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I'm just sitting here, LMFAO - ex-pat Canuck growing up on the "rough streets" of Mississauga - now living as a US Citizen somewhere in the states, knowing that the fucking OPP - Ontario Provincial Police - are making a Goddamn taxpayer waste of money RN of this retarded shit.

Ontario, Canada has produced so many fucking lolcows it's just staggering.

Canada is no longer a serious country.

Has not been for some time now.
 
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Kanada cilla choo said:
Can someone give me the gist of the video? I've always hated the Tranny voice the most and listening to ten minutes of that shit would kill me.
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  • Kiwi Farms spent hours doxxxxxing our hotel based on a picture of the bed sheets
  • FIVE pizza companies sent pizza to our hotel room (despite the room number never being doxed here)
  • We are now forced to live at an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
  • One of the pizza shop bosses recognised my name on the news and reported it to the police
  • London police treating the pizzas as a hate crime and tracing the IP address of the pizza senders
  • Old man with Keffals' last name in Toronto SWATted (this is a point tbf, could a mod get the false dox in the OP replaced?)
  • Keffals got a call from the police about the old man being SWATted 5 days before his own, thus it was not a surprise as he's been portraying
  • Police are watching this thread very closely
  • Kiwi Farms responsible for at least 3 suicides bla bla bla
  • Keffals having to live like a fugitive because of the Farms
  • pls donate uwu
  • Seeking legal action against the Farms
  • Shilling Patreon
  • Police chief personally apologised but it is not enough unless the individual who SWATted Keffals is caught
  • Got his computers back way ahead of schedule because of troon privilege
  • Again goads the trolls that only getting police to pull the trigger will get rid of him
  • Promotes laughable press kit
  • Asks everyone watching this video to spread knowledge of Kiwi Farms, Streisand Effecting himself
  • Personal message to JOSHUA CONNOR MOON: "one day you are going to get sloppy, and your life is going to collapse like a house of cards, and when that day comes, no-one will be there to help you"
 
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Sneeder Griffin said:
Null, can we finally have a Keffals board now? Keffals is slowly turning into transgender Ethan Ralph (He's probably already there TBH) and this is probably the most active thread on the site over the past five months, with new milk being produced almost every day.

Plus, there's a dozen or so orbiters that either already have a thread or deserve to have one, so there's no shortage of content even if Lucas goes quiet.
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Or just fold it into the Gunt board once the two of them realize they share the same common enemies. Keffals on the Killstream leads to Gunt on the....Cock Waffles stream i dunno what its called. Their hootin' and hollerin' against the Ayy-lawwgs personalities are a perfect match. One thing leads to another...

I think this is how the Keffals-Gunt romance saga I predicted a few hundred pages back begins.
 
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etcetcetc said:
Couple of days old, Cenk's Nephew talking about Keffals.

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Dudebro Turkish intelligence agent Hasan, you arent a dudebro. Your a fucking faggot on roids who cant even goddamn do a kick right. Fight Sam Hyde already dumbass.

bonanus said:
Keffals doesn't know what real terrorism is. Being laughed at for clowning around on the Internet isn't terrorism, it's comedy.
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my lawyer has advised me not to answer using the aimer "I will show you what real terrorism is...".
 
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Keffels & fans,

You are sorely mistaken if you think trying to shut down this site will accomplish anything. There are archives of this site, and if it is ever shut down, our banter will simply move to other places on the internet. We're here, long after half chan, full chan, SA, and many others have gone to shit. We will be here long after if/when KF dies.
 
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Neko GF said:
Oh noes! Lucas' community is coming for us!
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Lucas and his retarded fans don't even know how to protect themselves from getting doxxed and this tard is threatening forum users. LOL.
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They also think it's illegal. Even in canada I think it says the information has to be published with the intent to have the person harmed or some shit. If they don't like it why are they putting their address on the internet?
 
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(Link) (https://archive.ph/lqNmW)

Cancer man is on the case
 
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I’m noticing something with the comment section of Keffal’s visitors: they have typos for even generic words like the word “mad” (mald”).

It’s kind of sadly obvious that Keffal’s target audience are children and predating on them.

Sucks said audience won’t understand how stupid this is until they have grown up.
 
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Neko GF said:
Oh noes! Lucas' community is coming for us!
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Lucas and his retarded fans don't even know how to protect themselves from getting doxxed and this tard is threatening forum users. LOL.
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I wonder if "how do i dox people" is now in his Google search history, completely clueless as to how any of it actually happens. Does anyone here pity them enough to tell them how to dox us? If we walk them through the process, it takes all the wind out of the sails of their victory. Like when you tried to help dad as a clueless kid but he does all your work for you after already doing his own
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Imagine their faces when the swatter is the same person that has been going after AF and Metokur and others of that ilk.

Fuck, Luke, this is a great grift you have going. Go public when the time is right and keep the donation avenues open. And remember to never back down and to not be antagonistic while you tell your enemies that they better manipulate the police into killing you. While you pledge to go nowhere as you jump from safehouse to safehosue with your green screen. LOL
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These people would shove each other in front of trains if they thought it served the greater good, i can absolutely see this mastermind superswatter being a leftist deciding that keffals is harmful to the community, but can also be martyred for trans rights. Like sacrificing a pawn in chess.
Nazrin said:
Plot twist: the cops looking at this thread hate Lucas for the lies and hatred he sent their way.
I'm kidding, I have a feeling the cops will bend over backwards for Lucas. Even after Lucas betrayed them.
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There is no law so absurd that a police officer would not enforce it, up to and including the sucking of inside out dicks.
Hoshikawa said:
Has anyone's mind from the farms ever been changed by a lolcow coming here and defending themselves? I can't think of any.
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There was this one mentally ill guy who came onto his five page thread to self info dump, and what happened after that was... the thread died and everyone moved on because it turns out what he was doing was not as bad as it looked. Maybe its me browsing the proving grounds, but it does happen. Of course if you're someone like Woof, a full confession can do nothing but harm you
 
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Thinking about it, the "Kiwi Farms has caused the deaths of three people" cope is not just inaccurate but even if it was true, it would tend to put this site among the more responsible internet forums.

Compare the deaths associated with Something Awful:
*2 people shotgunned with the ammo recommended by TFR for optimal pumpkin defense.
*At least one troon who was trolled by FYAD definitely suicided.
*That communist college kid who jumped off a bridge after fellow leftists convinced him he was going to prison for shoving a cop.
* Vilerat, killed by Hilary Clinton.
*Lowtax, killed by not enough users buying plat to fund his cookie addiction.
*That Syrian guy Caro blasted with a Dragunov plus probably a bunch of people Caro operated on as a medic.
*Every single poster in the opiates thread.
 
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