I swear to god they are producing this type of losers on an assembly line somewhere.
Can someone transcribe what Alan's dad is shouting in the OP video, because he sounds like a true and honest badass.
Dad: "...taking the goddamn garbage across one day o fuckin' week then I should have to do the rest of my life."
Alan: "No."
Dad: "You don't do a goddamn thing. You want purpose in your life but you don't want fuckin' responsibility. You don't want goddamn morals. You don't want a goddamn thing but 'feed me, Seymour, feed me.' That's the only goddamn thing you want."
Alan: "You don't want to talk to me."
Dad: "You don't want to listen to me. You want to put me down every goddamn day!"
Alan: *unintelligible whining*
Dad: "You put me down on every goddamn time we fuckin' talk! Don't tell me you donna put me down. I've lived it for thirty-some odd years. You fuckin' putting me down!"
Alan: *crying* "No."
Dad: "You always putting me down."
Alan: *crying* "No I don't."
Dad: "So don't goddamn say you don't."
Alan: "I've never put you down."
Dad: "The fuck you don't!"
Alan: "I don't (unintelligible)."
Dad: "You always do, Alan!"
Alan: "Why? How?"
Dad: Because you're a goddamn Communist and you want everyone in the goddamn world to be a goddamn *inhale* Communist. *inhale* And you want everyone to be a goddamn atheist because *unintelligible groaning* You can't see God. You can't go into a church. You can't prove God. The hell you cain't. You don't wanna hear God! You have give up on God. So go in the goddamn bedroom and give up there. Don't preach it to us. We don't have to give up on God because we know God."
Alan: "I don't want you to give up God. I don't want anyone to give up God. There's a difference between being different and having a disagreement and having a different opinion--"
Dad: "You ain't different at all! You want us to follow you like *incoherent babbling*"
Alan: "No I don't.
Dad: "Goddammit Alan! You I've given you all for thirty-three goddamn years. A difference of opinion and you put my goddamn opinion down!"
Alan: "I don't."
Dad: "You put my opinion fucking down! Every go-- You think you got a difference of opinion? You hate MY opinion."
Alan: "I don't."
Dad: "You hate my goddamn opinion."
Alan: "I disagree with you."
Dad: "You hate my goddamn opinion. You hate me bein' wa likin' God. You hate me likin' life. You hate me likin' fuckin' freedom."
Alan: "I--"
Dad: "You just want goddamn Communist *groaning*"
Alan: "I don't want Communism."
Dad: "Yes you do!"
Alan: "I just want your love and you won't give it, you never will."
Dad: "The fuck? I've been givin' for thirty--. You ask her when I'm gone."
Alan: "Is this love?"
Dad: "You ask her goddammit when I'm gone!"
Alan: "Is this love?"
Dad: "Does dad love me? Goddamn!"
Alan: "Is this love?"
Dad: "Who has been here for you, you stupid...ugh! Goddammit!"
