Aug 11 2022 - Case updated with "Waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" - Review scheduled for next year

[Historical Figure]

I hope we don't hear anymore from Kengle, even if it means not hearing from Chris. Same with that other faggot he's been writing to.

"That other faggot?" Pretty sure we're gonna keep hearing from Null, bromeister. I mean, this is kinda his place.

 

[Smleman303]

Im not sure if this has been brought up yet but this doesnt look like a release or a transfer for a group home.

Waive right to indictment doesnt mean that the State waived their right, it means that Chris waived his right. This is from a paper about The Grand Jury & Capital Murder:

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I believe this means the trial is proceeding without the need for a Grand Jury.

I think so too now. What he did was bad but once Barb is in some care home and he can not visit unsupervised there is little risk of him reoffending.
I think the most likely now is that eventually there will either be a plea or a sentence where he is sentenced for time served (in jail, not prison) and he is functioning enough to be sent home, to 14bc. Barb is not there so there is nothing that stops him from going back there.

Fanbois on the internet will continue to send him money. Why not even a patreon? So that he will easily have enough to cover modest living expenses, the mortgage and a very generous chunk of money each month on legos and toys.
Maybe some of his fans can even come and visit him and temporarily live with him at 14bc and stream with him?

The state will arrange someone to come to his house a few days a week to clean, make sure he keeps up his hygiene and clears up any buildup of the hoard. And he will live happily everafter in 14bc, buy massive amounts of lego and make funny youtube videos.

Chris and that pizza faggot posted she is still there. The video played like shit but we got a dog howling that matches the beagle.

If that's the case he ain't going back until she lives on her own accord or dies, guess which is more likely?

 

[Chuck McGill]

The absolute state of cwctubers

Man MundaneMatt has had a rough few years.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Remember: You're only as old as she feels.

In German theres a saying that a man is only so old as he feels and a woman is as old as she feels when a man touches her.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Put him together with Chris. Grant Kengle his monkey’s paw wish for true weendom as the Twilight Zone theme goes off in the background.

"The place is here, the time is now, and the journey into the shadows that we're about to watch could be our journey. Portrait of a town retard named Chris Chandler. This is a 'man' who's begun his dying early -- a long, agonizing route through a maze of foibles. Weens, who could probably give him a hand or a leg up instead give only a piece of their mind, their derision, and echoing laughter. In the parlance of the times, this is a lolcow -- a rather fanciful title for a confused retard whose suffering is largely of his own doing, magnified by his ravenous Id's desire to prey upon the weak to satisfy his carnal lusts. This is a tale born out there in the vastness of the net, in the void that is the mind, wherein lies an enemy known as Madness. It sits there in the abyss waiting, waiting with the patience of aeons, forever waiting... for its chance to express itself... in The CWCville Zone."

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

So how long before Chris get beaten senseless by one of the housemates

 

[dzonatan]

I think so too now. What he did was bad but once Barb is in some care home and he can not visit unsupervised there is little risk of him reoffending.
I think the most likely now is that eventually there will either be a plea or a sentence where he is sentenced for time served (in jail, not prison) and he is functioning enough to be sent home, to 14bc. Barb is not there so there is nothing that stops him from going back there.

Fanbois on the internet will continue to send him money. Why not even a patreon? So that he will easily have enough to cover modest living expenses, the mortgage and a very generous chunk of money each month on legos and toys.
Maybe some of his fans can even come and visit him and temporarily live with him at 14bc and stream with him?

The state will arrange someone to come to his house a few days a week to clean, make sure he keeps up his hygiene and clears up any buildup of the hoard. And he will live happily everafter in 14bc, buy massive amounts of lego and make funny youtube videos.

Everything you wrote just fills me with unfathomable rage and disappointment.
How can this ultimate train wreck of a human being that started this website deserve a happy, sound ending?

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Everything you wrote just fills me with unfathomable rage and disappointment.
How can this ultimate train wreck of a human being that started this website deserve a happy, sound ending?

Who thinks it's going to be a happy ending? Chris is going to be living in state homes for the rest of his life, with restrictions on his toys and how much junk he's able to hold on to. He's going to be even more dependent on weens for extra money than he was previously.

 

[dzonatan]

Is Chris getting better?

The more things change the more they stay the same. 20 years later we are still rehashing the same old points using the same old arguments.

It's enough to drive one to the drink.

If he had any capacity of getting better then he wouldn't be such a legendary lolcow.

Who thinks it's going to be a happy ending? Chris is going to be living in state homes for the rest of his life, with restrictions on his toys and how much junk he's able to hold on to. He's going to be even more dependent on weens for extra money than he was previously.

I guess it's just me being a 90's slav then.
If someone has always a corner to sleep and food to eat no matter what they do then they get off easy.

 

[Cuckoman]

Everything you wrote just fills me with unfathomable rage and disappointment.
How can this ultimate train wreck of a human being that started this website deserve a happy, sound ending?

