DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

You heard the man. Stop making fun of DSP or Khet is going to be upset again.

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"have no hope for success in the future"

All his mods have horse blinders on apparently, if they can type all that out and not think about who that mainly applies to...*coughs* Phil *coughs*

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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IS this dude eating just buttered bread?

 

[Too Pale to Fail]

He most certainly took the big stuff like statues out of his closet , but the retard didn't think these old games were worth anything cause he didn't pay much for them.

I love the "I can't do anything cause of the trolls guys, believe me even if I hid my identity the losers at Kiwifarms will check and mess with every listing for these games for the next year" defense.

Hello Phil I know you are reading this early in the morning at 4am. Here is some really sound advice: Sell this stuff online secretly, make a couple grand, spend it on WWE Champions. Your dents will still buy you the PC you don't have to tell them.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He most certainly took the big stuff like statues out of his closet , but the retard didn't think these old games were worth anything cause he didn't pay much for them.

I love the "I can't do anything cause of the trolls guys, believe me even if I hid my identity the losers at Kiwifarms will check and mess with every listing for these games for the next year" defense.

Hello Phil I know you are reading this early in the morning at 4am. Here is some really sound advice: Sell this stuff online secretly, make a couple grand, spend it on WWE Champions. Your dents will still buy you the PC you don't have to tell them.

There are plenty of people who would consign that stuff for him or just outright buy it all behind-the-scenes. It wouldn't surprise me if word gets out anyway and he gets a few offers. The video game collector hobby is insane.

 

[Sup3r]

He most certainly took the big stuff like statues out of his closet , but the retard didn't think these old games were worth anything cause he didn't pay much for them.

I love the "I can't do anything cause of the trolls guys, believe me even if I hid my identity the losers at Kiwifarms will check and mess with every listing for these games for the next year" defense.

Hello Phil I know you are reading this early in the morning at 4am. Here is some really sound advice: Sell this stuff online secretly, make a couple grand, spend it on WWE Champions. Your dents will still buy you the PC you don't have to tell them.

Retarded part of all this is if we are as wrong as he claims and we have the wrong guy, then he's hidden his real account well enough that he could sell these on ebay without us noticing.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

He most certainly took the big stuff like statues out of his closet , but the retard didn't think these old games were worth anything cause he didn't pay much for them.

I love the "I can't do anything cause of the trolls guys, believe me even if I hid my identity the losers at Kiwifarms will check and mess with every listing for these games for the next year" defense.

Hello Phil I know you are reading this early in the morning at 4am. Here is some really sound advice: Sell this stuff online secretly, make a couple grand, spend it on WWE Champions. Your dents will still buy you the PC you don't have to tell them.

But how will he get extra for them if they're not sold by DarkSydePhil on eBay?

 

[Chernabog3000]

Shout Out To Phil's Professional Grade Hobby Knife Set

Knew those looked familiar. Big ups to your local ace hardware.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

IS this dude eating just buttered bread?

It’s Dairy Queen’s Texas Toast they add with most orders as a free side. It’s basically just buttered white bread that was on the grill for a quarter of a second and it’s really not that good.
Source: ate at DQ once for something non-dessert-related

 

[Coke Zero]

Does anyone remember how much he listed for collectables on his bankruptcy forms? Was it literally $0?

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Does anyone remember how much he listed for collectables on his bankruptcy forms? Was it literally $0?

This is from the original filings, I can't be bothered looking for the revised ones. I am sure it is still a hard no on those.

 

[Iron Father]

Yeah, like look at the way he holds his fork when he eats. Who does it that way? Or when he ate noodles with a spoon. He's just a weirdo.

Right, and the amount of times he goes from a grimace to an obnoxious "MMMMMMMM!" would be pretty weird if he were in severe pain.

He just has a fucked up face.

 

[Piece of Peace]

08-13-22 Closet Marathon pt.2:

 

[TJGamebox]

08-13-22 Closet Marathon pt.2:

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or one copy of Earthworm Jim apparently

 

[tzgnilki]

He most certainly took the big stuff like statues out of his closet , but the retard didn't think these old games were worth anything cause he didn't pay much for them.

I love the "I can't do anything cause of the trolls guys, believe me even if I hid my identity the losers at Kiwifarms will check and mess with every listing for these games for the next year" defense.

Hello Phil I know you are reading this early in the morning at 4am. Here is some really sound advice: Sell this stuff online secretly, make a couple grand, spend it on WWE Champions. Your dents will still buy you the PC you don't have to tell them.

Phil lives in Seattle, which is known for having a high amount of retro-games stores, those videogames are his rainy day fund

 

[strandedcastaway]

Maybe, but Phil was open about his WWE Supercard gacha addiction and he showed and talked about his alcohol addiction and the large amount of gin bottles in his hotel room with Leanna.

The only changes in his life are 1) Kat, and there's no way any lie Phil is telling is still working on her unless she's Derich levels of retarded. 2) He's afraid of losing a significant paypig(s), which at this point is irrational. Phil could rape puppies on air and these foreveralone dents would fund his next day ahf.

I can't comprehend why he keeps this up.

His whole begging is based on how detractors lie and Phil is a persecuted victim. It's also what he bases his "I've changed" bullshit on. If he admits he's been the one lying, then who would believe anything else he ever said about "changing"? His narcissism won't allow him to admit it (until he gets financially desperate enough to do so).

 

[snort inquisition]

so funny to me that most of the shit in his closet is junk from thinkgeek and loot crate, the two biggest fad scams meant to trick dumb people into buying worthless garbage because it's "for nerds, man!"

 

[Kheapathic]

I can't believe how many Sega CD games he has and how unaware he is about their "value." I'm not gonna get into it because I don't feel like writing a War and Peace on how Ebay and Amazon ruined a lot of shit; but he has thousands of dollars (via the right buyers) with the shit he's shown today.

 

[Iron Father]

so funny to me that most of the shit in his closet is junk from thinkgeek and loot crate, the two biggest fad scams meant to trick dumb people into buying worthless garbage because it's "for nerds, man!"

Phil definitely puts the "mark" in marketing. He actually purchased spandex clothing marketed to sweaty people who like to travel, and then never used them.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Kheapathic]

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They're gonna have a rude awakening; Phil is gonna be a shit. He's gonna "do research" and see the inflated bullshit price and decide his shit is in the same condition as the highest price, or even inflate it more to just spite the person.