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Pitbull Victim said:
I see Ethan Ralph as the Alydar of the Lolcow Derby in that he is nipping at the heels of the top dogs but won't quite catch them, his "fame" is partially because of his offspring, and he will likely die in a barn.
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Fucking love this suggestion, absolute platinum :story: , don’t meant to derail further, but I’ll try throwing something together later elsewhere on KF before the tarring and feathering commence here lol… stay tuned (or trooned…whatevs😂)


EDIT: As promised, my autistic ass delivered

 
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"I'm effectively homeless right now"

Keffals sacrifices so much to protect trans lives everywhere, it's truly awe-inspiring. Who else can say they sacrificed so much for their beliefs. Christ himself would be humbled at just how much time Keffals has spent on the cross.
 
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Neil said:
>Some faggot troll sends threatening emails
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Even this is going to far. We don't know who sent the threatening emails, so stating that we know this person was a troll of Keffals isn't guaranteed. Someone swatting Keffals doesn't stand to earn themselves 70,000USD. Trolls don't get new contacts with the media or lawyers. Trolls don't stand to start a firestorm that solely pushes a one sided political narrative to the news. Trolls also don't get new listeners and paypigs to join up from all the media attention they just received. New listeners and contacts that are potentially interested in a transgender's child grooming community/Discord channel, mind you.

Not saying that a troll didn't do it, because there are a bunch of misanthropic losers who do this kind of villainous shit. However, I think it's reasonable for me at least to consider the possibility of a false flag when weighing the benefits to Keffals/Keffals' community against "lol everybody is mad lolol." Especially after you just laid out how, even beyond just Keffals' general existence, everything in Keffals life and online persona that we know of from him is part of a twisted, warped version of reality and that he is a generally unreliable relayer of information means maybe other people should be more seriously considering this, too. Especially when some people still have egg on their face with how they took the guns-drawn, pre-dawn swatting raid claim at face value.

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I believe another lie discovered that you omitted is when Keffals did pre-and-post-op trans porn to pay for his dick removal, but lied and said the surgery was paid for by money left in his Dad's will. If so, just another little white lie that he told, even though we ALL already know:
Sex work is real work, Lucas. Have some self respect and be an out and proud tranny about it, for God's sake.
 
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Here's an update: shockingly, the GoFundMe goal hasn't been changed despite being met.
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
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No, you are not effectively homeless. You aren't even near to be "effectively homeless".
You are in a hotel atm. An expensive one to be specific. There are cheaper hotels in Ontaro.
You still have your old home. You are going to move into a new home soon. You grifted ~100k Canadian dollars.

You are a piece of shit if you truly think that you are "effectively homeless".
In fact, you are an overdramatizing piece of shit.
 
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owTwo said:
Not saying that a troll didn't do it, because there are a bunch of misanthropic losers who do this kind of villainous shit.
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The m.o. is really similar to that used in the swattings of Ethan Ralph, Metokur, and maybe even Patrick S. Tomlinson. Serial swatters like this usually keep doing it for the thrill. If they were all the same guy, I don't see them stopping until they get caught. I'd go out on a limb and say he.
 
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AnOminous said:
The m.o. is really similar to that used in the swattings of Ethan Ralph, Metokur, and maybe even Patrick S. Tomlinson. Serial swatters like this usually keep doing it for the thrill. If they were all the same guy, I don't see them stopping until they get caught. I'd go out on a limb and say he.
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Do you think the keffals swatter was the same one who swatted vickers and daddy jim? Pretty sure they were going by the name america first intern.
 
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nigger is choosing to sleep in what seems to be a fairly expensive hotel when cheaper options are available, and despite cutting them off years ago, has the balls to go "boo hoo those mango ranchers made me homeless".

Has he been reading the "E-begging on social media" thread? Is the next grift angle "I couldn't get a new place because of transphobic landlords/realtors so I need your money now more than ever to fight against transphobia"

I'm surprised homeless twitter isn't sliding into the replies looking for mutual aid.

edit: late since he deleted it I guess.
 
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The whole thing has been orchestrated like it's a play. How is this no-name video game tranny (they're a dime, a dozen) getting articles in major publications and support from politicians? I doubt that pajeet even knows who keffals is but still tweets of support?

This whole shitshow shows why the Internet was a mistake for the greater public. The public is too stupid.
 
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AnOminous said:
The m.o. is really similar to that used in the swattings of Ethan Ralph, Metokur, and maybe even Patrick S. Tomlinson. Serial swatters like this usually keep doing it for the thrill. If they were all the same guy, I don't see them stopping until they get caught. I'd go out on a limb and say he.
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Not really. That guy uses google voice apparently. Makes sure to dox while its live. The live part is a biggie, cause he made three shots on one metokur stream once.
 
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nigger is choosing to sleep in what seems to be a fairly expensive hotel when cheaper options are available, and despite cutting them off years ago, has the balls to go "boo hoo those mango ranchers made me homeless".

Has he been reading the "E-begging on social media" thread? Is the next grift angle "I couldn't get a new place because of transphobic landlords/realtors so I need your money now more than ever to fight against transphobia"

I'm surprised homeless twitter isn't sliding into the replies looking for mutual aid.

edit: late since he deleted it I guess.
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You have to respect the grifting game of someone effectively taking a vacation on the backs of a bunch of broke simps.

Might as well go the distance and say you need to order expensive steaks delivered right to your room every day so you can avoid the transphobic hit squads roaming the streets of Canada.
 
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