DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Chernabog3000]

Damn this shit sad af at this point. We know you play the games.
We know you spend.
You joke about how you immediately gonna take that money and convert it to pulls. But we know you do exact that. Everyone fucking knows it.
Can't even ignore it tho. Has to fucking indulge so hard. He's not trying to convince us or his dents.

He's trying to convince himself.
And that's sadder than anything.

It's not just addiction hes genuinely mentally ill. Not that it's really news to anyone. But it's never been more obvious than right now. The shit hit the fan bro. Evidence was at like at 99.9999% probability. And than you outed yourself and made it 100%

You'll still get your money. You'll still get your pulls regardless. No matter what you do. But Jesus fucking christ dude there is nothing healthy about any of this. Even if you had the financial capacity to support this lifestyle with no harm to your responsibilities it'd still be crazy to be this insistent and poking fun at how you def don't play mobile games. When everyone fucking knows you do.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's pissed he fucked up showing the screen. And did it by moving the immovable 25 pushup camera.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He's trying to convince himself.
And that's sadder than anything.

Maybe, but Phil was open about his WWE Supercard gacha addiction and he showed and talked about his alcohol addiction and the large amount of gin bottles in his hotel room with Leanna.

The only changes in his life are 1) Kat, and there's no way any lie Phil is telling is still working on her unless she's Derich levels of retarded. 2) He's afraid of losing a significant paypig(s), which at this point is irrational. Phil could rape puppies on air and these foreveralone dents would fund his next day ahf.

I can't comprehend why he keeps this up.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I can't comprehend why he keeps this up.

I think its the very real fact that he lied to the government by claiming his pathetic gambling addiction as a business expense

 

[TJGamebox]

Thank you Phil for mentioning the truth about your mobile spending.

 

[Grammatik]

Sure Phil, everything we see you do entails you having a lot of fun, also I see you still don't proofread your tweets before posting them.

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The sadness...

 

[Tears for T]

It's just sad that this 40 year old man thinks this is peak khantent.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Wings topic got nuked, was sent to banworld, now his tractors has to come over and play with us!

It takes a special level of autism to be so exceptional that they're not welcome on Kiwifarms of all places.

 

[Corpun]

I still can't believe Rob broke the pignosis. Yet supposedly "normal" fucks like coffee boy are still hovering around Phil jumping at the chance to be talked about.

Rob on Wheels redemption isn't isnt something I expected.

How many times this nigga going to say "vaaaluuuu"? and who is he going to trade to? Does Gamestop take figurings and shit?

Because he is a retard who thinks that if Gamestop takes his shit they'll give him actual value instead of ripping him off. Guaranteed that Xbox will go for retail value if he gives it to them despite pigsplaining its rarity.

Phil has shot himself in the foot badly poorly handling all the actual valuable shit he had and ruining the boxes. I'm not a collector but even I winced seeing his destroy those things.

"I'm sending you this donation cuz I lost my mom[...]"

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Is this a whale sock or some new whale?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I think its the very real fact that he lied to the government by claiming his pathetic gambling addiction as a business expense

That or Kat knows more than we know she does, and he's pissed about what he sees as inevitable now. I mean he has been known as a beggar for years, and the saltiness over it has leaked out many times, but this shit is on another level. This not-so-secret of his clearly enrages him beyond any other, things have gone off the beaten path for him plenty already, and this is the peak of it.

He doesn't seem scared to me anymore, anxious over a possible disaster, like he was for two years. It's like the crash already happened, and he's back to being Between-Leanna-and-Kat Phil. Which is odd, because I'm sure now that his wife hasn't left him, and probably won't. If it isn't about her, or being charged with fraud, what is it?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

DSP's wheelchairs are like a fucking wasps nest, some might die or get lost, but eventually more come in to replace them. Holy fuck.

 

[Kheapathic]

It takes a special level of autism to be so exceptional that they're not welcome on Kiwifarms of all places.

They can't just point and laugh; they have to plot and scheme and act superior while doing it. They're not too different from progressives who will try to ruin your life because you said the nigger-word or don't think men can become women; complete with the moral superiority complex.

 

[Dona Morte]

Look children- MOLDY underwear!

 

[Shirō Ishii]

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Look children- MOLDY underwear!

Not sure if that's his or Kat's considering how big it is

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Look children- MOLDY underwear!

He's literally airing out his dirty laundry.

 

[Grimlock]

Let's be real here it's the ONLY part of his legacy he is known for. no one speaks about his 4th place at evo (heck SSF2T 2005 got banned from the hall of wins apparently) or how he allegedly waa the pioneer of Let's plays (which he wasn't). On his tombstone it will say "Oh I am dead huh? I have been dead the whole time. Hello!"

Dsp is definitely one of the first 5 people to do let's play

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Look at all the stuff I've spent your money on over the years and never once used. Tips help the most by the way since I get that money immediately."

 

[Iron Hamster]

Dsp is definitely one of the first 5 people to do let's play

I don't think they mean "let's play with my penis"

 

[Kheapathic]

Not to traumatize anyone's brain; but being a huge fan of the 1980's he is, I have a hard time believing Phil never wore spandex, not even as a kid.

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil is a dainty gorl.
MAx Payne 3 collectors edition!