Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

[MysticMisty]

urethral sounders

That's one thing I don't get, peehole fucking. Guy, girl, sounds horribly painful either way, and a good way to get an avoidable UTI.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

That's one thing I don't get, peehole fucking. Guy, girl, sounds horribly painful either way, and a good way to get an avoidable UTI.

UTI any% speedrun WR

 

[milk]

Here's a guy showing off his sex toys proudly on Taiwan National TV (The book shelf).

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Here's a guy showing off his sex toys proudly on Taiwan National TV (The book shelf).

lmfao the tiny tenga on the right

 

[MysticMisty]

lmfao the tiny tenga on the right

The dude is Asian, after all.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

The dude is Asian, after all.

yes that was the joke

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

That's one thing I don't get, peehole fucking. Guy, girl, sounds horribly painful either way, and a good way to get an avoidable UTI.

The sounding devices are steel and can be sterilized or some shit.

 

[COCK DESTROYER]

So since I can leave my owm review I want to leave a review of the only sex toy I own because I'm bored. So about a year ago my husband bought me a fleshjack (gay version of a fleshlight) for me b and god is it good. Feels like a real ass, absolutely perfect, It's just the fags version of a fleshlight in the end. I reccomend.

does it have nuts

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

does it have nuts

No, It's just an ass. I'm easy to please so it's just fine though.

 

[COCK DESTROYER]

haha nutless boy

No, It's just an ass. I'm easy to please so it's just fine though.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Spoiler

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THE FUCK DONUT!!

Dude, you chose what might be the least-interesting angle to showcase a weird, weird toy.

Tamatoys: Life of a Beautiful Girl

 

[MysticMisty]

Dude, you chose what might be the least-interesting angle to showcase a weird, weird toy.

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So basically when you clean the thing it turns into a six-sided piss fountain?

 

[Aunt Carol]

So basically when you clean the thing it turns into a six-sided piss fountain?

I mean, depending on your philosophical viewpoint on "squirting," pretty much.

That review made me think it would be neat to set one up as one of those executive desk fountains.

 

[Vingle]

On the topic of fleshlights/jacks, they can grow mold if you are cooming in it and not cleaning it.
Fella showing off his moldy fleshlight

 

[Aunt Carol]

On the topic of fleshlights/jacks, they can grow mold if you are cooming in it and not cleaning it.
Fella showing off his moldy fleshlight

Well, no wonder this Etsy store sells USB-powered Fleshlight drying stands with integrated fans:

 

[Xanen]

On the topic of fleshlights/jacks, they can grow mold if you are cooming in it and not cleaning it.
Fella showing off his moldy fleshlight

Bro I just fucking ate.
Anyways image in spoiler for once the thread gets killed

Spoiler: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

 

[Coelacanth]

Bro I just fucking ate.
Anyways image in spoiler for once the thread gets killed

Spoiler: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

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And of course it's a post from 4chan. Imagine my shock.

 

[Xanen]

And of course it's a post from 4chan. Imagine my shock.

He still fucks it too! And these people wonder why women are repulsed by them.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Bro I just fucking ate.
Anyways image in spoiler for once the thread gets killed

Spoiler: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

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WHAT THE FUCK????
Anyway guys please clean your Fleshlights/Fleshjacks or else you'll have to deal with this, truly a cautionary tale.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Bro I just fucking ate.
Anyways image in spoiler for once the thread gets killed

Spoiler: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

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It looks like pepper jack cheese lmao. Still not as gross as the Reddit cumbox.