It is not what I want to happen. It is just what I think will happen.
Accept that autists have an uncanny way to always skirt close to disaster but eventually always come through it unscathed.
Just like when we all wanted to see justice come to DSP, and that joy was stolen from us, just so will the satisfaction of seeing justice metered out to Chris chan be stolen from us. And thus he will buy mountains of lego, and stream it to us, and laugh.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Everything you wrote just fills me with unfathomable rage and disappointment.
How can this ultimate train wreck of a human being that started this website deserve a happy, sound ending?

I hear ya. Truly worthy of the 'Teflon Tard' moniker. But remember Chris never fails to surprise. The ass patting from the weens, god complex and relatively light punishment for this probably will swell his ego and embolden him.
Yeah he might be sitting playing with lego while weens pay the mortgage but he will be even more a pariah around the town and I'd put money on another arrest if he's left to his own devices.

 

[NewtypeSperg]

On the matter of PVCC: Chris would have almost certainly had no out of pocket costs for attending a community college. Grants usually cover the bulk of the cost even for an average Joe, and he probably has some other programs available for him that a guidance counsellor could have helped him to apply for.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Chris and that pizza faggot posted she is still there

Pizza Faggot posted that she’s NOT there. A dog is in the house, that’s true, but Pizza Faggot said that they saw someone and asked them if Barb lived there and were told no and that she’d been gone for a while.

 

[Smleman303]

Pizza Faggot posted that she’s NOT there. A dog is in the house, that’s true, but Pizza Faggot said that they saw someone and asked them if Barb lived there and were told no and that she’d been gone for a while.

That comment from the person they asked sounded like someone blowing them off like it's another one of them...

It's 50/50 at this point, why would the dog he there if she's not?

 

[My Name is Mud]

That comment from the person they asked sounded like someone blowing them off like it's another one of them...

It's 50/50 at this point, why would the dog he there if she's not?

Yeah from what Pizza Faggot said, it seemed like the guy just wanted him to stop bothering them. My bet is he's either a nurse/caretaker Barb got, or a relative, though I doubt Barb has any family left that care about her at all.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

That comment from the person they asked sounded like someone blowing them off like it's another one of them...

It's 50/50 at this point, why would the dog he there if she's not?

Because someone else is living there and owns a dog? A dog was only heard, not seen. Might be a different dog.

You’re right, though. They could have been lying.

 

[Count Olaf]

I think so too now. What he did was bad but once Barb is in some care home and he can not visit unsupervised there is little risk of him reoffending.
I think the most likely now is that eventually there will either be a plea or a sentence where he is sentenced for time served (in jail, not prison) and he is functioning enough to be sent home, to 14bc. Barb is not there so there is nothing that stops him from going back there.

Fanbois on the internet will continue to send him money. Why not even a patreon? So that he will easily have enough to cover modest living expenses, the mortgage and a very generous chunk of money each month on legos and toys.
Maybe some of his fans can even come and visit him and temporarily live with him at 14bc and stream with him?

The state will arrange someone to come to his house a few days a week to clean, make sure he keeps up his hygiene and clears up any buildup of the hoard. And he will live happily everafter in 14bc, buy massive amounts of lego and make funny youtube videos.

Perhaps, but Chris' one and only talent is finding a way to fuck things up even when it shouldn't be possible and in ways hitherto unthought of. He's had a long history of doing so. Maybe he wouldn't rape anyone ever again, but I have no doubt in my mind that Chris could and would inevitably find some other way of getting himself in trouble. I couldn't begin to predict how exactly he'd manage it, but if, for instance, another Idea Guy-esque influencer gets in his head (especially if said Idea Guy-esque inflencer ended up living witrh him) that could lead to it.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

14BC could be haunted by the dead beagle. I know nothing about the paranormal but haunted places are supposedly haunted because individuals suffered great mental and physical agony during their lifetimes at that location. Perhaps in the future Zak Bagans will tard out at 14BC trying to get an EVP of Bob saying "DO YOU REALIZE?"

 

[Optimus Prime]

Perhaps, but Chris' one and only talent is finding a way to fuck things up even when it shouldn't be possible and in ways hitherto unthought of. He's had a long history of doing so. Maybe he wouldn't rape anyone ever again, but I have no doubt in my mind that Chris could and would inevitably find some other way of getting himself in trouble. I couldn't begin to predict how exactly he'd manage it, but if, for instance, another Idea Guy-esque influencer gets in his head (especially if said Idea Guy-esque inflencer ended up living witrh him) that could lead to it.

This.

The amazing thing with Chris is that when left to his own devices, he always finds the absolutely worst idea and commits to it. Like him throwing a shit fit at The End Games over the Sonichu sign, getting himself banned, and then sending a retaliatory glitter bomb out of petty revenge because he just had to ensure he would be banned for life.

 

[Ophelia]

I think the most likely now is that eventually there will either be a plea or a sentence where he is sentenced for time served (in jail, not prison) and he is functioning enough to be sent home, to 14bc.

He would have a very hard time keeping the house, at any rate. And almost no conventions will allow him to attend, so that’s some punishment he’ll feel.

Why not even a patreon?

Isn’t he banned from there?

The state will arrange someone to come to his house a few days a week to clean, make sure he keeps up his hygiene and clears up any buildup of the hoard.

That seems like a stretch. Sending him to a home is more likely.

14BC could be haunted by the dead beagle.

It’s already haunted by Patti.