Containment What If?

Before the incest, Chris seemed to be on relatively good terms with the Farms, with Josh helping him navigate away from the ideas guys. But there’s only so much you can do to wrangle Chris from the other side of the world. So I wonder what kind of role Lucas would have played in christory had he been around for the past few weeks.

I could see Chris turning his back on Josh, flirting with Lucas over Twitter and joining his campaign until he’s banned and blocked by all prominent dropkiwifarms troons. It wouldn’t be long until he‘d be lumbering into the next disaster from there.
 
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I think in most societies he would just be a loser the way he has become now. Unlike downsyndrom Chrise's stupidity would not be that noticable early on. Now in Yanomami culture boys born with little hair on their head are left out in the wild to die,

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however so would also countless other more respectable and succesfull people in this world as well.
 
Nikes_JustDoIt said:
What if Barb never took out the reversed mortgage?
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She actually didn't, this was just a mistaken thing Null said years ago and immediately corrected, but for some reason just won't die.

It's always possible she did later, but there's no particular reason to think so. So far as anyone knows, it's just a normal mortgage.
 
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DrNow said:
Before the incest, Chris seemed to be on relatively good terms with the Farms, with Josh helping him navigate away from the ideas guys. But there’s only so much you can do to wrangle Chris from the other side of the world. So I wonder what kind of role Lucas would have played in christory had he been around for the past few weeks.

I could see Chris turning his back on Josh, flirting with Lucas over Twitter and joining his campaign until he’s banned and blocked by all prominent dropkiwifarms troons. It wouldn’t be long until he‘d be lumbering into the next disaster from there.
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Lucas made sure the Drop Kiwi Farms movement was a way to victimize himself and pretty much himself alone. No way would he let Chris get any of the attention, even if he's the original victim. Chris would try his best to join, and be ignored.
 
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AnOminous said:
She actually didn't, this was just a mistaken thing Null said years ago and immediately corrected, but for some reason just won't die.

It's always possible she did later, but there's no particular reason to think so. So far as anyone knows, it's just a normal mortgage.
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Oh shit, my bad, Idk why it just stuck it was a reversed mortgage (most likely heard from a youtube video and not the cwcki)
 
I imagine that if Chris were in the grimdark future of the 41st millennium, he'd be an obese, physically weak, "Honor Roll" Chaos Cultist of Chaos Undivided - with a god complex. IRL, he did already make up the "Chaotic Combo" for those "exceptional" comics.

(he'd be too egotistical to serve any of the dark gods)
 
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90theguy said:
What if Chris was born in the 1700s and became one of the founding fathers?
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In any other century he would have been shut away somewhere until he died if not just left to the elements as soon as his mental abnormalities became apparent. Or he’d have stupided his way into falling off a cliff or drowning or something. Smarter people than him died as children all the time.

But say he got lucky and was taken care of until he was old enough to be a mascot for the founders. I can see Franklin using him as a footstool.
 
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Nikes_JustDoIt said:
Oh shit, my bad, Idk why it just stuck it was a reversed mortgage (most likely heard from a youtube video and not the cwcki)
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It's just one of those false Chris rumors that refuses to die, like the one about him wanting to be a woman to fuck lesbians, or that got kicked out of Western State Hospital for trying to exorcise a patient (he never said that he did anything of that sort, only that an exorcism would have helped). People like to take Chris's words and derive meaning that wasn't in the original text for some reason.
 
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Ewan McGregor said:
So silly of me, but surely you're not implying he's legitimately transgender.
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All I said was that he didn't become transgender to fuck lesbians, I'm not implying shit. Learn to read what people are actually typing.

This is why I avoid Chris gender debates, people don't fucking read what is being said.

Null thinks that Chris is the most 'legitimately transgender' person he has seen, whatever that means. Go argue with him about it if you're looking to argue with somebody who considers Chris 'genuine transgender'.
 
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Once someone is walking the walk as far as appearance, you’d have to be a mind reader to determine whether or not they’re actually trans. People like Phil and Yarrow who do nothing? Nah. Zero effort means Not Trans. It’s the lowest bar, but Chris clears it.

Mostly it’s just kind of a dumb old dead conversation.
 
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Ophelia said:
It’s the lowest bar, but Chris clears it.
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We know that Chris is committed to his delusions, he spent a year larping as Sonichu, punches holes in walls and was extorted out of $6000 because his imaginary girlfriend was being tortured.

So yeah, he at least puts in some effort, many other lolcows would be too lazy to larp 24/7.
 
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