Given that Phil has the limited vocabulary of an insane schizo, zero technical skills, and the posture/walking speed of geriatric old man; those three qualities alone would disqualify him from like 90% of the entire workforce.

Streaming is really the only thing he has left that pays more than a middle class wage. And even then that’s only because of his longevity and infamy as opposed to any respectable qualities.
 
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EVERYONE CALM DOWN! IT'S NOT HIS INTERNET, I REPEAT, IT'S NOT HIS INTERNET!

Nothing he could do. Not his fault. He did everything correct.
 
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