Containment What If?

[Crass_and_Champ]

What if Chris had two pairs of prison-issued pants?

What if Chris was two prisoners' bitch?

 

[StMaryPiper]

If the Sonic Boom protests and the house fire never happened would Chris have come back to the mainstream Internet? He seemed to be a permanent Sadcow as from 2011-2013 he was bitter at everyone and everything even Sonichu itself. Then the spotlight was thrusted on him in 2014 leading to the Chris Chan resurgence

 

[Kirby]

What if there's an alternate timeline in which another Chris never incested Barb? What is that Chris up to now?

It would just remain status quo so he would shit himself and do nothing

What if Chris is spared the firing squad but forced to live in a home with no internet, in Amish country?

Shit himself and do nothing while his mandatory wife tries to kill herself

What if Chris put ketchup on a hotdog? The thought of it is boiling my piss. I'm so fucking mad. What if????

He would shit it out into his pants while doing nothing

Here’s an intriguing thought, what if Chris had been born with ADD/ADHD instead of autism? Would he have been happier and more well adjusted, I can imagine he’d be more productive considering how adhd people can make things quicker than others?

ADD and ADHD can cause similar social awkwardness so honestly not much would have changed. Because his inability to control his bowels is mainly associated with autism he would have shit himself less often but would have still been doing nothing

What if Chris had two pairs of prison-issued pants?

He would shit in them and be forced to clean them with a sponge and soap in his jail cell. In the process of cleaning them they would rip and tear and Chris would make a random
access humor joke about how the holes make them holy pants because he is Jesus

If the Sonic Boom protests and the house fire never happened would Chris have come back to the mainstream Internet? He seemed to be a permanent Sadcow as from 2011-2013 he was bitter at everyone and everything even Sonichu itself. Then the spotlight was thrusted on him in 2014 leading to the Chris Chan resurgence

I think for most people anything Chris did after Bob died was pretty boring. At that point it was clear he wouldn't fall for low effort Clyde Cash tier trolling anymore. Had Chris continued what he was doing prior to the macing and house fire he would have likely just fizzled out and every now and then people on here would react to what he's saying on social media, however without a mainstream impetus such as the house fire and macing to make people wonder who this Chris Chan guy is there would have been no cwctubers, no documentary, no redditors and thus no Idea Guys or Bella weenery. He would have just lived out the rest of his life shitting himself and doing nothing.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

At that point it was clear he wouldn't fall for low effort Clyde Cash tier trolling anymore.

Hence the now meme thread, "Is Chris "getting better"?...

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

If Chris tried to do Calculus?

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

What if Chris never take a dump into his pants?

 

[Shaky]

I know people have wondered and asked what Chris's life would have been like if he was never discovered by the internet, but I genuinely think that there's a very strong chance he still would have fucked his mother.
I'm sure that even without outside influence, his relationship with Megan would have dissolved, and that he'd be kicked out of the GAMe PLACe, resulting in him having virtually no healthy contact with anyone outside his house.
I think this occurrence has had the largest impact on his life. I think that even if he hadn't of been fucked with, eventually, with the complete lack of social engagement with anyone aside from his parents, he still would have turned to Barb for sex.
You could remove factors that influenced his desire to become a woman. You could rid him of the manipulation that attributed to his delusions and his belief that he is God. This whole website could have never existed. All of it, gone.
He still would have fucked Barb. He'd still be fucking Barb.

 

[Ophelia]

What if Chris was raised by wolves?

 

[A-№1]

What if Chris was raised by wolves?

It's never too late to find out…

 

[King Metalia]

What if Chris never take a dump into his pants?

He'd still smell like shit given he spent 39 years living in a horde of garbage.

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

What if Chris gets off thanks to autism and heilberg, but within weeks of release he ends up killing someone?

It's a simple question. He's unable to kill anyone... except possibly (we're talking 0.000000001% chances here) his own old, demented mother who would probably not realize what's happening, not even when she's about to fade out. But even if he secretly wants to do it, i doubt he'll have the guts even if he makes some dogshit "SONICHU PROPHECY" that her death will transport her soul into CWCville and trigger the dimensional merge somehow. Aside, i'd like to mention that future killers tend to harm their pets, and all the harm Chris had done to animals was exclusively out of severe neglect and lack of responsibility, nothing premeditated or done out of direct malice, rather pure autism and child-like mind.

 

[Ophelia]

I can see Chris accidentally killing a child with his car. Yes, I know he drives like a slow granny, but it just takes one mistake and he’s bad at everything.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

All I wanted to see is Chris play City Skylines

Ya, maybye also something like old good Paradox games such Europa Universalis. In both cases he will end game after maybye 30 minutes, because he cannot figure it out how to do antyhing.

Chris is slighty too stupid to get how build a computer from pieces. He probably thinks that a computer is just an other vidyia consol, so all that system requirements thing will not mean anything for him, so he will tarding in case if GTA V will not work on a Pentium 4 and Windows XP.

 

[A-№1]

I can see Chris accidentally killing a child with his car. Yes, I know he drives like a slow granny, but it just takes one mistake and he’s bad at everything.

Chris in a car is one of the few ways he's more likely to kill someone else and not himself (unless he tries to play chicken with 18-wheelers like Barb). Fortunately his driving days might all be in the past.

Chris on a scooter, OTOH…

In both cases he will end game after maybye 30 minutes, because he cannot figure it out how to do antyhing.

Chris has bought a lot of games he's never even opened. Some for platforms he doesn't even own.

Has Chris ever bought used games? I suspect it has always been nothing but the best for him.

 

[Kyria the Great]

What if Chris was sentenced to work in a chain gang of penal labor? How would Chris cope with this development?

 

[Lou Sassle]

Why didn't Chris's unclit get super infected from his DIRTY CRAPPED BREIFS? What if he made up the DIRTY CRAPPED BREIFS to cover up something else?

 

[A-№1]

Why didn't Chris's unclit get super infected from his DIRTY CRAPPED BREIFS?

Look at his living conditions. His immune system is the only part of him that gets regular exercise, so it must be very robust.

 

[thegooddoctor]

What If a conventionally attractive insane woman chose to sleep with Chris? I would love to see how angry everyone would get.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

I would love to see how angry everyone would get.

Rather disgusted.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He still would have fucked Barb. He'd still be fucking Barb.

I don't think he would have fucked her if he hadn't been exposed to incest porn. Chris' behavior is entirely based on media he consumes.

Chris has no self control, and if he likes something he latches on to it, but he bases this on what he's exposed to. Early Chris was just as obnoxious, selfish, entitled, and retarded as he is now, he was just way more conventional and non-degenerate about it.

A lumberjacked Chris, kept away from television, vidya, and the internet, would still be a fucked up person, but he'd be way less disgusting. He'd still shit himself though.