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[Friendly Futa]

A dog is man's best friend.

 

[AfghanBlue]

ULTRA PREMIUM RARE KEVIN- BOYMODE VERSION
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In the same thread, he attempts to grift for a Transformers hat which almost definitely costs less than the Conkler's Bad Fur Day mini-consoom he bought this week. The link goes to his Amazon wishlist and funnily enough, the hat is nowhere to be found. I decided to make another archive of the Amazon wishlist anyway.
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…. Given that troops are just Incels -who were obsessed with that women totally fuck actual canines idea- and Kevin is ALSO a furry degen, I can’t help but pick up some grim.: subtext from this post.
Thank god he doesn’t have a dick. I hope it bites his amhole off

 

[Self Edge]

Isn’t that Pennywise’s hat? It looks like it’s covered in dirt/sawdust, very disgusting

 

[FinnSven]

…. Given that troops are just Incels -who were obsessed with that women totally fuck actual canines idea- and Kevin is ALSO a furry degen, I can’t help but pick up some grim.: subtext from this post.
Thank god he doesn’t have a dick. I hope it bites his amhole off

I wouldn’t be surprised if kevvie has fucked a dog or two.

 

[Niggerphobe]

ULTRA PREMIUM RARE KEVIN- BOYMODE VERSION
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In the same thread, he attempts to grift for a Transformers hat which almost definitely costs less than the Conkler's Bad Fur Day mini-consoom he bought this week. The link goes to his Amazon wishlist and funnily enough, the hat is nowhere to be found. I decided to make another archive of the Amazon wishlist anyway.
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Is Kevin a con this whole time it makes sense all trannys are undercover cons

 

[Mr Snoid]

That boy is badly in need of de-crusting.

It's funny, with the scores of "women" who've visited the ranch, not one has taught him the wonders of Maybelline.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Kevin won’t wear makeup because he’s too lazy to learn how to use it correctly. He buys the things he’s proud of instead of developing skills to be proud of. For example buying transformers instead of learning to paint his own figures.

A mountain of makeup is useless when the person can’t use it correctly. He probably also knows it would make him look more like a creepy cross dresser.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin won’t wear makeup because he’s too lazy to learn how to use it correctly. He buys the things he’s proud of instead of developing skills to be proud of. For example buying transformers instead of learning to paint his own figures.

A mountain of makeup is useless when the person can’t use it correctly. He probably also knows it would make him look more like a creepy cross dresser.

I know people who refer to makeup as "plaster" and it very much applies in Kev's case. He'd have to construct a full EIFS layer on his face to look presentable with added rain gutters to drain away the sweat.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The bolt ons aren’t going to turn him into Gigi Gorgeous,

Greg is the complete opposite of gorgeous

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Greg is the complete opposite of gorgeous
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uncanny valley? more like uncanny canyon
there's some serious replicant vibes going on there

 

[Fetish Roulette]

That boy is badly in need of de-crusting.

It's funny, with the scores of "women" who've visited the ranch, not one has taught him the wonders of Maybelline.

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Kiwis knowledgeable about skincare, what even causes something like this? In my view, this goes beyond the level of bad skin that might be achieved by neglect to something that has a definitive origin.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Kiwis knowledgeable about skincare, what even causes something like this? In my view, this goes beyond the level of bad skin that might be achieved by neglect to something that has a definitive origin.

probably his skin stretching from weight gain + estrogen bloat stretching out the pock marks

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kiwis knowledgeable about skincare, what even causes something like this? In my view, this goes beyond the level of bad skin that might be achieved by neglect to something that has a definitive origin.

I don't know shit about skincare but here goes:

1. acne scarring
2. years of neglect
3. even worse, years of active destruction like a horrible diet lacking any kind of nutrients except empty calories combined with a fried endocrine system
4. weight gain

 

[Aramis]

Kiwis knowledgeable about skincare, what even causes something like this?

autism

 

[grandpasatan]

Kiwis knowledgeable about skincare, what even causes something like this? In my view, this goes beyond the level of bad skin that might be achieved by neglect to something that has a definitive origin.

I haven't sperged about skincare in this thread in a while, this takes me back, it's nice.

While this looks worse because the contrast was turned up, it does show the issues nicely.

