حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

AMHOLIO said:
I'd like to apologize for calling this man an attempted troller in the Keffals thread. I'm regrettably very wrong.
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It's an honest mistake, if I had read his "ontological evil" bit when it was posted, instead of hours after the fact, I would of just written it off as bait too. It was a little too on the nose, but as we discovered, there was no irony behind it whatsoever. It's magical, really.
 
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Buttz McSmellington said:
Alan: "I just want your love and you won't give it, you never will."
Dad: "The fuck? I've been givin' for thirty--. You ask her when I'm gone."
Alan: "Is this love?"
Dad: "You ask her goddammit when I'm gone!"
Alan: "Is this love?"
Dad: "Does dad love me? Goddamn!"
Alan: "Is this love?"
Dad: "Who has been here for you, you stupid...ugh! Goddammit!"
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This reminds me of this scene from "Fences" with James Earl Jones.
 
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Norbert the Tiger said:
I am pretty certain it's door number two....
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I think so too, because he went on Vaush's discord server and explained what happened here as if he participated. In addition, Alan deleted a lot of porn profiles right after he was halal. I highly doubt the Discord account is also compromised but what do I know:stress:
 
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Here's a new email from when he wrote hot-air articles for his college newspaper.

alanmichael.white@gmail.com

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Caesare said:
No wonder he's like this, his dad's a fucking screaming nutcase.
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Usually, parents of lolcows are a bit off themselves. Not like they're also retarded, but usually they're old and out of touch, or they're like Keffels dad who just loved him regardless and put up with his tranny shit.

However, I think Zedd's dad is just spot on. He knows exactly what's wrong with his useless son, and this is the end result of years with said useless son. Also, I believe the dad said some stuff like "you never listen to me, you always put me down" or something like that, so I think the son is just yet another 35 year old arrogant asshole who lives with his parents.

Side note, I really hate that. Why the fuck are these speds always so smug when they've accomplished literally nothing?
 
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Faggitory said:
Usually, parents of lolcows are a bit off themselves. Not like they're also retarded, but usually they're old and out of touch, or they're like Keffels dad who just loved him regardless and put up with his tranny shit.

However, I think Zedd's dad is just spot on. He knows exactly what's wrong with his useless son, and this is the end result of years with said useless son. Also, I believe the dad said some stuff like "you never listen to me, you always put me down" or something like that, so I think the son is just yet another 35 year old arrogant asshole who lives with his parents.

Side note, I really hate that. Why the fuck are these speds always so smug when they've accomplished literally nothing?
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The NEET sped is a new social class. While most people have to work to live, they are like a shadow of their wealthy counterparts. Others (their parents) work to support them. They think themselves superior in this regard, hence the entitlement and smugness. They've made it to the easy life by doing nothing but being a waste of space.

That's my take anyways. Even if his dad is shitty, he's already being more than generous by letting his deadbeat son leech off of him for 35 years. Then again, he should have kicked him out years ago once it became apparent nothing was going to change for the better.
 
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Because I am not a degenerate, I have avoided Rule porn for most of my time online (a few decades).

But thanks to this man and my morbid curiosity, it's over. I literally just said, "Jesus Christ the fucking internet" and walked away from the screen.

Fuck you Alan Michael White for exposing me to Winnie the Pooh trying to fuck Piglet.

Excellent autistic recovery of his online stupidity though.
 
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OrsonSneed really dug his hole by Troon-Guarding Keffels. More and more of his internet footprint is being unearth.

Imagine being his father? OrsonSneed should really grow up, stop being a man child. Delete all his social media, delete all the DK porn fiction and any other shit he has wrote. Get a job, shower and move out of his parents house and stop being a leech. If he goes to the gym, busy some decent clothes and go to bars he might even get the chance to fuck a fat chick and loose his virginity - he will know what a girls pussy feels like then instead of imagining some video game monkey’s. Stop paying for onlyfans, twitch tards and trannies. Being a looser at 35 years old doesn’t have to mean he will be a looser at 36, 37, 38…

He won’t take any of this advice… so Orson go and become and man and stop brown knighting trannies.
 
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