DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I highly doubt his "expenses" are bigger now. Nothing in his personal life has changed significantly since the begruptcy outside of giving up the conndo. He's far more likely to have forgotten that he used to make far less and got too used to making 100s a day.
Just like with any other addiction, addicts don't ever cut back on what they spend to feed the habit. It only grows until it gets to an unsustainable point and everything comes crashing down. The more and more he is willing to spend on wrestling jpegs the more he will need daily to feed the gacha monster.
 
Especially when dsp sayYOU GUYS GOTTA SUPPORT, I HAVe BILLS I NEED GROCERIES etc etc. And 1 person as always, ends up paying Phil's bills. Dsp controls the wheelcairs, while 1 Whale controls DSP. Living your best life ever eh dsp? Emil hasnt shown up until today.
 
This is a great thing for all of us, because the more Phil gets, the more he will demand of said whales.

Clark Dent can fund a lot of his life but again this is all the ride up to the drop offs.

Phil's drop offs are some of the best content we get from him, and it's because of how desperate he gets.
It's a vicious cycle of begging, spending and needing more and will never end. The more comfortable he gets the more money he'll need. None of it will ever be saved up. This is the one thing I know for certain about him.

That's why at this point his fans are the real lolcows. The fat faggot can't help himself, just like wings can't help but shovel food into his mouth. That's how he's made and that's how he is. It will never change. But the paypigs are the ones who are both to blame and to thank. They both enable him and allow him to have withdrawal desperation begging segments.

Honestly thinking that people like slayer and Derich run DSP's life is definitely making this whole affair a little bit more entertaining. Knowing that the man with the biggest ego on the internet is some outcast's bitch is so good. And they have the power to make this last forever. Truly this is quite the most meaningful thing that many of them will accomplish in their lives is enabling a gouty delusional dudes gacha addiction.
 
Around $65. That's how you know he's getting it colored too.
What's really funny is that he doesn't bother with the gray in his beard since it's practically gone.
I highly doubt his "expenses" are bigger now. Nothing in his personal life has changed significantly since the begruptcy outside of giving up the conndo. He's far more likely to have forgotten that he used to make far less and got too used to making 100s a day.
In fact, it has changed since then, in a positive direction, which he DID take advantage of. He just did it by living even more idiotically. Since I've started following this shitshow, Phil has had two major events in his narrative that should've ceased his begging, and he has only escalated it instead. He's lying about his actual bills, but the perpetual lack of money and the resulting agitation is no act.
When all someone has had to do is either beg daddy to do it for him or throw huge amounts of money at it, they never learn to do it for themself. It has instilled in Phil that he never has to do something for himself, that there's no point in putting in effort to fix things himself and has left him completely helpless once the most minor obstacles show up.
Yeah, like I've said, for all his bitching, the internet has spoiled him at an egregious level. After a decade of being able to afford not giving a fuck, Phil isn't going to turn things around once that ends. He will indeed go out with a whimper, because he'll be looking for someone to tell him how to fix things, meekly and sadly.
Gets his money dopamine hit and immediately goes to break. That money is already gone to WWE Champions pulls before he gets back from his 25-minute break.
Yeah, and that's exactly why we saw it open on his phone: he refuses to wait long enough to be safe. Not even after he busted himself will he budge from being so reckless, like he feels entitled to that too.

Dave and Linda should have taken over his life, legally, the instant he told them he was moving out of state for a very obviously ominous reason. He has never been capable of making adult decisions. There is growing older and wanting freedom, leading to mistakes made, and then there is THIS.
 
Skipping through bits of the prestream, it seems Kat is so sick of Phil that now he hasn't been taken to the mall during the sacred day of errands in a couple of months, he has to go himself while she stays home then doordash for dinner. Normal behavior for a couple of soulmates.
She's living free of charge at the cost of un-freezing dinner once in a while and pecking him on the cheek for his birthday. She spends whatever small income she has on games, not a bad outcome at all compared to her homeless sister, and admitedly more than deserves her fat lazy cheater ass.
 
I can't surf or skateboard. So I've played games or watched events and have lived vicariously by doing so haha. OiC and his many socks obviously has never had a wife and or boyfriend so he supports DSP with his by money by living vicariously thru DSP.
 
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It's way too much work for him as you have to get the dye off your skin or it looks like you were eating someones ass.
Implying the guy who looks like ass on camera six days a week would even bother.

Telling you, if Phil still somehow had a full head of hair, he would've stopped styling it looooong ago. Dude don't even bother bathing for appearances, combing happens only because he's balding.
Emil, you're a fucking retard.
Not one to tell people how to detract, but this is why he does it. We've laughed at him, he's a child just like Phil, so his mind remains fixed on "owning" us. He's a pigroach and his gacha is KiwiFarms.

Just let it go and laugh at how once again, Phil's income isn't happening because of him. It's because we exist.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again - The Street Fighter Mobile Game is going to absolutely break Phil and his piggies and I just cannot wait until the day it releases world wide.
Oh no. I can only imagine the daytime drama this will cause:

Hogan: But I thought we had something, brother! Six star golden me! ME! REEEEE!
Phil: Ya but *snort* how am I supposed to get this platinum Bison jock strap without money, dood?
*Hogan sheds a single manly tear from behind his sunglasses*
 
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