Containment What If?

You know it's a shame Chris never joined the PC master race. All I wanted to see is Chris play City Skylines and see the terrible mess that would be CWCville. Modded with infinite money like he would in C137. It'd be rift with crime, pollution, and sickness because Chris wouldn't have any idea how the game (or cities) work. And I'd love to see weens build him custom cims and buildings so we can see the glorious CWCville shopping mall in 3D. All the while he rants on how this is the true and honest CWCville in the sister dimension and its merely a window to the other side.
 
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What if there's an alternate timeline in which another Chris never incested Barb? What is that Chris up to now?
 
What if Chris really put in the effort in his CADD course and became a competent 3D designer.

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Assuming Chris gets 10y, how long would it take to lose the sonichu delusions?

Or, hypothetically, if all of us evaporated and 'sonichu' became meaningless to everyone on the planet except for Chris, how long until pure tard rage forges a new survival strategy?
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
What if Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh all somehow ended up in the Grand Jury for Chris's trial?
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Never mind that, what if all the classic trolls came back and were the ones judging the fat tard?
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To think both these trials are almost exactly a decade apart is uncanny. Chris is literally unable to connect previous events of his life to now.
 
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What if Chris gets off thanks to autism and heilberg, but within weeks of release he ends up killing someone?
 
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What if Barb dies of natural causes but Chris gets blamed for it?
 
What if Chris claiming to be Jesus is a 4d Chess move to play some kind of insanity/autism plea? Like he heard his celly talking about "...this one guy who got off, called himself, Jesus. Judge tossed out his loitering case"?
 
troon patrol said:
What if Chris claiming to be Jesus is a 4d Chess move to play some kind of insanity/autism plea? Like he heard his celly talking about "...this one guy who got off, called himself, Jesus. Judge tossed out his loitering case"?
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What if he's playing 5d chess and he's actually Jesus testing if we would be true christians with such a fool, and then after failing he'll dimensionally merge us into oblivion
 
troon patrol said:
What if Chris claiming to be Jesus is a 4d Chess move to play some kind of insanity/autism plea? Like he heard his celly talking about "...this one guy who got off, called himself, Jesus. Judge tossed out his loitering case"?
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EVERY homeless crazy thinks (or claims to think) they’re Jesus. It’s nothing. I probably explain why NGRI isn’t what people think it is in my sleep at this point. Go read the FAQ please. Also Chris hasn’t had a celly because he’s protected.

Boyd McVoid said:
What if he's playing 5d chess and he's actually Jesus testing if we would be true christians with such a fool, and then after failing he'll dimensionally merge us into oblivion
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My lord asks too much of His humble servant.
 
Here’s an intriguing thought, what if Chris had been born with ADD/ADHD instead of autism? Would he have been happier and more well adjusted, I can imagine he’d be more productive considering how adhd people can make things quicker than others?
 
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