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I don't think he would have fucked her if he hadn't been exposed to incest porn.

I don't think he even thought about it being incest while fucking Barb. I doubt he thought much beyond how it made his bent duck feel good. He was horny, and Barb was right down the hall. There were a lot of other reasons not to fuck Barb completely apart from the incest factor, and he didn't let any of them stop him either.

Chris' behavior is entirely based on media he consumes.

Not entirely. For example, his shoplifting seems to be self motivated. Also BLARMS may have been the focus of his sperg out at the Game Stop, but the cause was his own lack of impulse control.

The media Chris consumes is more of an artificial flavoring or coloring applied to his own innate bad behavior.
 
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What if Chris was two prisoners' bitch?
He'd likely try to manipulate them, exchanging sex for snacks.
What if Bella gets subpoena'd to come testify at the trial?
Bella wouldn't say anything at the trial. It would be her lawyer


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Would if Chris really did escape from jail, but he did it Andy Dufresne style by crawling through a sewer pipe?
The smell would not be noticeably different. But he’d get stuck somewhere in the pipe, never to be found.

Would he hide the hole behind a pinup of Rosechu or Rosechu with Barb’s head pasted over hers?
 
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What if Bella gets subpoena'd to come testify at the trial?
How'd they even get her. Last time I checked she still has a "warrant" in New Mexico for speeding and not showing up to court. Stupid bitch went from a couple hundred dollars court fees and fines to "criminal on the run". Plus if I recall they can just subpoena the phone/internet carrier or whatnot since her version is edited. No reason to go after her.
 
The smell would not be noticeably different.

I think his odor would improve, actually.

But he’d get stuck somewhere in the pipe, never to be found.

Roto-Rooter would find him once the blockage became apparent, though maybe not all at once. People tend to notice when sewage pipes stop working.

Would he hide the hole behind a pinup of Rosechu or Rosechu with Barb’s head pasted over hers?

Sailor Barb to keep him on the straight path?
 
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If Chris tried to do Calculus?
he is too retarded so it would be too hard for him. the stress would make him shit himself
What if Chris never take a dump into his pants?
for chris to not be shitting himself would imply that he was clogged. he would eventually explode and die
I know people have wondered and asked what Chris's life would have been like if he was never discovered by the internet, but I genuinely think that there's a very strong chance he still would have fucked his mother.
I'm sure that even without outside influence, his relationship with Megan would have dissolved, and that he'd be kicked out of the GAMe PLACe, resulting in him having virtually no healthy contact with anyone outside his house.
I think this occurrence has had the largest impact on his life. I think that even if he hadn't of been fucked with, eventually, with the complete lack of social engagement with anyone aside from his parents, he still would have turned to Barb for sex.
You could remove factors that influenced his desire to become a woman. You could rid him of the manipulation that attributed to his delusions and his belief that he is God. This whole website could have never existed. All of it, gone.
He still would have fucked Barb. He'd still be fucking Barb.
chris's autism gave him face blindness so when he looks at barb he is unable to visualize her as the elderly obese potato that she actually is. all he sees is a supermodel that needs his bent cock. that is not something that was planted in him by years of trolling, he was born like that and he would have eventually acted on his urges once he knew he could get away with it.
What if Chris was raised by wolves?
he would have still been shitting on the floor instead of his pants. as a feral child being found and rehabilitated by the state it is very possible that he would have ended up with a better quality of life than he did being raised by barb and bob
Has Chris ever bought used games? I suspect it has always been nothing but the best for him.
Chris was always obsessed about DLC so he would never buy a used game since it left out potential content. Also the value of used games comes when a game is older and less in demand. If Chris actually wants a game he will buy it day 1 or download it.
What if Chris was sentenced to work in a chain gang of penal labor? How would Chris cope with this development?
he would make a random access humor joke about how everyone is yanking his chain. he would then shit himself from the pressure of having to do work
Why didn't Chris's unclit get super infected from his DIRTY CRAPPED BREIFS? What if he made up the DIRTY CRAPPED BREIFS to cover up something else?
it did get infected. chris cut up his taint and thought he finally had a vagina so he kept on spreading the bloody wound open in an attempt to finger it and claimed he felt something start to grow in it.
What If a conventionally attractive insane woman chose to sleep with Chris? I would love to see how angry everyone would get.
there are unfortunately women out there that would happily fuck chris for the clout
Would if Chris really did escape from jail, but he did it Andy Dufresne style by crawling through a sewer pipe?
he would get stuck and die. chris would shit himself in the process but for once the shit would be where it belonged in a sewer
What if Chris(tine) fled to Canada, Mexico, or anywhere else outside the US?
he would try to blend in by mimicking a stereotypical accent. if he went to canada he would talk like terrence and philip from south park. if he went to india he would talk like apu. if he goes to a spanish country like mexico he will confidently think he can communicate because he has 2 years of high school spanish
 
What if Keffals did a reenactment of "That Is My House!" and Bob was played by Null?
 
What if by some happenstance that both Sega and Nintendo teamed up together to forever block Chris from owning any of their products and then went to confiscate anything related to them? What level of tard out would be receive?
I enjoy the idea of Nintendo using their clout in the gaming industry to start a program to round up and confiscate their stuff from "undesirable" owners in order to improve their public image as a company for idiots.

"Based upon your online post history, a warrant has been issued for the search and seizure of any products related to the intellectual property of Nintendo Inc.
The items collected will be assessed for condition and a check for their approximate resale value in US dollars, minus collection and processing costs, will be sent to you within 30 business days.
Under penalty of law you are hereby barred from further ownership of any products sold by Nintendo Inc. for life, with possibility of appeal after 10 years from the date of this warrant being issued

Signed,
Shigeru Miyamoto-san."

Chris would have a new pair of dirty crapped briefs.
 
What if Chris(tine) fled to Canada, Mexico, or anywhere else outside the US?
Canada - same sith, Canada and US are just the same shit.

Mexico - he becomes a head of drug cartel

EU - if Germoney he dies after any of ethnic gang spots him, if other EU state - he dies of starvation (social help unrelated to work/being owner of kids is low as fuck)
 
What if Keffals did a reenactment of "That Is My House!" and Bob was played by Null?
there are many parallels between the two. both have gone on crusades to get their dirty laundry off the internet, both have videos on pornhub, chris has my name is not ian, keffals has my name is not lucas, both have a boring fat blocky guy orbiting them, both are sexual predators, etc. the end result would be chris shitting himself though

What if by some happenstance that both Sega and Nintendo teamed up together to forever block Chris from owning any of their products and then went to confiscate anything related to them? What level of tard out would be receive?
chris would be very upset and then shit himself as he played hexbox

What if Christ Chan didn't exsit
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Under penalty of law you are hereby barred from further ownership of any products sold by Nintendo Inc. for life, with possibility of appeal after 10 years from the date of this warrant being issued
You forgot the extra 2 zeros at the end. It's written by asian law the minimum punishment is 1000 years exile or banishment.
 
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