Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

I'm glad Bill Watterson has remained a recluse during the social media age, because his Twitter would be unbearable.



Same shit that happens to stand-up comics and internet reviewers. They become famous for 'frivolous' entertainment, and think that they need to be something more legitimate and intellectual. And because they have fans that listen to their opinions, their opinion on every topic is equally valid. Or maybe its just cause he's a bored rich guy who can coast by on minimal effort. He's Joe Rogan with autism.

If Scott Adams resents being the Dilbert guy, it must be a chore looking out his back window every day.


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Jesus there's Russian gypsy mafiosos out there who live in less tacky houses.
 
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Fucking pathetic. I’ve literally seen children try to win arguments this way. It would be better just to not engage at all. That’s what someone who genuinely didn’t care would do. But Scott does care - it really bothers him that some stranger might think they’ve got one over on him.
I love how the first time he even acknowledges her existence is to turn to her creepily and say
“They’re asking to see more of you..”
And all she can muster is an uncomfortable chuckle, which he instantly follows by saying
“Stay focused guys”
If you don’t want people to mention your wife, then why is she even here?
Again, flexing. He wants everyone to know that he has a hot young wife (way out of your league, incel! I bet Bill Watterson doesn’t have a hot wife in her twenties!). No wonder the marriage failed. Even an Instathot doesn’t want to be paraded around like a Rolex.
 
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bold to recast it as metaphorical when the preceding line was "there's a good chance you will be dead within the year."
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink
 
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According to Scott, TikTok is using mind control to program the American public
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In other news, the Number 1 Pandemic Predictor adds more fuel to the fire by continuing to give his perspective on the Vaccine
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