Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Botchy Galoop]

For somebody who spends half their fucking life cramming food into their mouth you’d think she’d be better at it. You gotta be pretty fucking retarded to choke on noodles.

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[TeracottaPah]

I always had her dying on the toilet like the King himself

Spoiler: Why Chantal won't die like Elvis

She'd have to experience constipation to die like Elvis. Elvis actually "vageled out."
Vasovagal...
He was straining to poop and his blood pressure bottomed out. More common death than you'd think, opioid induced constipation is a bitch.

TLDR: she constantly shits

 

[High Hedgie]

Hypothetically, if Chantal exhausted all of her options for making money on YT, Twitch and OF and needed to get a real job (again, in a purely hypothetical scenario since we know she never would) what do we think she'd actually be able to do? Her size would eliminate most jobs requiring standing for long periods (retail, fast food, etc.) but I doubt she'd have the skill set or relevant experience for office work. Most companies would probably not want someone like her at reception as the 'face of the company.' Thoughts?

There used to be jobs at factories for literal speds where they could sort the nuts/bolts/connectors you get with furniture and things you put together at home and go in those little baggies. The company gets kickbacks from the government and the sped gets a sense of accomplishment and some money. I know that there are still a few of these in some privately owned companies here in the States. I don't know in Leaf Land. They would allow her to sit down because this is for speds after all and they are accomidating. Her behavior wouldn't be too judged because - speds. They have a handler for every 3 speds.
Source - had a family member who had meningitis as a child and was left brain damaged, she worked for over 30 years at one of those companies. It's kinda cool.

She couldn't do call center work. She doesn't have the patience. The first time a customer got short, she'd be a royal bitch to them and get fired. Maybe at home data entry? But she'd probably fall for one of those scams and lose a shit ton of what little money she's going to have first. Her problem is that she has no coping skills and such a massive ego that she would be a pain in the ass to work with. Any company that does even a basic search, and even smaller companies are, is going to see her online presence and nope right along.

 

[AnchorageC0h0rt]

Hypothetically, if Chantal exhausted all of her options for making money on YT, Twitch and OF and needed to get a real job (again, in a purely hypothetical scenario since we know she never would) what do we think she'd actually be able to do? Her size would eliminate most jobs requiring standing for long periods (retail, fast food, etc.) but I doubt she'd have the skill set or relevant experience for office work. Most companies would probably not want someone like her at reception as the 'face of the company.' Thoughts?

I hate when people give her this to use as an excuse. I’ve seen bigger people than her working and standing for hours at a time, so she could work at an office where she sits on her ass all day. All the time not gorging on food could help her lose some weight as well.

 

[Teresa77]

I hate when people give her this to use as an excuse. I’ve seen bigger people than her working and standing for hours at a time, so she could work at an office where she sits on her ass all day. All the time not gorging on food could help her lose some weight as well.

Once I had someone do my hair who was like 400 pounds and on his feet all day. Granted he stank and I had to breathe through my mouth, but he had a job.

 

[Single_Sock]

She couldn't do call center work. She doesn't have the patience. The first time a customer got short, she'd be a royal bitch to them and get fired. Maybe at home data entry? But she'd probably fall for one of those scams and lose a shit ton of what little money she's going to have first. Her problem is that she has no coping skills and such a massive ego that she would be a pain in the ass to work with. Any company that does even a basic search, and even smaller companies are, is going to see her online presence and nope right along.

She did work at the same call center as PEE for a couple of weeks. She got fired for not meeting her quota of calls. And I'm sure was an overall bitch to customers.

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

Hypothetically, if Chantal exhausted all of her options for making money on YT, Twitch and OF and needed to get a real job (again, in a purely hypothetical scenario since we know she never would) what do we think she'd actually be able to do? Her size would eliminate most jobs requiring standing for long periods (retail, fast food, etc.) but I doubt she'd have the skill set or relevant experience for office work. Most companies would probably not want someone like her at reception as the 'face of the company.' Thoughts?

I guess she could do the kind of job ALR did for a while, like a desk government job.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Some sort of callcenter job but shes an ogre and her behavior is well documented, so shes basically unemployable.

She had a call center job with Peetz. She took a leave because of "Muh Mentals," and I don't think she ever went back. That's the rationale she gives for supporting Peetz now. He supported her then.

She is 100% unemployable. She even let it slip that she was fired from a fast food job. It's YouTube or bust!

 

[brooky]

She even let it slip that she was fired from a fast food job.

I can't imagine why.

 

[Mook]

I always had her dying on the toilet like the King himself

I picture her dying from some sort of cancer or liver issue. It will be quick too. Her body won’t be able to stand chemo or radiation. And that poor sad liver of hers….

End stage liver disease is a horrible way to go. Was a nurse for 9 years. Actually fitting for Chin’s Karma. If anyone deserved to go out like that it’s her!

