Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Hunter has changed his pfp because he’s a 40 year old man that acts like a 16 year old emo edgelord.
 
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Brigadoom said:
Don't act like a silly cunt my man you know exactly that's not what was said by anyone here. You yourself said he asked for 100k while his actual expense is closer to 10k, how is that NOT deceptive? It's also pretty deceptive to ask for 20k, then change the goal amount every time he reached near the goal, so that original 20k ballooned to 100k. He even claimed he wasn't moving then walked that back when he realised it might be bad optics. If you want to simp for a greasy troon wire in but try not to be a retard while you do it.
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And yet in spite of the glaring evidence of profiteering. , the kooks continue to throw more money at their dickless idol. A fool and his money….
 
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Lester Jones said:
Keffals is the modern day Elagabalus with his degenerate fanbase as his personal sex slaves.

Elagabalus developed a reputation among his contemporaries for extreme eccentricity, decadence, zealotry, and sexual promiscuity. This tradition has persisted, and among writers of the early modern age he suffered one of the worst reputations among Roman emperors. Edward Gibbon, for example, wrote that Elagabalus "abandoned himself to the grossest pleasures with ungoverned fury". According to Barthold Georg Niebuhr, "the name Elagabalus is branded in history above all others" because of his "unspeakably disgusting life".
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did you know trannies actually have looked up to elagabalus? that he was a hero or something
 
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Was unable to find their powerword (deadname) or exact location.
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Jord and Jordan is also in the name history on Steam lookup so I am sure Jordan Wichern is the real name.

Some other stuff I found:
LinkedIn with a PA college listed but it says he's in NY?
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A homeroom listing for Honesdale Highschool (Wayne County, PA) Year 2016-17
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Archives:
Steam Lookup (Couldn't archive the other Steam lookup, you can see Jordan in this one aswell)
Jordan Wichern Pinterest
Homeroom Listing
Steam Profile
Archive.ph and webarchive having trouble archiving the LinkedIn probably because you must be signed in or referred from Google to view it.
LinkedIn Live
If someone can archive that I'll edit my post.
Bankrupt on location for me too, might try more later.
 
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7th Dweller of Da'at said:
"DURRRRRRRRR SUE KIWIFARMS"

Jesus Christ, why are lolcows and their orbiters so fucking dumb? Let me make a direct message to Keffaltards who might be reading this thread right now (because you're out there and we all know it) and ask you, is there even a flicker of light in your HRT eroded brain, that has any capability for logical reasoning? First off, let's just ignore the fact that countless other idiots have tried and failed to take this site down, because even if that wasn't the precedent by now, there is literally fucking nothing we could be sued for. We have done quite literally nothing illegal or infringed on anyone's rights, all this website does is collect and gather publicly available information. On what fucking planet should we be held accountable for Lucas's tweets and creepy Discord chat logs? Here's a tip, if you don't want people posting about you being a groomer, then don't be a fucking groomer. How is that so hard for you mindless troglodytes to understand?

Or are you talking about the swatting that both didn't happen, and even if it did, was universally condemned by the forum? Are you saying that Null could be sued for a non-existent crime that nobody here committed? Not to mention that this is an American website, Canada's backwards and tyrannical freedom of speech laws don't apply here. get fucked faggots
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Exactly, most of this could have been avoided had Keffals not been doing two blatantly illegal things

1. Having an nsfw server that allows minors to join and interact with grown adults in inappropriate ways
2. Trying to sell and spread "bathtub HRT". HRT is already super erratic in affecting peoples' hormones and just taking some poorly-produced, unregulated version of it is bound to fuck up the hormones of anyone for life.

It wasn't enough that the shithead could make an easy $200k+ a year from sitting on a chair and barely talking. The shithead just had to be someone actively endangering children for their own power and ego trip. I hope it all comes crashing down, and Keffals spends a few years in prison, getting beaten up by other inmates on a regular basis.
 
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TrebleClef has something to do with the cover up of Lucas raping and killing a girl behind a Taco Bell in 1998. There's a secret discord server a mutual I met on Steam linked me where they try to find girls for raping and killing off of Lucas streams so Lucas streams don't get taken down, I wish I took screenshots, but I forgot to due to my anxiety.
 
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There's something about his GFM that confuses me. Lucas earlier said that the funds were unfrozen and that he was in the process of transferring the bag to his account, but hasn't he moved the donation goal since then? Is that something you can do, take money from a begging campaign while still actively running and updating said campaign?
 
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Brigadoom said:
It's also pretty deceptive to ask for 20k, then change the goal amount every time he reached near the goal, so that original 20k ballooned to 100k. He even claimed he wasn't moving then walked that back when he realised it might be bad optics. If you want to simp for a greasy troon wire in but try not to be a retard while you do it.
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I mean it is, but at the same time I don’t feel much sympathy for anyone who donates to Keffals.

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Archive his tweets pls
(You can use archive.ph, remember to trim the URL before archiving it)
 
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No Lucas, you could not have died. The cops showed up at your home, knocked or rang the bell and some opened the door for them. You did not have an "ausault rifle" in your face. Remember how you said you woke up and went into the floorhall and saw them there?
Also you seem to forget that you have been polite and cooperating with them.

Or are you saying the cops are lying? Is that what you are saying?

Anyways, eat shit.
 
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