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I met some girls over the past week who I'm excited about. They're both like different versions of women who've shaped my life somewhat and it actually spooked me as I've gotten to know them but it's been great. One of them is some traditional minded African chick who's being shipped with me by her friends. Shes been acting flustered and mean to me but her friends have been making it clear they want me to make an effort. I'll keep at it patiently with her.
Another one is basically a short stack version of some other woman I fell for. The personality, the age difference and even the face are remarkably similar in every way. I just got her number and I'm happy about it. It's like Gods given me a second chance with them. I understand they're separate individuals so it'll be a challenge to keep it in mind but I think I'll manage. Overall, I'm pretty excited about it.
 
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Neurotypical Mantis said:
symptoms of too much internet usage: being thankful that real women exist when they're half the population
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Clearly you’re not in the same fucked up place I am, I see mostly potato shaped baboooshkas and really fucked up methheads and megaobese sheboons. Bout to move tho so I’m happy.
Anyways didn’t you see Dad’s post to lighten up?
Let me have my moment. It was fleeting.
 
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Quantum Diabetes said:
Clearly you’re not in the same fucked up place I am, I see mostly potato shaped baboooshkas and really fucked up methheads and megaobese sheboons. Bout to move tho so I’m happy.
Anyways didn’t you see Dad’s post to lighten up?
Let me have my moment. It was fleeting.
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i live in portland of all places i am very used to it
maybe i just naturally avoid tranny-dense areas idk
 
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bruh
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shit just stacks up man. i have nobody to talk to about it, every therapist in my area either doesn't take my insurance or doesn't do in person meetings and i have no irl friends to do shit with that don't live hours away
 
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the networking guy who did the networking shit yesterday instead of me apparently didn't see that one of the workers was downloading porn and now both of them are in trouble.
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update: both of the guys got fired. That worker downloaded porn more than once but this was the final straw lmao and that networking guy sucked ass anyway.

Oh yeah, also got a promotion out of it, cool shit.
 
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Had a bit of a scheduling fuck-up with my new job today. I'd been scheduled for a 3 - 11pm shift, but got it switched to a 7-3pm instead.
So I turn up at 7, only to be told it was a mistake and I was back on the late. So I go home and back to bed for a few hours, when my boss calls and tells me it's been a mistake, and can I come back in 'til 3.

I hope this won't be a regular thing.
 
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incoming sappy faggotry:
it means so much to me that people are actually 'defending' me i guess about something. i don't think i've ever had people outside of close friends actually support me like this before, and even then :oops::heart-full: thank u...
i can't post profile comments or reply to them so pm me if you want to be silly and goofy
 
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There's a new slavedriver in charge of the pits. This means it's time to step up the Agile ceremony. Have those planning meetings, and grooming meetings, and retrospectives, and make sure everyone has a weekly 1 on 1, and keep your metrics up, and make sure you track your progress on everything, and meetings meetings meetings meetings meetings!

I already dislike him.
 
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Parents are... apparently taking a temporary break. I don't know how temporary it will be though. This has happened before in the past, they tried to patch it up and had me ordained so I could marry them. So I think it's safe to say they're probably just not happy together. But still. Fuck man. Don't tell me I became able to officiate weddings for nothing. Bastards.

I know that's pretty personal shit but I don't care much. Eh.
 
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Ok First week on the new job is almost done. Aside one little..incident i got chewed out for, (they went easy on me this one and only time cause it was only day two and all) It went pretty well. Unfortunately first payday isn't for another week, hold over and all that but it happens everywhere. Plus this is my first job I've ever held where the payday isn't every two weeks so no more living between checks. It may be a while but I'm actually thinking of looking for an apartment to move into. The deposit alone will be a headache to save up for thought then there's paying real honest to god rent for the first time. Almost made me consider starting a fund to save up for a condo or something but..those are arguably worse. Sure rent sucks but usually it's all that needs to be paid. Owning a house or condo? There's taxes, utilities, and all that jazz. While I'm finally making decent money at last. It's not THAT kinda money.


Anyways aside that I can't complain, The first weeks been mostly easy set up for a soft opening of a new cafe for the Alumni, the real work starts when they start moving in for the fall semester next week, but it's dishwashing. Something I've done for so long and it's a cakewalk. Just gotta focus, do what the higher ups tell me, and don't...fuck...this one up. Getting up early to get there on time is pain in the ass though. I thought I was done with that shit when I finished school.
 
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actually pretty good. been off the shite for about a week, just enjoying my summer til its time to work again. won 70 bucks today and my one buddy just got out of doing multiple years in prison so life is good. he offered to buy me a slice of pizza so i threw him some money cause that means a lot to me that he even offered considering he came home with like 20 bucks to his name.
 
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Pissed.
Was a notice on the door to the mens wardrobe, about women personal washing themselves there and to understand and respect it. With a smiley face at the end, to add to the passive aggresivity.

The womens wardrobe is right beside, its pretty big too. This is one of several times they have not bothered to take down the notice.

They haven’t posted about this anywhere, so how the hell am i going to understand it?

Honestly, i think its all bs and they take advantage of people here being passive and afraid of «conflict».
 
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