Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Not black child enough

So that's what he meant by "in the black". I finally get it.

 

[Post Reply]

So that's what he meant by "in the black". I finally get it.

The black was in him all along.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I like that gif, so have nightmare fuel smooth Fatrick.

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This syncs up perfectly to "the walls fall out."

 

[r00]

 

[AnOminous]

The funniest part about ... well ... all of this, this whole website even, is that it's essentially psych 101 to note how people, when confronted with evidence which contradicts their position, will actually double down. And the more they double down in the face of more evidence, the more likely they are to double down in the face of more evidence ...

And the more they look like bafflingly stupid idiots and lolcows themselves.

 

[John_Smith]

It's pretty funny considering he gets to be neither right nor happy. He gets to be wrong and miserable. And, of course, fat.

Being evil and being hateable are too different things. There are people who have done far worse things than Fatty who are less hateable. There are murderers I'd have a beer with, but I'd throw the same beer in Fatty's fat face.

Zoosadists and diddlers, definitely worse though they frankly don't even qualify as lolcows by virtue of being too repulsive and uninteresting other than their vile acts.

Patso is the sort of banal evil that Hannah Arendt wrote about. He sees no humanity in other people. They are treated as objects, not people. He has no empathy. He has no Theory of Mind. He'll mindlessly believe what his 'group' tells him. He'll follow whatever orders he gets. We see this in his Twitterings. He's the death camp guard who complains that the smell from the ovens interferes with his ability to enjoy his sandwich at lunch. It's enjoyable to see him continuously walk into the rakes because of this. He is evil, but not the sort that is going to do much harm to anyone but himself, which is generally the case for most sociopaths.

Yeah, I'll take my Godwin stickers.

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

IM THE FAT MAN
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CHUB-BUB CHUBBY CHUB YO DA CHUB CHUB
YO FAT CHUB CHUB
CHUB-BUB CHUBBY CHUB YO DA CHUB CHUB
YO FAT CHUB CHUB
(I'M THE FATMAN)
CHUB-BUB CHUBBY CHUB YO DA CHUB CHUB
YO FAT CHUB CHUB
CHUB-BUB CHUBBY CHUB YO DA CHUB CHUB
YO FAT CHUB CHUB
FA-TA-FA-TA-FA-TTY FAT FAT FATTY FAT
FAT FAT FATTY FAT
-TY FAT FAT FATTY FAT
FAT FAT FATTY FAT
FA-TA-FA-TA-FA-TTY FAT FAT FATTY FAT
FAT FAT FATTY FAT
-TY FAT FAT FATTY FAT
FAT FAT FATTY FAT

Fatrick almost looks like the Handler from Cruelty Squad here

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

There's a difference between being hateable and being "the most hateable cow" on the site. This site follows pedophiles and zoosadists. Patrick is a hateable fat man, but far from the most hateable.

it's fun to hate patrick because he's just a fat idiot. He's not fighting people like IP2, he's not raping his mother like CWC, he's not grooming children like [trans cows], and those basement pepperonis deserved it

 

[Shpongoolio Trismegistus]

And the more they look like bafflingly stupid idiots and lolcows themselves.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[Shpongoolio Trismegistus]

Patso is the sort of banal evil that Hannah Arendt wrote about. He sees no humanity in other people. They are treated as objects, not people. He has no empathy. He has no Theory of Mind. He'll mindlessly believe what his 'group' tells him. He'll follow whatever orders he gets.

I don't normally recommend literature to people on the internet, because, God knows, that whenever I get recommended anything I will almost automatically discard it, but I truly believe everyone in this thread should read A Confederacy of Dunces.

Ignatius J. Riely, as the protagonist, is precisely who Patrick would be were he legitimately intellectually gifted.

 

[Mr Moonface]

A concerned citizen reported piggy's garden to the city.



The inspection found no violations. But did provide us with some new images of the Milwaukee Half-Hovel.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Speaking of, is his fence fixed yet?

 

[clusterfuckk]

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Patso tried suing 60 people for making fun of him on the internet. He wanted to financially ruin people as a way to get even for being laughed at. Compared to child molesters and people who rape puppies to death it's not a big deal, but if that's the curve you're grading on than pretty much everyone is harmless. Those people are monsters and there is nothing remotely funny about any of them. Pat is funny. Watching him step on rake after rake while learning absolutely nothing is something that brings me joy. What I like most about pat is you never know what will happen next. Torque wheeler, the meltdown audio and him being on the news all happened in the last month and a half or so. That's a lifetimes worth of humiliation for a normal person. We still have the judgement saga unfolding. Asset declaration and court ordered payments are coming up. Plus a possible divorce. Fat might not be the most hateable cow, but he is the most reliable for bringing the laughs

 

[SkepticAgentMan]

Those cellar doors give me the same feeling I got looking at the gates to Auschwitz 1 when I went to Poland. Just imagine all the innocent lives grinded away just on the other side...

 

[David Brown]

I don't normally recommend literature to people on the internet, because, God knows, that whenever I get recommended anything I will almost automatically discard it, but I truly believe everyone in this thread should read A Confederacy of Dunces.

Ignatius J. Riely, as the protagonist, is precisely who Patrick would be were he legitimately intellectually gifted.

Bro now I want to get a nice delicious hot dog

 

[John_Smith]

Those cellar doors give me the same feeling I got looking at the gates to Auschwitz 1 when I went to Poland. Just imagine all the innocent lives grinded away just on the other side...


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Mahlen Macht Frei, Kinder. It's written in sharpie right above the cellar doors. It's the same handwriting that was on Patso's moped, "Deadbeat Fatrick"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m surprised Pat hasn’t posted his own version of Keffals’ anti-KF video yet.

 

[Shpongoolio Trismegistus]

Patso tried suing 60 people for making fun of him on the internet. He wanted to financially ruin people as a way to get even for being laughed at. Compared to child molesters and people who rape puppies to death it's not a big deal, but if that's the curve you're grading on than pretty much everyone is harmless.

Anyone who genuinely needs to be told something like this isn't capable of comprehending it.

 

[jason analberg]

Wow, F@t looks so miserable... If only he wasn't so open about his "pepperoni" business, he'd still be out there.