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The Chris biopic ends, moviegoers stir, clear their throats, and begin to get up from their seats.
What song plays as the credits start to roll?
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The Chris biopic ends, moviegoers stir, clear their throats, and begin to get up from their seats.
What song plays as the credits start to roll?
Samuel Barber’s “Adagio for Strings” followed by Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2” on kazoos.The Chris biopic ends, moviegoers stir, clear their throats, and begin to get up from their seats.
What song plays as the credits start to roll?
followed by Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2” on kazoos.
Chris's relationship with Barb had been creepy for a while before that. He regularly spooned with her.I think that one way or another, the meddling of the "Idea Guys" may have somehow led Chris to become incestuous.
Like if he didn't have "goddess" and "da merge" delusions, he may not have gotten the rancid idea to incest Barb.
I think that one way or another, the meddling of the "Idea Guys" may have somehow led Chris to become incestuous.
Like if he didn't have "goddess" and "da merge" delusions, he may not have gotten the rancid idea to incest Barb.
The Chris biopic ends, moviegoers stir, clear their throats, and begin to get up from their seats.
What song plays as the credits start to roll?
No he was having dreams about having sex with Barb since 2016 when he made that Facebook post defending incest and just had to tell everyone he wanted to pork his mother. Even if the Idea Guys hadn't shown up and the Dimensional Merge didn't exist, Chris still saw his mother as a Boyfriend-Free Girl he could mold into a Sweetheart from the Ground Up. He always wanted to have sex with his own mother and it took until she was too old and decrepit to resist his advances that he actually did the horrid deed.I think that one way or another, the meddling of the "Idea Guys" may have somehow led Chris to become incestuous.
Like if he didn't have "goddess" and "da merge" delusions, he may not have gotten the rancid idea to incest Barb.
I won't go so far as to say that this would not have happened if Chris didn't become delusional as a result from the Idea guys, but I think it might have been a contributing factor. Chris was already way to close with his mom, and he had dreams of fucking her. I don't think Bella or the Idea guys or whoever planted incestuous thoughts into his head, but the damage to his sanity by blurring the lines between fiction and reality for him might have factored into Chris's decision to act on it.I think that one way or another, the meddling of the "Idea Guys" may have somehow led Chris to become incestuous.
Like if he didn't have "goddess" and "da merge" delusions, he may not have gotten the rancid idea to incest Barb.
That's what I meant. Like you said: " I don't think Bella or the Idea guys or whoever planted incestuous thoughts into his head, but the damage to his sanity by blurring the lines between fiction and reality for him might have factored into Chris's decision to act on it."I don't think any think any third party was directly involved in convincing Chris to do incest
In my opinion, Chris was well on that path already. He already demonstrated belief in the existence of his characters in another dimension all the way back in the asperchu saga.That's what I meant. Like you said: " I don't think Bella or the Idea guys or whoever planted incestuous thoughts into his head, but the damage to his sanity by blurring the lines between fiction and reality for him might have factored into Chris's decision to act on it."
Still, I think the "Idea Guys" messed Chris up in a way that no other ween has been able to.
I think by getting him to punch Barb, they made him realize he could actually overpower her. He was afraid of her before that. He'd wanted to fuck her for a long time but being a slow-in-da-mind it took that to realize he was actually physically more powerful than she was.I think that one way or another, the meddling of the "Idea Guys" may have somehow led Chris to become incestuous.
Like if he didn't have "goddess" and "da merge" delusions, he may not have gotten the rancid idea to incest Barb.
Pre Idea Guys Chris wouldn't have had the balls to rape his mother. Post Idea Guys Chris however has reached a point where there's no telling what sick shit he's capable of doing.I think by getting him to punch Barb, they made him realize he could actually overpower her. He was afraid of her before that. He'd wanted to fuck her for a long time but being a slow-in-da-mind it took that to realize he was actually physically more powerful than she was.
Do you think Chris ever gave Barb an orgasm?
Or do you see him just jamming it in and grunting for a minute until he creampies Barb?
Can you use your imagination and picture him engaging in gentle foreplay?
Anatomically Chris's penis is too bent and square angled for him to "jam it in." If he were to do so he would end up injuring himself and make it even more angled so he likely learned not to do that very early into the Barb saga. He likely just slowly scraped the side of Barb's vagina and there's a good chance the police found tearing in the left wall of Barb's vagina to corroborate this fact. If Chris was ever in a situation where he went for rough sex he would likely shit himself and between the smell of Barb's larvae infested vagina, Chris's shit, the cat and dog excrement everywhere the creampie would get lost in the chaos.Or do you see him just jamming it in and grunting for a minute until he creampies Barb?
It's like "Chris stopped being Chris" when he "went Tomgirl" - "Classic Chris" was "a '00s thing" that isn't coming back.If the Chris Chan saga ended in 2010 like it was looking to it really would have been the perfect ending to the saga. Sonichu 10 was a fitting conclusion.
Other than Geno's doc, this would be a good intro to Chris for people who've never heard of him.
Bonus points if they start with footage of young Chris winning the Sonic Sweepstakes and end it with a spaced out 40 year old Chris in his jail cell imagining he's in CWCville with all his imaginary friends and lovers all around him. A sad metaphor for his life.
I'm surprised Chris didn't catch any disease by the time he was arrested.Great questions. Yes, Barb is almost a vegetable but Chris sticking his tongue in the barbussy probably felt good since it was scraping off all the scabies and mite larvae that were living in it. Even if Barb had no idea what was going on the body would still react to what was going on.
Living in that hoard house with their lack of hygiene, it's likely they both had Three Stooges Syndrome.I'm surprised Chris didn't catch any disease by the time he was arrested.
Barb spoiled Chris throughout his childhood and then completely lost interest in him when he became an adult. That fucks with your head. He basically never got over he strong desire to be his mother's center of attention.Chris's relationship with Barb had been creepy for a while before that. He regularly spooned with her.