Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

This thread being over 1000 pages is great and all, but it does make it exceptionally hard to read and follow. I wish we could have KF content in a more digestible format… like a podcast!

Wait, doesn’t Down Syndrome Dan have podcasting experience? I know! You could call it the JULAYYYcast or some other on-the-nose forum reference!

Just don’t make an ass out of yourself and dox members or tease the death of someone involved with a cow to get more listeners, then run off to another forum when it upsets people, ok?

D’awww who am I kidding? You’d never do such a thing!

Can’t wait to click that donate button, buddy!

 

[Uncle Ted]

I missed the 1000 page landmark

psie doodles.

 

[Ophelia]

I missed the 1000 page landmark

psie doodles.

You have been instructed to cease oopsie doodling. Continuing to do so constitutes felony oopsie doodli (1/2)
ng. Do not emojipost again.

 

[r00]

You have been instructed to cease oopsie doodling. Continuing to do so constitutes felony oopsie doodli (1/2)
ng. Do not emojipost again.

That's not how oopsie doodles work, child.

It will never not be hilarious to me that he actually said that. He genuinely thinks one day one of his comebacks will somehow wound the atalkers and undo all his humiliation. He thinks if he's sassy enough, they'll recoil in defeat. When's it going to end, Rick? You obese idiot.

 

[Broadside]

This thread being over 1000 pages is great and all, but it does make it exceptionally hard to read and follow. I wish we could have KF content in a more digestible format… like a podcast!

Wait, doesn’t Down Syndrome Dan have podcasting experience? I know! You could call it the JULAYYYcast or some other on-the-nose forum reference!

Just don’t make an ass out of yourself and dox members or tease the death of someone involved with a cow to get more listeners, then run off to another forum when it upsets people, ok?

D’awww who am I kidding? You’d never do such a thing!

Can’t wait to click that donate button, buddy!

Check out the Highlight tab on some of the posts. You then click "next highlight" and it just keeps you abreast of the most important (and amusing) developments.

We also had a podcast but you rascals sperged out at Dan being a tard (he needed chopping down to size, not doxxing imo but fuck it)

 

[NotFatChild]

To celebrate 1,000 pages, please enjoy pat correcting the record. Prison awaits, atalkers.

Can't believe CuckedPaul got him to go on this long holy shit.

edit: they got inserted in the wrong order but im not uploading all 25 of them again just go by the image numbers

 

[AnOminous]

I see Pat surrounds himself with equally brilliant minds.
It's just a testament to these leftist retards that they believe an account on Twitter is the Milwaukee PD simply because it says it is

They believe all cops are literally Nazi chuds so when someone pretending to be a cop posts obvious troll shit, of course they fall for it hook line and sinker, because it confirms their preexisting stupid beliefs.

Of COURSE an actual police department would go around trolling people like a 4chan troll.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I'm sad I missed page 1000, but then again, I was outside having a life and not on twitter. I was also not having a thread dedicated to how uneducated and fat I am.

My life isn't perfect, but I'm not Fatrick.
Life is good.
Happy belated 1000.

 

[Teknorat]

They believe all cops are literally Nazi chuds so when someone pretending to be a cop posts obvious troll shit, of course they fall for it hook line and sinker, because it confirms their preexisting stupid beliefs.

Of COURSE an actual police department would go around trolling people like a 4chan troll.

Police have now taken extremely serious action against the trolls and reported the account to Twitter.

 

[Doseferatu]

In honor of 1000 pages of "child" and fucked lawsuits, I'm going to post this descriptive poem I wrote in honor of Patty.

He had a broad, piggy face, and the fattest abdomen
That shook when he laugh'd, like a sausage full of emulsified Nigerians:
He was chubby and plump, a right spiteful old troll,
And he sued when I laughed as I saw him choke on a casserole;
A twitch of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

 

[NotFatChild]

 

[Akashic Retard]

This thread being over 1000 pages is great and all, but it does make it exceptionally hard to read and follow. I wish we could have KF content in a more digestible format… like a podcast!

