Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Ultrapenguin]

Well, sort of. The comic keeps trying to play “will they won’t they” with both Lily and Ashley and the guy Charlie is into. It’s annoying when straight couples do it, it’s just as bad when gays do it.
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This comic and Charlie’s parents are why I say her mom is implied homophobic.

"Lily, why don't you have a boyfriend?"
"God mom because I live in Seattle and all the guys I interact with are mincing gays, child predators, or date rapists, and nobody will invite me to the vegan coffee shop anymore if they think I'm straight. Why are you so lame?"

And if her mom wasn't homophobic I'd be shocked. The only time ultrawoke media like this doesn't portray any given character's parents as the most hateful, ignorant, backwards people to walk the earth is if they're using them as a foil to try to portray someone else's parents as pieces of shit.

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I have to admit, I'm digging the superstraight flag on the top left there. The stark colors and simplistic symbology is a great contrast to the rainbow vomit of the modern alphabet flag.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Well, sort of. The comic keeps trying to play “will they won’t they” with both Lily and Ashley and the guy Charlie is into. It’s annoying when straight couples do it, it’s just as bad when gays do it.
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The poor mother. Now her dreams of having grandchildren will never come true.

 

[Niggerphobe]

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

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Just split the bill, you gay idiots. Also who the fuck would date any of those three?

 

[Nod Flenders]

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This is something I like to call wishful thinking. Nobody would ever go out with the person behind Blobby.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Here's what really happened

Spoiler: god have mercy on my soul

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Joke flags probably?

I…I don’t think so. At least it’s being used unironically by degenerates.

https://necrophiliacoftheday.tumblr.com/

Oh and there’s a necrozoo flag for all the Keros out there.
Though I think it’s more conceptual, hopefully.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

lol

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Here's what really happened

Oh fucking hell.

Time to unwatch this thread, I think.

 

[Niggerphobe]

I found this comment and what are they talking about

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

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I found this comment and what are they talking about

Probably the classic “I’ll get that asshole” comic.
And it wasn’t “pro-sexual harassment” as much as it was anti-assaulting anyone who dares slight you.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Is this what that chick from Bill Nye’s “My Sex Junk” meant when she said her vagina has its own voice?

for some reason I imagine Blobby having a voice like Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, on South Park.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

They really go out their way to make the Lily character disgusting. Look at those hairy legs.


I put Blue haired malaysian jewish lesbian with hair buns into an AI

 

[There Is Light At The End]

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I found this comment and what are they talking about

I think this

Probably the classic “I’ll get that asshole” comic.
And it wasn’t “pro-sexual harassment” as much as it was anti-assaulting anyone who dares slight you.

Also around that time comments started mocking them, resulting in retreat into their hugboxes - tumblr and Instagram

 

[Niggerphobe]

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I wish they’d stop reposting old shit. Make a comic about how men should get vasectomies or some shit, damn you!

Or give us an arc where Blobby is arrested for assault/attempted murder.
Quick edit: What the hell happened to boobs being bad in your eyes?

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Quick edit: What the hell happened to boobs being bad in your eyes?

It's okay when women make them objects of lust.

Also, Lily chubby chaser, eww lol

 

[Niggerphobe]

Blo

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Or give us an arc where Blobby is arrested for assault/attempted murder.
Quick edit: What the hell happened to boobs being bad in your eyes?

blobby back at it again with his empty threats

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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I can’t believe they’re perpetuating the psycho lesbian trope by portraying the main character as a schizophrenic who hallucinates talking fish. Do better.

 

[Niggerphobe]

We finally got a new comic