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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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I think Fedposter J borrowed that.
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Based CWC would do it, Kevie is a coward.
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Kevin's not going to do it. He loves himself too much.
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When you think about it, pipes don't burst in August. That happens in winter when stuff freezes. And plastic pipes burst even less, because they've got some give. And the Tranch isn't on mains water, so they probably have their well pump water to a header tank, so there's diddly squat in terms of pressure. How those plastic pipes usually fail is the seal on the connector slowly gives way over time it starts with a little tiny drip, and you don't notice until it begins to stain the ceiling. Should cost next to nothing to fix.
Anyway, making its welcome return (and how we've missed you), it's burrito night.
complete with the joys of a high definition photo which I'm not even going to bother to spoiler, since you'll all be clicking on it like the Kremlin watchers of old.
In unsurprising news, Kevin is still fat and no-one wants to have sex with him (if that is indeed Kevin - I don't recognise him from different angles), Michael is more anorexic than ever, their kitchen furniture looks like it was collected out of skips over the course of several years, and their poor stove has but two knobs left.
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If there's anything vile about the tranch it's just imagining the combined stank of burrito farts and stink ditches.
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19 different burrito options, including raw mushrooms.
And Kevvie's eating out of a bowl.
And Kevvie's eating out of a bowl.
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Chris did it with a box cutter, once again proving himself the alpha cow.
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Lmao at them pulling their fetid couch and recliner up to the table. Women would buy cheap dinner chairs or just eat on the sofa, what a fantastically male setup.
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That's not Kevin, it's Penny?
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Penny has tattoos on his arms tho.
I don’t recognize any of these. Did they pick up some more stray trannies?
I don’t recognize any of these. Did they pick up some more stray trannies?
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I think Kevin's glasses are purple. And that person hair color looks natural, Kevin's is obv just bleached.
Also, I'm pretty sure he only owns tank tops and graphic tshirts.
It's not him. idk who these people are.
Also, I'm pretty sure he only owns tank tops and graphic tshirts.
It's not him. idk who these people are.
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Who are you people and what have you done with our people who are themselves pretending to be other people? You cowards!
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Those bangs on the far left I reckon belong to Fedposter J, he has that kind of curly hair and recently he's been growing it out as part of his troonsitioning.
The center one looks like a natural blonde. His hair isn't fried and his hairline is better than Kev's and he doesn't have Pennywise' side shave.
And in other news these rampaging faggots melted two more knobs off the stove which looks fucking grimy. A close-up shot would be nice to have some confirmation but I wouldn't want to look at it too long. Anyway I can see a new stove grift within the next year.
For the price of one fucking plastic toy they could have all those knobs replaced. Even discounting the stereotypical female reason to do so - "well I want it to look nice!" - it doesn't make any sense from a utilitarian standpoint - "I want my tools and appliances to function properly". Priorities, people.
The center one looks like a natural blonde. His hair isn't fried and his hairline is better than Kev's and he doesn't have Pennywise' side shave.
And in other news these rampaging faggots melted two more knobs off the stove which looks fucking grimy. A close-up shot would be nice to have some confirmation but I wouldn't want to look at it too long. Anyway I can see a new stove grift within the next year.
For the price of one fucking plastic toy they could have all those knobs replaced. Even discounting the stereotypical female reason to do so - "well I want it to look nice!" - it doesn't make any sense from a utilitarian standpoint - "I want my tools and appliances to function properly". Priorities, people.
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I hadn't thought about that stove for a while so this just reminds me how baffled I am that they did this with the knobs in the first place. My stove may actually be older than I am as far as I can remember but the only parts that broke were the hinges on the lid.
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It's just yet another example of how utterly destructive and incompetent troons are at literally any activity. I can't even imagine how you fuck up to destroy a stove like this in less than a year. What in the everloving fuck are they even doing to that poor thing?
At least it's not alive like the murdered alpacas.
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You made the argument yourself: a brand new set of knobs for the stove is about the same price as their boxed set of Star Trek:TNG 25-year anniversary Pez dispensers.
(on the right of the picture, next to the Kitchen Shampoo)
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I still don't get how you can literally melt the knobs off a stove. I've never heard of it happening before, but maybe they just bought a really cheap stove brand?
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By putting a baking pan or roasting pan a couple sizes too big in the oven and having to leave the door open. IIRC they have a top of the line LG stove which couldn't have been cheap.
One of these three from the first knob's page:
● LRG3081ST
● LRG3083ST
● LRG3093ST
Standing gas stove, single oven range, stainless steel, five knobs, and their looks fit. However all of these are discontinued products and I haven't been able to find a price for them.
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On reflection, that bathroom being out of commission was indeed worth an emergency grift.