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I think this person wins this thread for shit that never happened anywhere on the planet, not in Sweden, not in the U.S., just wow level shit that never happened.
I Caught A Shitlord This Big: The Tall Tales Of Tumblr - And that thread... was Albert Einstein.
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I think this person wins this thread for shit that never happened anywhere on the planet, not in Sweden, not in the U.S., just wow level shit that never happened.
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^That looks like it's from the Not-Always-Right site, which is 99.99 percent made up bullshit.
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Holy shit, reading that made me embarrassed.
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To be fair, if it involves idiot retail customers I can believe a LOT of stupidity.
For example: having a man come in 5 minutes before closing to buy fake flowers for his wedding the next day. No plan, no ideas, pestered us for a 1/2 hour or more before checking out. Swear to god- real story. Still wonder how that wedding/marriage went.
Had another person who started insulting my looks like a petty teenager after her credit card was declined for being overdrawn. Pretty much a total bitch fit right in front of her kids.
Honestly retail stories can be more baffling than fiction, because reality doesn't have to make sense.
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As someone who has worked in retail quite a bit, I can believe some of it. However, if the "I'm a lesbian" bit actually shut the woman up until she left the store, then I'll eat my hat.
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a MUCH more believable response from the woman would be "OHHHHHH that must be it!"
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Everything up to that point is pretty believable, but of course the brave LGBT Tumblrite has to get in the last word. A customer like that would prolly cry for a manager.
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That makes no sense. None. Her "retort" shows nothing other than apparently women's equality is a disgusting rash. He'd be more likely to call "Hey look at this bitch with the herpes!"
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"wait, why did you have sex with someone with AIDS?"
"BECAUSE IM A STRONG INDIPENDENT BLAK WYMAN"
25000 people rush in and cheer while yelling "black power"
obama flies in and gives her the key to the white house
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If the rest of the teenagers met them with an awkward stare for that trainwreck of a statement "woman equality" then it'd be... no more believable really than people who'd hang out with a guy like that believing in 'woman equality'.
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Him: Who cares, you're still a crazy bitch!
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And what was the name of "Him"?... Albert Einstein.
"Who's crazy now!?"
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"Don't say that to me, a feminist. I will find your hyperbolic statement to be offensive to me, a feminist, and others like me, who happens to be a feminist. I'm informing you that I am a feminist so that you know better than to be uneducated around me, a feminist. Would you care for some statistics fresh from my booty hole?"
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I smell a new Navy Seal Copypasta!
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That might just be the statistics fresh from my booty hole.
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"Who's crazy now?"
"Anyone who thinks you reeled off these (spurious) statistics at the drop of a hat, ya crazy bitch."
"Anyone who thinks you reeled off these (spurious) statistics at the drop of a hat, ya crazy bitch."