Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Man, I just want to see these cows and laugh at their antics. I don’t want this site to become some uber serious place. For fucks sake we document Lolcows here. Lolcows, literally has LOL in the goddamn name.

The least people can do is laugh. Point and laugh at all these people and their antics. Thats what I’m going to continue doing, I’m not going to take these people at all seriously. I’m just going to laugh, and thats all I need to do.
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Even if the cows aren't funny (Many of the newer cows are simply disgusting or sad) the point is still, like you said, to go down the rabbit hole, watch the crazy shit unfold, laugh, cry, shid pant, and then discuss. The point isn't to shit on each other and use every thread as a soapbox for bullshit and whining

I've been having a hell of a time in the saints row thread all this week, simply because I've said the game might not be terrible and the woke shit might be overblown. This includes getting told I should be banned from the thread, I guess for not dooming hard enough?

Like wtf even. I'm here to watch, laugh, and discuss. Not have some reddit level half-assed argument with people

 

[Aquinas]

guys please, the purpose of this thread was to get you to STOP being joyless faggots

 

[pain]

I have to be a joyless fag because @Pineapple Fox banned me from the beauty parlour and deathfats. they thought i was literally simping for venus angelic because i said “venus does not look like the “kawaii cyuuuut uguuu uwu persona” her mom has forced her to be years ago because of the shitty lifestyle and she’s rotting away” been waiting for them to reach out to me for a month? two? i dunno if their personal messages work, so i’m just wondering if i could get some help

 

[Canoodler]

You think people are going to far when they fuck with a crying fatass wanna be cop killer, but not when they want to fuck with entire demographics of strangers to the point of exile or firing squads. Be nicer to the video game streamer grifters, but fucking kill the jews and niggers.

THAT is the shit I'm talking about.

Lol retard

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Null did say quite clearly over the Byuu shit that this site is not a jigsaw torture chamber for you to teach people lessons with. Yes it documents retarded ass shit people do. But instead of sitting back and calling wings a retard, you want to get in all personal like. You are a massive faggot for doing it. In my view the wings thread should be locked for future review. Because all worth while content has been seen. Rage while stream sniping him and rage when he bans you from chat. It has been fucking done, if you have constantly up and up the illegal practice to get a reaction, perhaps it is time for a retard trolls of wings thread. I post in the Resetera thread calling them all retards, i don't want them to stop or go away. I want them to show me how far leftist purity spiraling will go. That is why i don't call for hacking the site or harming them IRL. Laugh you retards.

Hate to break it apart to you, but A - no one planned anything for fat retard there, B - everyone was laughing there. If you think otherwise, just go there, find anything telling otherwise and prove me wrong. Period.

 

[frenchmortar]

The problem with genderspecials is that they shit up everything. That's why we REEEEE.

Then wait for them to try to shit everything up.
REEEing prematurely just means you're the one shitting everything up.

 

[Wormy]

I've been having a hell of a time in the saints row thread all this week, simply because I've said the game might not be terrible and the woke shit might be overblown. This includes getting told I should be banned from the thread, I guess for not dooming hard enough?

You're daring to go against the right wing narrative that supposedly doesn't exist here. That's what you get around here for doing it.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Jersh just needs to wash a little of that sand out of his vag.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

I just love seeing people with December 2021 join dates saying "hur durr newfags ruining the site".

 

[WolfeTone]

I don't understand, is that a catty insult or general advice to lurk more and learn how to interact? I think im either too retarded or too sane for this board lol.

Yes.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

Look at this faggot. He has no idea what he’s talking about.

I have read most of the posts in the wings thread. I know exactly what you want to do to him. It is why Null told you to pack it the fuck in. You are not funny. Point is to be funny.

 

[Wormy]

guys please, the purpose of this thread was to get you to STOP being joyless faggots

He made this monster, now he gets to watch it rampage the countryside.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Jealousy over the income cows make online seems to be fueling a large number of the trolls that go after certain cows today.

Trying to deplatform someone is retarded and against everything KF does. It’s amazing KF is still up and running given what Null has dealt with. If he wasn’t some rain man level tech guy that enjoys frustration and Herculean challenges KF would have ceased to exist years ago.

I can only assume there are quite a few of poor, bitter, wannabe streamers/e-celebs that are filled with frothing rage guys like DSP and Wings make money online when they don’t. I’m not saying this is true of all trolls, I laugh at the “you’re just jealous” cope cows use. But there seems to be a core group of envious assholes that are dedicated to killing and deplatorming cows out of pure jealously. Any good farmer or troll wants their favorite cow to keep producing milk, not be silenced.

 

[Looney Troons]

I would agree that thread should be nuked if it got into "let's do X" territory, but no, nothing of sorts happened there, it just boils down to Null coming there, stating something, getting owned and since he wasn't the one having fun, he locked it and jumped here with a fucking thread about people having fun.
Look, I've been here for 5 years and what KF was back then and what it is now are two different websites, Null did a tremendous job in this regard, but that doesn't mean I would eat his every word, especially when no one in that thread broke any established rules. All of this looks like typical fishing for approval, when one wasn't able to find one.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Hate to break it apart to you, but A - no one planned anything for fat retard there, B - everyone was laughing there. If you think otherwise, just go there, find anything telling otherwise and prove me wrong. Period.

That would be too hard. They’d rather suck off Null and believe his every word. If ANYONE went to the thread, you’d see before his spergout, it was literally a dozen people just laughing at Wings.

No one planned anything, no one said anything about secret discords, just a few users laughing at wings being an idiot.

 

[Aquinas]

He made this monster, now he gets to watch it rampage the countryside.

I'm going to rampage into your fucking bussy if you dont shut the fuck up you wannabe @henstepl

 

[Absolutego]

He made this monster, now he gets to watch it rampage the countryside.

Dude for real, go sit in a park for an hour.

 

[Lost In Orbit]

Newfags aren't the problem, Newfaggotry is the problem. I lurked for years before joining, and only joined because I feared registration would eventually be shut down for good and wanted to get in just in case. Still, I knew how the forum worked and the flow of things way before I joined, and that's all it takes to prevent you from shitting up threads like a blithering retard.

TLDR: Lurk moar

 

[Charlie Delicious]

From now on I'll be checking Member Since dates and if you haven't been around longer than I have I'm going to fart while I read your post.

Someone needs to send me Jack Scalfani BBQ sauce so I can maintain such rigorous flatulence

 

[Wormy]

Trying to deplatform someone is retarded and against everything KF does

Organized killing and relocation, however, is completely in line.

I'm going to rampage into your fucking bussy if you dont shut the fuck up you wannabe

Stop me then. Do something.