Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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The other day I learned about how the Jacksonville police department opened up a separate division to listen to local rap music and collect evidence of murder. I guess the Canadian equivalent is police opening a division to read kiwifarms looking for instances of deadnaming. Great way to spend your one and only life fellas.
Getting paid to read Kiwi Farms threads is career goals
 
Nigga just get off line. Are you that socially retarded that you can’t make friends in real life. Get a real job you fat bastard. Oh right you have a “disability” which I guess is aspys which is every internet addicted fucks excuse for having no real skills.

“But I make online content!”,nigga everyone’s got a podcast including me, but at least most people have lives outside of the internet and can balance our time. Go see a fucking therapist
You kidding? going offline? he's making a killing out of this, if he keeps this up he'll be on par with Toomy Tooter of government protection and social media investor money by the end of the year
 
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The other day I learned about how the Jacksonville police department opened up a separate division to listen to local rap music and collect evidence of murder. I guess the Canadian equivalent is police opening a division to read kiwifarms looking for instances of deadnaming. Great way to spend your one and only life fellas.
And I thought the USA was horrible with managing tax funds, leave it to canucks to be America just more faggy.
 
The other day I learned about how the Jacksonville police department opened up a separate division to listen to local rap music and collect evidence of murder. I guess the Canadian equivalent is police opening a division to read kiwifarms looking for instances of deadnaming. Great way to spend your one and only life fellas.
To be fair, Jacksonville drill rap has been both the cause of and the evidence for several murders. The beef between Foolio and Ace resulted in the deaths of more than ten people, both of whom made music videos bragging about who they killed.
 
Lmfao, try to fight against the dang heinous Kiwis? Nice try, Lucas, but people are excited to drink your tears and laugh at you grifting.
"GO MY PAYPIGS!!! FIGHT FOR ME AGAINST K*WIFARMS!!! FIGHT UNTIL THEY LOSE, ESPECIALLY NULL!!!"
Nigga just get off line. Are you that socially retarded that you can’t make friends in real life. Get a real job you fat bastard. Oh right you have a “disability” which I guess is aspys which is every internet addicted fucks excuse for having no real skills.
Lucas won't do that because he only clinges to the net as a source for asspats and love. He's just too miserable and retarded to get a life, job or touch grass and go outside.
“But I make online content!”,nigga everyone’s got a podcast including me, but at least most people have lives outside of the internet and can balance our time. Go see a fucking therapist
He couldn't, because he's way too addicted to the net, and all he wants is just to destroy the dang dirty Kiwis and Jersh.
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about kiwifarms dot com, you tranny? I'll have you know we graduated top of our class in the alt-right manosphere, and been involved in numerous secret raids on feminists, queers, and pedophiles, and have over 300 confirmed pseudocides. We are trained in gorilla warfare and are the top transphobes in the entire autistic armed forces. You are nothing to us but just another target. We will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about kiwifarms dot com over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak we are contacting our secret network of spies across Canada and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. We can be anywhere, anytime, and we can make you sneed in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with our shitposts. Not only are we extensively trained in doxing, but we have access to the entire arsenal of Joshua Connor Moon's Private Militia and we will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. We will shit lulz all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

P.S. Keffals will never be a woman.
 
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