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It takes a knobless knob to burn off an oven knob.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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Two things on the stove topic:
1. I bet they haven't replaced the knobs because they just take off the 2 knobs they have left and move them around to light the stove they want to use
2. The rightmost knob in the last picture is horizontal, which means gas is coming out of the stove, but I don't see any flames. Are these guys dumb enough to let a gas leak just happen while they eat, or is the flame just not visible on the picture? It looks to me like the knob is set to the 9:00 position which in all gas stoves I've ever used is maximum heat (but it might not be for this one) so if it's lit it should be visible in the photo.
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Neither would surprise me, but here's a third option: every stove I've worked with, including models older than me manufactured during the communist occupation had built-in safety measures and required user action to start the gas flow.
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Earl is an old fashioned kind of guy, I can see why he would do this.
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haha holy shit that was actually my first thought too.
i had an ex whine at me once for exactly this (dragging an office chair to my dining table whenever i ate)
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From their Facebook:
Very interesting that they're inviting so many guests to the Tranch. My theory is that this is a fishing expedition. The Tranchers are broke and seriously short-handed after losing Bonnie & Sky and kicking out all the field troons. Penny and Josie do most of the tough physical labor on the Tranch and for their contract work since Jen has a bad back (or something like that) and Kevin is... Kevin.
Two people is just not enough.
Penny is an aspiring cult leader, and more practically, he desperately needs money and more hands on deck to keep the Tranch running.
However, he's hesitant to welcome new permanent Tranchers after getting burned by the Kindness schism and later kicking out the field troons who mostly sat around smoking weed all day. In that podcast interview from a couple months ago, Penny emphasized the importance of vetting your people in a commune - I think that's what he's doing now. He's inviting a bunch of Twitter troon mutuals to come visit the Tranch for a couple weeks, and Penny's evaluating them during the visits. If any of them seem rich or skilled/hard-working, then Penny will probably try to convince them to stay permanently.
He's doing this now - at a feverish rate - because they only have a few more months until winter. That's a hard deadline for the Tranch, since they likely don't have the means to last through winter as they currently stand. No money, crumbling infrastructure, and only two people able to do hard labor. They barely made it through the last winter, and they're in a worse position this time.
In other news, Penny bought a silencer:
Two of the guests - Eva and Thea, who apparently don't have Twitter accounts. The CowgirlKaboom person is also at the Tranch, so they have at least three guests right now. Seven gross troons, busted bathroom, burrito night... what a brilliant plan!
Random picture from Jen. They always have so much junk laying around on every surface, lol.
And from the GoFundMe (emphasis mine):
Very interesting that they're inviting so many guests to the Tranch. My theory is that this is a fishing expedition. The Tranchers are broke and seriously short-handed after losing Bonnie & Sky and kicking out all the field troons. Penny and Josie do most of the tough physical labor on the Tranch and for their contract work since Jen has a bad back (or something like that) and Kevin is... Kevin.
Two people is just not enough.Penny is an aspiring cult leader, and more practically, he desperately needs money and more hands on deck to keep the Tranch running.
However, he's hesitant to welcome new permanent Tranchers after getting burned by the Kindness schism and later kicking out the field troons who mostly sat around smoking weed all day. In that podcast interview from a couple months ago, Penny emphasized the importance of vetting your people in a commune - I think that's what he's doing now. He's inviting a bunch of Twitter troon mutuals to come visit the Tranch for a couple weeks, and Penny's evaluating them during the visits. If any of them seem rich or skilled/hard-working, then Penny will probably try to convince them to stay permanently.
He's doing this now - at a feverish rate - because they only have a few more months until winter. That's a hard deadline for the Tranch, since they likely don't have the means to last through winter as they currently stand. No money, crumbling infrastructure, and only two people able to do hard labor. They barely made it through the last winter, and they're in a worse position this time.
In other news, Penny bought a silencer:
Two of the guests - Eva and Thea, who apparently don't have Twitter accounts. The CowgirlKaboom person is also at the Tranch, so they have at least three guests right now. Seven gross troons, busted bathroom, burrito night... what a brilliant plan!
Random picture from Jen. They always have so much junk laying around on every surface, lol.
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No wonder someone needs that inhaler next to the cat.
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They have a TV and soundbar ON a pellet stove/wood stove lol.From their Facebook:
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And from the GoFundMe (emphasis mine):
Very interesting that they're inviting so many guests to the Tranch. My theory is that this is a fishing expedition. The Tranchers are broke and seriously short-handed after losing Bonnie & Sky and kicking out all the field troons. Penny and Josie do most of the tough physical labor on the Tranch and for their contract work since Jen has a bad back (or something like that) and Kevin is... Kevin.
Penny is an aspiring cult leader, and more practically, he desperately needs money and more hands on deck to keep the Tranch running.
