Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Probably An Autist]

He's still fixated on his dogshit story idea. Fuck, I wish we had someone there to film this garbage fire

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that sounds reeaal lame. Can't wait.

 

[Broadside]

that sounds reeaal lame. Can't wait.

Isn't Tiny Tim severely ill/disabled in Dickens's story? How's he gonna "go on a rampage" exactly?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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I sincerely hope someone records this. It's not enough to merely read it for myself, I want to hear Pat read it. He should do audiobooks of all his novels.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Isn't Tiny Tim severely ill/disabled in Dickens's story? How's he gonna "go on a rampage" exactly?

Wheelchairs aren't built like they used to be. They're built far, far better. Which means plowing through criminals with them is easier than ever.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

He's still fixated on his dogshit story idea. Fuck, I wish we had someone there to film this garbage fire

i thought he'd completely given up on it because he had largely ceased bragging about how he'd written 1,000 words this or that month.
very fitting I typed in 'fat' and it came up.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Isn't Tiny Tim severely ill/disabled in Dickens's story? How's he gonna "go on a rampage" exactly?

He’ll simply identify as not being differently-abled, child. I’m sorry that you are too stupid to understand.

 

[Broadside]

i thought he'd completely given up on it because he had largely ceased bragging about how he'd written 1,000 words this or that month.
very fitting I typed in 'fat' and it came up.

Same goes for "Torque Wheeler". He hasn't posted anything on Automanic in over a month.

Oof.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

i thought he'd completely given up on it because he had largely ceased bragging about how he'd written 1,000 words this or that month.
very fitting I typed in 'fat' and it came up.

He'd have to have started it before he could give up.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Maybe one day we'll have as many pages as Patrick has pounds.

No server has been constructed that can hold that many pages of text.

 

[Associate Rick]

At that point the thing would only fit in a purse.

It's called a satchel, child, Indiana Jones wore a satchel.

 

[artilleryfroth]

It's called a satchel, child, Indiana Jones wore a satchel.

Shades of Ethan’s totally masculine handbag.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

thank you rascals. this made my weekend

 

[Formerly Trucks]

It's called a satchel, child, Indiana Jones wore a satchel.

When I think of Rick having a "satchel", I think of something akin to Rioley's filthy man purse he's ways seen with, but complete with a bandolier of pepperonis instead of troon pins and a crumpled pack of Newports.

 

[artilleryfroth]

When I think of Rick having a "satchel", I think of something akin to Rioley's filthy man purse he's ways seen with, but complete with a bandolier of pepperonis instead of troon pins and a crumpled pack of Newports.

I think Rick would also have a penis pump in there.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It's a Rascal scooter saddle bag, stalker

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

It's a Rascal scooter saddle bag, stalker

no it isnt child, and no im not disabled child.

 

[r00]

Same goes for "Torque Wheeler". He hasn't posted anything on Automanic in over a month.

Oof.

I wonder what other dumb blogs he'd set up, and if he abandoned them immediately after the Torque reveal.

 

[CansOfCant]

Fatrick now has an official emote on the farms, child

Provided by yours truly

I said it once, and now I'm forced to fuckin' say it again.

That fucking hair.

Child.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Pat's franken-glock 23 is so hard to look at, it has so many bottom of the barrel amazon attachments that look like tumors leaching off the thing. How are you supposed to put that thing in a retention holster? At that point the thing would only fit in a purse. And the compensator is not necessary, the entire wannabe splinter cell bastardization of a decent pistol is compensation enough. I have a 19x, has the full robust handle of a 17 so it would fit his oversized paws, with the reliability and more compact slide of the 19. Not to mention you do not need a .40 cartridge, a 9mm or .45acp will do anything you need to do, which in his case would just be to shoot his TV Elvis-style when orange man bad.

Edit: I forgot I made this video quicky on my phone when I was out for a smoke a while ago, but never posted. It's a very shitty Snyder cut of what Pat would actually do, if the dreaded red hats came a-knocking:
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I just noticed the stupid fucking face he makes changing mags. It reminds me of when little kids do something slightly mechanically difficult and have to concentrate excessively, so they stick out their tongue/do something odd with their mouth.

As an aside: how are more of you not running a CZ Custom SP-01 like I am? We're all enormous faggots here, so we should at least be armed as such.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

He's still fixated on his dogshit story idea. Fuck, I wish we had someone there to film this garbage fire

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You know you're on a creative roll when you've resorted to stealing minor plot points from Scrooged (198