I’m a spiritual woman myself, however chins is a demon spawn. I truly believe she’s demonic. From the pits of hell.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

This greedy lazy hog thinks she is above working--of any sort. She despises being told what to do. She hates any authority. She will not be held to a schedule.

She refuses to do anything that takes thought and effort. Look at her videos. The biggest effort she exerts is turning on the camera.

Editing? BORING. Lighting? WHO CARES? The world wants to see her and admire how "real" she is. Her "planning" is nothing more than daydreaming. And she claims that THIS is her JOB.

This is it, guys. This is the hardest you will ever see her "work." She is worthless. Actually, she is less than worthless. She is a blight.

There was something I was told to ask myself as a child: "What would the world be like if everyone did as you do?"

 

[Blowing Raspberries]

I did a art



Thank

 

[boxybum]

Hypothetically, if Chantal exhausted all of her options for making money on YT, Twitch and OF and needed to get a real job (again, in a purely hypothetical scenario since we know she never would) what do we think she'd actually be able to do? Her size would eliminate most jobs requiring standing for long periods (retail, fast food, etc.) but I doubt she'd have the skill set or relevant experience for office work. Most companies would probably not want someone like her at reception as the 'face of the company.' Thoughts?

She would be forced to work some kind of retail wageslave job. She has been out of the workforce for years and has no skills. As soon as they perform a background check she is pretty screwed. To be frank I don't know how she even held a job in the past.

 

[All About Particles]

Chantal's unemployability is a given and I don’t want to waste anybody’s time trying to prove the obvious. However, by way of entertainment, let’s presume that she gets a job – whatever job – outside home.

Here comes the fun part. You say “find a job”. There’s a thousand tasks that are not the job itself, but are connected to having and doing one. Imagine Chantal performing even a half of the following:

Spoiler: daily routine sperg

• Setting up her alarm clock to get up at the same (morning) hour every day;
• Prepping her clothes for the next working day. That includes: washing them, checking for wear and tear, mending, ironing and accessorizing;
• Taking a morning shower, putting on (fresh) make-up, doing her hair (prepping her wig);
• Making breakfast, eating it and cleaning after herself, so as not to come back to a messy house after a full day’s job;
• Checking that she’s got all she needs in her purse: money, cards, phone, charger, tissues, some snacks, basic make-up, etc, etc;
• Actual getting to work. On time. That means: considering the weather (snow, heavy rain, rush hour traffic), not running out of petrol, having the car on the go at all times;
• Walking. Home-car, parking lot-office, around the office throughout the day, office-parking lot, car-home. Oh, also errands on the lunch break or after work, as there’s never enough time on a Saturday and places might be closed at the weekend;
• Back home? Change into lounge wear, put away office clothes, make dinner, clean after dinner, dust furniture, do laundry, fold laundry, empty dishwasher, load dishwasher, vacuum the carpeting, mop the tiled floor, check your spending, pay bills, talk to friends/family, water houseplants (or do a little gardening), tidy up before slowing down for the night;
• Take a shower, remove make-up, once a week change the bedding, more often - change the towels, see what you’ve got in the fridge, prep dinner for the next day;
• Pet-care: morning and evening. Food, grooming, litter cleaning;

Shall I go on? Better not. We all know the myriad of things which get done daily without our even noticing that we’re doing them. Imagine that lazy cow attempting a RELATIVELY normal daily routine.

On the other hand she might just as well kick the bucket and get reborn as a member of a hunter-gatherer community. Just imagine her having to literally get to know what it means to live “hand-to-mouth”, having to do physical work in order to eat any and every meal...

 

[Studmuffinstuffin]

Chantal could never get a job at door dash she would be fired on the first day.

She would collect multiple orders at once, then beeze on livestream and eat everyone's orders while ignoring phone calls from pissed customers and employer

That'd be a nice change though, the simple life like what Paris Hilton did, because she too is a sexy influencer, she should do normie jobs and then get subsequently fired first day for being legit shit

That is fucking content!

Job seeking arc please!

 

[low sodium]

new CP:

 

[TeracottaPah]

new CP:

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"You know he doesn't love you, you know I'm right."
"Your man fucking wants me....and you know it."
"...while your boyfriend is watching ME, obsessed with me!"

I know some people think Nader is done with Chantal, but I really think they're at least talking to each other on the phone.
We know she saw him on the 7th, bought him groceries and coffee.

Now she's posting shit that aligns with her view of Nader watching her and wanting her.

I think she just knows she can't talk about seeing him/talking to him because she'd lose her remaining 14VIBS.
She's finally to where she can't walk back everything she's said about him.
It must be killing her.

 

[High Hedgie]

new CP:

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But THEY are the ones obsessed....

 

[boxybum]

new CP:

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Is she incapable of letting go? Jesus who the FUCK cares about Nader?

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Chantal isn’t getting a job anywhere. Even if she actually looked, applied and passed the interview (and none of that is happening), do you really think she’s going to wake up when her alarm goes off, get ready and show up on time? Chantal cannot be told what to do. She’s unemployable and will live off Smee and the government.