The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The Director]

Do I spy a suppressed SBR with my little eye? Wonder if he paid those NFA tax stamps or went all ACAB ACAB about that too.
Disclaimer: fuck the NFA but their retarded rules should be enforced equally.

It looks like an AR "pistol" rather than an actual SBR, that should be a SB Tactical SBA3 pistol brace installed on that AR from what I can tell. Now whether or not that AR lower was originally registered as a "rifle" or a "pistol" is a different story and legal issues altogether.

Edit:
I guess it should also be questioned whether or not that is a real SB Tactical brace or a cheap knock off, which I'm guessing the later since the Tranch's rifles have been shown to have cheap parts and accessories before.

 

[CIS White Droid]

Fedposter J (thread):
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"Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you carry two knives?"
Holy shit his kit is fucked.

Do I spy a suppressed SBR with my little eye? Wonder if he paid those NFA tax stamps or went all ACAB ACAB about that too.
Disclaimer: fuck the NFA but their retarded rules should be enforced equally.

Nah, it's an AR pistol with what looks like some sort of dissipator muzzle break.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

"Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you carry two knives?"
Holy shit his kit is fucked.

tee hee

 

[Open Window Maniac]

My job involves taking calls from customers and I just want to say I had someone call in from Westcliffe, Colorado today. Not a Trancher, because he didn't flip shit when I referred to him as a guy, but just seeing someone from Westcliffe, Colorado was surreal. For a fleeting moment I considered trying to finagle the conversation in a way to get him to speak about the tranch, but there were more important things to be done than to talk with a stranger over the phone about the local freaks. Plus, he's suffered enough just living in the same town as the Tranch and I didn't want to increase his pain by having him to speak of them.

 

[stupid frog]

My job involves taking calls from customers and I just want to say I had someone call in from Westcliffe, Colorado today. Not a Trancher, because he didn't flip shit when I referred to him as a guy, but just seeing someone from Westcliffe, Colorado was surreal. For a fleeting moment I considered trying to finagle the conversation in a way to get him to speak about the tranch, but there were more important things to be done than to talk with a stranger over the phone about the local freaks. Plus, he's suffered enough just living in the same town as the Tranch and I didn't want to increase his pain by having him to speak of them.

Use the Samantha Bee interview thing as a way in

 

[Sourceress]

I know I'm late to this, but... $8k to get a pipe fixed? In what universe? I know things are different (and usually more expensive) in rural communities, and plumbing work is expensive as a rule, but there is simply no way that fixing that teeny amount of damage and replacing one pipe would cost that much.

The options are pretty much either (as people surmised here) the burst pipe is bullshit and they're actually seeking to fix long-term, serious damage that might even be structural by now from an ongoing leak they didn't bother to do anything about before, or the pipe bursting revealed other serious problems with their entire plumbing system and it all needs to be replaced. That is a possibility, I guess... I think it's all a scam, but there's a small chance the pipe burst and the plumber came and said "if you don't replace all of this, you're gonna have more problems."

Here's a funny thought: Maybe they're trying to rustle up money to fix the place up for sale. Good luck with that if it's the case, lol.

 

[Ghostse]

Ironically of the troons left, Jarrod would be the one I "cheer" for the most since he seems like he honestly enjoys nature and actually does shit around the farm, even if it isn't the best. If he didn't keep fucking fedposting and stuck to enjoying nature and life with his dog, I'd be ok with him. The way he keeps posting I'd say he could become the troonibomber, but I think he'd just use guns instead (and get couch cucked because the tranch is made of fail).

Counterpoint: He injects horsepiss and paid someone to turn his penis inside out. None of these troons are sane or salvageable. All ends of the turd are dirty.

Fedposter J (thread):
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#justgirlythings

Woke gibberish:
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"Following the lead of nature" says the wheezing nasally voice of the 6' hulking troon who paid a Thai surgeon to turn his dick to an innie and his attempt to grow sad man titties because he feels like like he's a girl requires a daily cocktail of lab-made drugs.

 

[Temperance]

Very important update for the GFM...!
Just kidding.

Not gonna pretend to be an expert or anything, but yeah, that doesn't look like $8000 worth of damage.

They're basically done with the house they were working on. Based on the tags, it seems like more confirmation that Penny/Kevin/Josie/Jen are the only remaining Tranchers - not counting the guests they occasionally have over.

Speaking of guests, this is one of them: @CowgirlKaboom on Twitter.


Typical tech troon "lesbian", although at least he has the sense not to post creepy AGP selfies. I did a little bit of scrolling, but I didn't find anything too interesting.
Cowgirl Kaboom apparently has a botched amhole, though:


Meanwhile, it sounds like Penny is expecting more guests. Better fix that toilet in a hurry!

Wanted to point out that there are roughly ~20 alpacas in this photo, which fits with the theory that there are only around 50 alpacas left. About 20 males and 20 females, kept in separate groups. Plus the 10 or so mothers/crias kept in a pen by the house.

 

[one_time_user]

what was the video supposed to show? it would only be a good advertisement if they were advertising laying gravel while some fatass dude stands on the side.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Was it always that rocky on the surface or have they lost like 4 inches of topsoil?

 

[AnOminous]

Today on the Tranch, the bathroom gets demolished. Naturally, they ask for help to get it fixed as quickly as possible because having a broken bathroom is not good for the guests they plan on having. [A] (i don’t know why the link isn’t archiving right smh)

So why don't they ask the troons milling through the place like sheep to kick in a few bucks?

They're basically done with the house they were working on. Based on the tags, it seems like more confirmation that Penny/Kevin/Josie/Jen are the only remaining Tranchers - not counting the guests they occasionally have over.

I like how these degenerates make this video for the public and the first second of it is full of swearing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Was it always that rocky on the surface or have they lost like 4 inches of topsoil?

More like two inches of topsoil. That land will take years to recover, if it ever does.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Today on the Tranch, the bathroom gets demolished. Naturally, they ask for help to get it fixed as quickly as possible because having a broken bathroom is not good for the guests they plan on having. [A] (i don’t know why the link isn’t archiving right smh)
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Fun typo: "we where at work" because "where?" is a good question when the Tranch says something like "at work" ever.

 

[lamp shade]

Kevin’s REALLY desperate to pretend his neovag closing up isn’t his fault, but that’s the problem when you tweet every single thought you have: it’s preserved on the internet. We all saw you preaching that dilating wasn’t necessary. This is all you, Kevin.

It honestly blows my mind that he keeps emphasizing how this wasn’t his fault when we all know it was.

 

[AnOminous]

Kevin’s REALLY desperate to pretend his neovag closing up isn’t his fault, but that’s the problem when you tweet every single thought you have: it’s preserved on the internet. We all saw you preaching that dilating wasn’t necessary. This is all you, Kevin.

It honestly blows my mind that he keeps emphasizing how this wasn’t his fault when we all know it was.

He can cope and seethe, but it's too late to dilate.

 

[Shig O'nella]

He can cope and seethe, but it's too late to dilate.

It's never too late! Phil's horde of red tools must have something Kevin can use.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It's never too late! Phil's horde of red tools must have something Kevin can use.

Phil doesn't have a lathe or a pillar drill and I don't think a portable drill would suffice.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Phil doesn't have a lathe or a pillar drill and I don't think a portable drill would suffice.

Was certain I saw a SDS Max hammer drill among his pile. Maybe not.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He's got a nail gun.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

It's Jen's birthday.

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