Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[I swear she's 18]

Spoiler: bullshit

You really know these people never actually have any life experience if they write like this.

Men? Are completely fine having a submissive wife who does not contribute anything to their marriage. The whole reason simps exist is the primal instinct to provide to those who can't. Especially in pursuit of a partner, for a partner, or if to provide to your family. And women prey on the need for those betacucks who have nothing to give but money. It feeds into that mentality that "I'm the provider" and "I'm pursuing a partner".

Women? Oh no. A women not only have the choice to pick whoever they want, but also are known to marry equals or their seniors. Because you know, they're women. They dont want a beta cuck pussy man.

In reality this clip should be her telling him she loves him, but he doesn't match 1 of the 3 requirements (6 feet, 6 pack, 6 figures) and that the financial requirement is the deal breaker. So she's leaving to find herself a man who's equally or richer than her. Which is actually realistic, an actual social problem if you really want to stress gender equality, and it'd be funny seeing banshees screech about how "untrue it is". You know what fuck it. I'll do it myself.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I think it's because the hoody doesnt have sleeves, it doesnt make sense though, I have a gilet that keeps me warm.


But then how would the creators see them and get pissed off? Post mine too lol

I saved a LOT of comic edits onto my phone and will DM you which ones you created

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I’m pretty sure they’ve already done a joke about his sleeves.View attachment 3589896

This is just Mac from Always Sunny

 

[retard strength]

Spoiler: bullshit

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You really know these people never actually have any life experience if they write like this.

Men? Are completely fine having a submissive wife who does not contribute anything to their marriage. The whole reason simps exist is the primal instinct to provide to those who can't. Especially in pursuit of a partner, for a partner, or if to provide to your family. And women prey on the need for those betacucks who have nothing to give but money. It feeds into that mentality that "I'm the provider" and "I'm pursuing a partner".

Women? Oh no. A women not only have the choice to pick whoever they want, but also are known to marry equals or their seniors. Because you know, they're women. They dont want a beta cuck pussy man.

In reality this clip should be her telling him she loves him, but he doesn't match 1 of the 3 requirements (6 feet, 6 pack, 6 figures) and that the financial requirement is the deal breaker. So she's leaving to find herself a man who's equally or richer than her. Which is actually realistic, an actual social problem if you really want to stress gender equality, and it'd be funny seeing banshees screech about how "untrue it is". You know what fuck it. I'll do it myself.

Sir this is a dead fish with Wendy's drive-thru headset

 

[Shig O'nella]

Sir this is a dead fish with Wendy's drive-thru headset

The dead fish comic thread is prime failmale bait. Who'd have figured?

 

[Crex Crex]

Of all the possible mascots they could choose for their pro-queer, anti-gender-stereotypes feminist comic, they choose a sexually dimorphic fish whose females spend much of their time tending to tgeir young. The jokes fucking write themselves.

Sometimes I get severe Sonichu vibes from this comic, the namesake and mascot doesn't really do anything whilst the creator's Mary Sues switch between aggressively overreacting to any perceived slight and hamfisted awkward socialising with each other.

I wonder how they react to edits of their comics.

Replace
Sonichu is not GAY!
With
Blobby is not CISGENDER HETEROSEXUAL OR CONSERVATIVE IN HIS VIEWS ON POLITICS OR SEXUALITY !!

What if they discover this thread? Are they going to make a comic in which the Kiwifarms headquarters are demolished and Null is gorily executed by Blobby after being tried by a kangaroo court?

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Of all the possible mascots they could choose for their pro-queer, anti-gender-stereotypes feminist comic, they choose a sexually dimorphic fish whose females spend much of their time tending to tgeir young. The jokes fucking write themselves.


What if they discover this thread? Are they going to make a comic in which the Kiwifarms headquarters are demolished and Null is gorily executed by Blobby after being tried by a kangaroo court?

They suddenly have a reoccurring villain who’s a kiwi. Or a retarded dog.

 

[Hummingbird]

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Spoiler

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What…is this supposed to mean? Is coming out bad now, Blobby writers?
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Hoes.
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This could easily be a “straight ppl bad” message. But Hallmark movies are all the same shlock, so I’ll give em that.
Wait, I thought work was bad.

This reminds me of Bow from the She-Ra reboot who had to vandalize his clothes to show his poorly-drawn midriff and everything he wore had to show it. Except this is worse drawn and more annoying.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Where’s some comments from the expired food comments

Spoiler

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Where’s some comments from the expired food comments

Spoiler

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“Expired doesn’t actually mean expired.” Okay. Here, try this two week old, unrefrigerated corn dog. I promise it won’t destroy your intestines.
Also Imma need some context on the child labor thing. Are the plushies made in China?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Found this in comments

edit: here's my edit of shirt comic

Spoiler: what a shitty move

 

[Niggerphobe]

Of all the possible mascots they could choose for their pro-queer, anti-gender-stereotypes feminist comic, they choose a sexually dimorphic fish whose females spend much of their time tending to tgeir young. The jokes fucking write themselves.


What if they discover this thread? Are they going to make a comic in which the Kiwifarms headquarters are demolished and Null is gorily executed by Blobby after being tried by a kangaroo court?

Or will they make a lazy edit of a kiwi screenshot on a phone

 

[Polentic]

I love how they say that Supermarkets are greedy and throw out good food.
Encouraging your fans to eat from the garbage is kind of dumb.

WHY WOULD YOU WASTE ALL THIS PERFECTLY GOOD PEANUT BUTTER?!?!?!

>gets salmonella

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Here's an edit of pro homo strip

Spoiler: big image

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Whenever they do comics like this, it always makes me think of those Steven Universe PSAs that Cartoon Network shat out during the Floyd riots.

Steven Universe ends racism yet again.

I don't watch Steven Universe--------------------------------------------------------------If you're a Chad Thundercock who wants to support by donating:✪Ko-...

youtu.be

Spoiler: Edit

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Whenever they do comics like this, it always makes me think of those Steven Universe PSAs that Cartoon Network shat out during the Floyd riots.

Steven Universe ends racism yet again.

I don't watch Steven Universe--------------------------------------------------------------If you're a Chad Thundercock who wants to support by donating:✪Ko-...

youtu.be

Spoiler: Edit

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We already taught kids love and tolerance and all that gay shit.

What we take issue with is teaching white children that they're inherently evil for the color of their skin, you disingenuous fuck.

You can see it in their manifestos, they actually differentiate between being "not racist" and "anti-racist."

The latter, obviously meaning racism against white people in order to correct injustices, whether they be real, perceived, or done to people who are no longer living (and thus irrelevant).

They're psychopaths who actively look for reasons to hurt people.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

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Whenever they do comics like this, it always makes me think of those Steven Universe PSAs that Cartoon Network shat out during the Floyd riots.

Steven Universe ends racism yet again.

I don't watch Steven Universe--------------------------------------------------------------If you're a Chad Thundercock who wants to support by donating:✪Ko-...

youtu.be

Spoiler: Edit

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[Karakhalkin-Gol]

Why do all these types of webcomics all have the same artstyle?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Why do all these types of webcomics all have the same artstyle?

Sloth