Wait, doesn’t Down Syndrome Dan have podcasting experience? I know! You could call it the JULAYYYcast or some other on-the-nose forum reference!

Just don’t make an ass out of yourself and dox members or tease the death of someone involved with a cow to get more listeners, then run off to another forum when it upsets people, ok?

D’awww who am I kidding? You’d never do such a thing!

Can’t wait to click that donate button, buddy!

Threads on the forum really need bookmarks for major events. There's been more than a few lolcows that seemed funny I just didn't feel like slogging through thousands of posts to find the good stuff. I usually just check out OPs and move on.

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With such blatant denials of reality like this it's almost like Fatrick is the one trolling.

 

[Broadside]

Any autists or rascals reading this, here's the CONvergence livestream channel. Might find Pat on one of the videos if you look, who knows

https://youtube.com/c/CVGTelevision

 

[twisted cycle path]

Forgive me for being a Fat Rick newfag, but is there any confirmation that Tomlinson has read this Kiwifarms thread? Every other post insults him directly so it gives me the impression that people think he is going to read the comments. He seems like the type who would but I don't know. I guess the ONA guys probably take up a lot of his attention.

Fatrick's ego perilously exists inside an mirror dimension maintained by constant denial of reality and affirmation from twitter golems. He couldn't bring himself to read this thread and if he did it might actually kill him.

 

[Quasi]

SCENE
FINAL BOSS FIGHT
ENTER: QUASI INTO THE BAR TOMLINSON HAS CHOSEN AS THE PLACE OF ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. TOMLINSON IS ALREADY THERE, EATING A BIG MAC AND HIDING WHATEVER HE'S LOOKING AT ON HIS LAPTOP.
TOMLINSON: You know, dear child, always was I going to discover you: your identity and more.
QUASI (CATCHPHRASE): Discover this.
[Quasi shows Tomlinson more than 1,000 pages of documents demonstrating his legal responsibility to make repayment on frivolous and vexatious attempts at weaponizing the DMCA in order to discover Quasi.]
TOMLINSON: Let's take this to the doorfront! Never shall you return to here where I have called you!
QUASI: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[Broadside]

They believe all cops are literally Nazi chuds

Yeah until they can't get someone banned from Twitter or a crime actually happens to them then suddenly they're all for the pigs in blue!

 

[FinnSven]

Yikes!

The thing for pat now is that if he was not known to police before, then he certainly is now.

Being “known to police”, while it is not going to hinder your life in any official capacity, it often means that the police will think of you when certain things happen.

Fat of course runs a high risk of this becoming far worse for him, as a drunken bumbling Fat, stumbling out of Hooligans at chucking out time 100% will shout things about his “Swatings” to any police cars he sees.

Most coppers pay little attention to such loudmouths if all they are doing is shouting, but word will get around.

Anyone who has been on the wrong side of this will tell you what a pain in the arse being a known pest or person of interest as far as the police go.

 

[Sopsy]

Saw this site on another thread and wanted to try it with Pat's reddit account. The whole summary is here I'll just post some highlights without commentary because the jokes write themselves.

Spoiler

That's 7 as in 7th grade level, the lowest it goes is 6. Wanted to test this so I picked three random accounts from three random subs and five from r/politics, here's what I got from them, wallstreetbets(17), darksouls3(13), nba(13), politics(12, 11, 11, 9, 8 lmao).

 

[CansOfCant]

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"You have tiny little pinprick pupils and misfigured [sic] ears" is my new favorite Monty Python and the Holy Grail quote.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Fat has a new definition. one is fat when a person is the size of 1/3rd of a Patrick Tomlinson. Obese is 1/2 a Patty Fatty. Morbidly Obese is one Hamtrick.

This is a Public Service Announcement.