2022 Lolcow Derby - AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!

[Ghostse]

Based OP continuing a fine American intellectual tradition.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

No Monica Rial? Too on the nose?

Representing Monica Rial, I give you Miss Alleged, sired by Alleged.

 

[Xenomorph]

Two quick questions: what? why?

1. For fun
2. Remember fun?
We have fun here sometimes

 

[SnusBurns]

KingCobraJFS likes it when you feed him apples. All in on him.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Some world class photography there, old chap. I look forwards to the races, pip pip!

 

[DubbleBubble]

1. For fun
2. Remember fun?
We have fun here sometimes

ah Fun... Kiwi Farms remembers™

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

2. Remember fun?

n...no.

 

[DabOnJannies]

No fucking way I saw this at like 5 am last night and thought it was just a really weird fever dream

That’s my favourite way to browse this place.

 

[who dare wins?]

Putting my whole mortgage on this. Either go big or go home friends.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Soooo.....when do we start issuing the NFTs of this?

 

[A Widdle Woach]

As a horse racing sperg I’m losing my shit over this thread, amazing work OP.

Although having Amber as Man o War and not Potoooooooo (potatoes) feels like a missed opportunity.

 

[THE STRESS]

Let's be real here; If putting internet weirdo faces on horses isn't bringing the content, I don't know what is.

 

[Male Idiot]

Where the hell is the reigning champion, Cherokian Chan CWC?

That pony can giddy up to the extreme!

 

[Blowing Raspberries]

>An insane person photoshopped a bunch of faces onto pictures of horses.

I mean, "photoshopped" fells somewhat of an exaggeration...

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Where the hell is the reigning champion, Cherokian Chan CWC?

That pony can giddy up to the extreme!

He was retired for a breeding experiment

https://www.yourgenome.org/stories/inbreeding-from-champion-horses-to-life-saving-mice/

 

[Felis Meanis]

>An insane person photoshopped a bunch of faces onto pictures of horses.

I mean, "photoshopped" fells somewhat of an exaggeration...

The noble, age-old tradition of dabbling in MS Paint shall never be dispatched to the realm of obsolete technology.

Rejoice, for today we copy-paste in glory!

 

[Pigtoad]

Autistic.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Autistic.

 

[SuckDuck4Quack]

Well, I’m not betting on Cyraxx, he’ll crash into every barrier and horse on the track.

 

[PanzerFurry]

This is just the kind of autism I come to this site for.

I would put all my money on Ethan, but knowing him he'll no show the race.