Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 100% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 200% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I'm a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor

Cause I'm a nigga!
I'm a motherfuckin' nigga man, I ain't all that African-American shit
Fuck that I'm a nigga, I ain't mixed I'm a nigga
N-...I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know


Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you stay in the hood?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I don't like livin' by peckerwoods
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you ain't got no job?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, seven dollars all won't feed me dog
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why yo' pants gotta sag?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that motherfucker put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga


Mamma Rag is a nigga
Du-Rag is a nigga
Ballistics is a nigga
And I'm Uretha's nigga
Nigga!

​

 

[Wormy]

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 100% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 200% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I'm a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor

Cause I'm a nigga!
I'm a motherfuckin' nigga man, I ain't all that African-American shit
Fuck that I'm a nigga, I ain't mixed I'm a nigga
N-...I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know


Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you stay in the hood?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I don't like livin' by peckerwoods
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you ain't got no job?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, seven dollars all won't feed me dog
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why yo' pants gotta sag?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that motherfucker put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga


Mamma Rag is a nigga
Du-Rag is a nigga
Ballistics is a nigga
And I'm Uretha's nigga
Nigga!

​

LOVE that song. I always lose it with him trying to spell Nigga.

 

[Conquistador]

Toasting in an epic bread

 

[GreenJacket]

I have never posted about Keffals before, but I think he is a rotten scumbag and I actually do think he should be deplatformed and have his livelihood taken away, he'd do the same to me in a heartbeat. I will continue to defend this attitude because I believe in justice.

 

[ViolentNugget]

Anyone wanna share used diapers with me

Nigger

 

[Circular Square]

For posterity, I would like to nominate Wormy as an exemplar of the principles of the Kiwi Farms, he has done nothing but do the things that would foster a great and healthy culture on this site.

 

[D_Tractor]

To newcomers that might see this.

We're only here for the lolz not here for autistically taking down a lolcow. if you want to send pizzas or diapers to someone's house like the Gunt no one's really upset over that. If you're trying to ruin people's lives because they disagree with you then that's an issue.

Fuck you I am here only to make troons 49% themselves or whatever the number is now in the current year. Also to laugh at fat women. lol Amber's ankle rolls drag on the ground lol. She is literally the only person in recorded history with ankle rolls that drag on the ground when she walks.

 

[Ishtar]

And as always someone comes along to validate everything I've said.

Which was?

A lot. Just not what people think.

I think they're right.

No. But when he says a friend of mine needs to be forced out of his house and kicked out of the country because he's black, it does affect me personally.

How Huwhyte suupremaciest of you, getting angry for you POC brethren. Lol, shut the fuck up faggot and get over it.

 

[IKOL]

Oh shit Sam Hyde is sexting me on Twitter and sending Nulls private onlyfans videos HELP!!!!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I only poke the cows that post here.

 

[Sealbaby]

The problem for me at least is many lolcows aren’t just amusements, you can forget about. They presage the continuing rot of western/world society and thus must be condemned on grounds some fags would say is “political sperging”.

A healthy happy normal society would have no need for KF, it exists to be something of a check and resistance to the deluge of filth and madness that defines earth circa 2022

You think there ever was a society where people didn't do crazy cringeworthy shit? Lmao. Were you homeschooled? You seem rather sheltered.

I would honestly rather have lolcows roaming free for people like us to laugh at and wonder at and learn from them than have them locked away in humourless grey institutions where they rot in their own filth between being pumped full of zombifying drugs.

 

[Ishtar]

You think there ever was a society where people didn't do crazy cringeworthy shit? Lmao. Were you homeschooled? You seem rather sheltered.

I would honestly rather have lolcows roaming free for people like us to laugh at and wonder at and learn from them than have them locked away in humourless grey institutions where they rot in their own filth between being pumped full of zombifying drugs.

I'd honestly rather they get quietly disposed of, so happy normal people can live life in peace. But then again, I do have "radical" beliefs.

I settle for Kiwifarms because mocking them keeps them from further seeping their poison into the body politic and the minds of the masses.

Of course it depends on the cow-some are just funny and pitiable, like Ethan Ralph-others like Keffals are a genuine menace.

 

[TheBridgeburner]

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 100% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 200% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I'm a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor

Cause I'm a nigga!
I'm a motherfuckin' nigga man, I ain't all that African-American shit
Fuck that I'm a nigga, I ain't mixed I'm a nigga
N-...I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know


Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you stay in the hood?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I don't like livin' by peckerwoods
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you ain't got no job?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, seven dollars all won't feed me dog
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why yo' pants gotta sag?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that motherfucker put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga


Mamma Rag is a nigga
Du-Rag is a nigga
Ballistics is a nigga
And I'm Uretha's nigga
Nigga!

​

 

[EenGevolg]

Honestly, fuck it, just make the forum permanently invite-only, or at least for an extended period of time. Sounds like a bit of a sperg, but does it really make sense to have to suffer more expenses from hosting more users, just for them to act like massive speds and actively harm content, as well as its archivization?

 

[Thumbsballs]

I think there should be a way to limit very new posters from posting on certain threads when things get really bad because there's been times where new people come in and act extremely retarded and also dox themselves.

Yes I agree. I’m involuntarily in the” kiwi autist protection program” and can’t post in certain forums for my own sake and that of others. Maybe others should be placed in the partial reply ban program as well? You might have to crackdown on stuff like that fast like in this one town I was in that just painted the bathroom stalls in the park every morning to cover the graffiti cause they weren’t having it. maybe it can be combined with some sort of thing like limiting new posters to two posts per day or giving them training wheels by allowing them only to post in certain forums? That would cost money and programming I think. The mods might just have to be on people like Chris Chan on his elderly mother? Just some ideas from a layperson. I have no idea how to implement them in real life I’m sorry. <3 God bless you Null for knowing the true meaning of Truth and Free Speech. We must keep this last bastion of American Freedom standing! Or something something like that lol amen. Thanks Null, you are appreciated!

 

[Cuckoman]

Last time we had such a shitfest with new users was the Johnny Young thread. However part of me feels like the A-logs with accounts created in the past 3 days sperging in the Keffals thread are part of some gay-op to disrupt the forum.

NULL should just doxx them and then we can make a meta-thread about these faggots.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

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[Grinrow]

"Adults are all guilty of something." not me my conscience is clean and im Innocent of all crimes

 

[Wormy]

Which was?

That this place is a political movement and force

How Huwhyte suupremaciest of you, getting angry for you POC brethren.

He's a friend. I could care less otherwise.

Lol, shut the fuck up faggot and get over it.

No. I don't think I will and there ain't dick you can do about it.

 

[whore loving dragon]

The actions Null is condemning (swatting etc.) undoubtedly breed hilarity. Lots of golden milk came from swattings, including the recent Patrick Tomlinson & Keffals ones.
This thread is begging people not to do such things because it makes the site harder to host, but unlike Null, ordinary users don't have any personal investment in this site. If Kiwifarms died tomorrow, lolcow culture would continue under some banner or another.

It's a pointless thread directed at people who have no incentive to listen, and listening would only benefit Null personally, anyway.
"cancelling" lolcows like is happening to Wingsofredemption is retarded though.