Kevvy has talked about having chronic cystic acne as a teenage boy, and that can cause minor to severe scarring, and I can see Kevvy being a picker. Unless you want to go the treatment route (which can really improve the skin but not make it *perfect," kind of like removing a tattoo I guess), you're stuck with it. However, you can visibly improve it with a small handful of things like AHA and other chemical exfoliants on a weekly basis and following it up with some kind of moisturizer to avoid everything drying out, and it adds mere seconds to a nightly routine (if one has a hygienic routine, that is: I think those may be considered fascist on the tranch.) You can get a full, effective routine for a very small investment (equal to or less than a dusty, neglected, unboxed Transformer toy!) and it'll actually start paying off pretty soon.

Not only does Kevvy not do that, as far as we know, he doesn't
1. Wash his face outside of a shower (and he has one shower a month I think?)
2. Moisturize
3. Use sunscreen
4. Have a healthy diet
5. Probably doesn't drink water with any regularity
6. Have a sleep schedule that makes any kind of good sense
7. Oh, his gross ass hands. I bet he only washes those under duress but touches his face while practicing the perfect slutty selfie poses uWu all the time.

All that makes bad skin problems worse. I really think Kevvy gets off on being so low effort but knowing the insecure and the no-standard having troons will still compliment him. Dude skipped right over using lip balm onto getting his dick destroyed: His brain is just as pockmarked as his face.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I haven't sperged about skincare in this thread in a while, this takes me back, it's nice.

While this looks worse because the contrast was turned up, it does show the issues nicely.

Kevvy has talked about having chronic cystic acne as a teenage boy, and that can cause minor to severe scarring, and I can see Kevvy being a picker. Unless you want to go the treatment route (which can really improve the skin but not make it *perfect," kind of like removing a tattoo I guess), you're stuck with it. However, you can visibly improve it with a small handful of things like AHA and other chemical exfoliants on a weekly basis and following it up with some kind of moisturizer to avoid everything drying out, and it adds mere seconds to a nightly routine (if one has a hygienic routine, that is: I think those may be considered fascist on the tranch.) You can get a full, effective routine for a very small investment (equal to or less than a dusty, neglected, unboxed Transformer toy!) and it'll actually start paying off pretty soon.

Not only does Kevvy not do that, as far as we know, he doesn't
1. Wash his face outside of a shower (and he has one shower a month I think?)
2. Moisturize
3. Use sunscreen
4. Have a healthy diet
5. Probably doesn't drink water with any regularity
6. Have a sleep schedule that makes any kind of good sense
7. Oh, his gross ass hands. I bet he only washes those under duress but touches his face while practicing the perfect slutty selfie poses uWu all the time.

All that makes bad skin problems worse. I really think Kevvy gets off on being so low effort but knowing the insecure and the no-standard having troons will still compliment him. Dude skipped right over using lip balm onto getting his dick destroyed: His brain is just as pockmarked as his face.

... You're joking about the monthly shower.



...right?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

... You're joking about the monthly shower.



...right?

No.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

... You're joking about the monthly shower.



...right?

No.

To be fair he only stated he washed his hair once a month wearing a shower cap but at this point it might be true for regular showering as well. Especially considering the state of their plumbing and the fact he's a self-professed "muskslut".

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Just a reminder that he washes his hair once a month and believes that the odors of unwashed balls/amholes and armpits are sexually appealing.

This is such an exciting week to be a fan!

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Kiwis knowledgeable about skincare, what even causes something like this? In my view, this goes beyond the level of bad skin that might be achieved by neglect to something that has a definitive origin.

My theory is a combination of dehydration, lack of washing, and no exfoliation, plus major acne scarring. His skin is dehydrated (lacking moisture, not to be confused with dry, which is lacking oil) but there's excess oil and he doesn't exfoliate, so it gives it that weird crusty look. The fact that he injects foreign hormones probably doesn't help, Men just have thicker and rougher skin than women, and he obviously had major acne which is causing the craterous texture. He also doesn't seem to do any upkeep, so he looks...like that.

Edit: Has he mentioned if he ever took Accutane?

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

More than the oily crustiness it's fascinating how he has legit Grinch folds to go with his very strange mouthline. They don't look quite age or even weight related, just unfortunate.