However, he's hesitant to welcome new permanent Tranchers after getting burned by the Kindness schism and later kicking out the field troons who mostly sat around smoking weed all day. In that podcast interview from a couple months ago, Penny emphasized the importance of vetting your people in a commune - I think that's what he's doing now. He's inviting a bunch of Twitter troon mutuals to come visit the Tranch for a couple weeks, and Penny's evaluating them during the visits. If any of them seem rich or skilled/hard-working, then Penny will probably try to convince them to stay permanently.
He's doing this now - at a feverish rate - because they only have a few more months until winter. That's a hard deadline for the Tranch, since they likely don't have the means to last through winter as they currently stand. No money, crumbling infrastructure, and only two people able to do hard labor. They barely made it through the last winter, and they're in a worse position this time.
In other news, Penny bought a silencer:
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Two of the guests - Eva and Thea, who apparently don't have Twitter accounts. The CowgirlKaboom person is also at the Tranch, so they have at least three guests right now. Seven gross troons, busted bathroom, burrito night... what a brilliant plan!
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Random picture from Jen. They always have so much junk laying around on every surface, lol.
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I'm wondering if the suppressor is real or faux. The tax stamp for that is about $200 and a 9 month wait on top of the cost of the suppressor. That is if Penny is running it legally. Plus they are a bear to clean and maintain, don't really do much without subsonic ammo which defeats the whole philosophy of 5.7.
Doesn't make their shooting any safer for the neighbors and marginally less annoying. Doesn't gain them any tactical advantage to their non existent threat.
For less money they could have bought a .22 understudy for both their long guns and handguns (S & W .22 AR and striker fire pistol) a box trap for .22 only or up to 9mm and 1,000 rounds of .22 and actually had something useful.
Don't get me started on weapons mounted lights. Rip that shit off and throw a Mantis X on the rail, dryfire, and get good at zero ammo cost.
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They're abandoning 5.7×28mm altogether. The rest of your advice is far too sensible for thus wasted on our retardo-troons. .22 LR isn't tacticool enough for them and it isn't like they have a legitimate need for a hunting/varmint rifle anyway.
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It might be the most femenine Kevin has ever done. Bitches love eating salad bowls.
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And speds like Kevin who would probably spill food all over the place if he were to use a plate.
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@Hollywood Hulk Hogan feel like taking a look at their culinary skills this year?Anyway, making its welcome return (and how we've missed you), it's burrito night.
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It’s very unlikely the two new arrivals don’t have Twitter. Not one but two troons/troon adjacents who aren’t on Twitter? Fat chance.
With all the money Penny blows on penis replacements, I hope he’s current with his child support.
With all the money Penny blows on penis replacements, I hope he’s current with his child support.
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It is one of the perversities of troons that after paying lots of money to cut off their cocks, they then spend all their remaining money on substitutes for the penis they cut off.
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That's definitely rabbitbrush on their place.
The new troons scare me. The nails on the one versus the way the other one manages to show off his nads in a skirt, yikes.
These people do not look prepared to ride out a winter in BFE.
The new troons scare me. The nails on the one versus the way the other one manages to show off his nads in a skirt, yikes.
These people do not look prepared to ride out a winter in BFE.
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They seem a lot younger. Apparently young enough to not be on Twitter but only use tiktok or whatever instead.
More easily controlled.
Also infinitely more photogenic.
I still don’t think the Ranch is actually struggling for money right now, but Penny obviously feels the need to keep the profile up - apparently the tranch just being the home of 3 laborers isn’t enough any more. Perhaps the fiction of a tranny rescue is still required to argue for holding on to tenancy of the property, or something like that.
If it also has the effect of reaching the younger, more idealistically pure troon generation, and that brings in more griftbux in future, that is really thinking ahead.
Alternative theory: Penny is auditioning for a replacement Kevin. That dude is getting *old*.
ETA: Eva Reign appears to be a somewhat high profile transsexual, having a large following on Instagram, is a tran issues reporter for Vice and is also appearing in a film or TV series.
Thread 'Billy Porter’s Trans Teen Rom-Com Has a New Leading Lady'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/billy-porters-trans-teen-rom-com-has-a-new-leading-lady.95759/
(Unlikely to become a resident, but highly likely to produce another fluff piece for the Tranch)
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That’s a wood burning stove. They probably burn trash or grifted Indian firewood in there to reduce using so much gas in winter.
It looks heavily used, and/or the rope seals in the door are fucked, and/or they never bother to clean it - that’s why there’s ash and combustion products all around the front.
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Nice find!
Also, lol:
https://bibliogram.art/p/ChSMGNnrdlr/
https://www.instagram.com/p/ChSMGNnrdlr/
REIGN ON THE RANGE
Maybe this mini-documentary (?) will actually come out. 2023 is a long time to wait though.
