DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Count Cumia]

Why does he insist on Dicks?
He won't fish with them.
Go to Walmart Dave.

He fixates on things like that. He remembers once years ago seeing fishing stuff at Dicks so in his mind now Dicks is the only place he can go for fishing lures and anything else is an unreasonable hassle. There could be a Bass Pro Shop right next to the Dicks he just walked out of and he would act like there is nothing he can do.

 

[Corpun]

Genuine question I been thinking about for awhile. Why, do you think Phil decided to marry Kat? Just to look like a adult who wasn't failing at everything?

Because, he didn't marry Panda for all those years. Yet, he married this lady he knows nothing about. I can guess somewhat why Kat married him just to have someone pay for her life. Before, you could have told me the reason was to have a live in maid but he complains so much about her cooking and based on how he looks the rest of his home probably isn't being cleaned properly. Also, it doesn't seem like she all that interested in spending time with him unless it's going out to eat.

So what exactly does she do for him? I have to be honest I don't care about how much money he makes that's just going towards gin and pulls. The dynamics of Phil's loveless marriage are way more interesting to me.

My best guess is weddings cost money and he didn't want to pay for one. Leanna wanted marriage and even ended up faking an engagement ring before she broke pignosis.

As to why he married Khet so fast? He needs a maid and she was willing once he whiteknighted to her rescue. She is essentially a replacement Leanna in every way (Khet is not Asian), the only difference is Phil married her to seal the deal.

No Phail........they are doing you the favor of not hurting yourself.

Phil dying of an infection from a fishing lure would be a ending I couldn't predict.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Story checks out, everybody move along.

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If the one near Total Wine is open, then where is the closed one?

Anyway, still shows that Phil wasn't in the area to buy fishing lures, he needed booze and saw a sporting goods store. Or, even worse, he walks around thst place on Thursdays out of habit and coincidentally got booze and failed to get fishing lures.

 

[TurdFondler]

Omg this is even more retarded. I thought he would live stream actually fishing. Dear God this is getting stupid.

I would actually watch a Fishing with the King segment. Phil, in a stupid fishing vest and tilly hat, sitting on a cooler and fabricating absolute nonsense about fishing and secret eye-talian techniques.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Fred Meyer also sells fishing lures and it’s on his way home. I think he stopped shopping there when Kat stopped working there. Maybe she got fired for stealing shit.

Perhaps she tried to get an employee discount on 3 PS5s to set up a Skyrim tournament…?

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

If the one near Total Wine is open, then where is the closed one?

Anyway, still shows that Phil wasn't in the area to buy fishing lures, he needed booze and saw a sporting goods store. Or, even worse, he walks around thst place on Thursdays out of habit and coincidentally got booze and failed to get fishing lures.

I don't watch any of the shit he does now, because his snorting and the way he talks drives me bonkers, so I doubt I would even watch that crap. I'd rather fish myself and I'm not even a fan of doing that. However, he'd atleast be doing something different FFS.

 

[TurdFondler]

The crisp lake air could possibly clear out his sinuses and his skin color might go from ghoulish to normal. It could even be a neat adventure for his fans, who might not be able to go fishing due to their disabilities.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

The crisp lake air could possibly clear out his sinuses and his skin color might go from ghoulish to normal. It could even be a neat adventure for his fans, who might not be able to go fishing due to their disabilities.

That would be a nice thing to do for them, but Phil's a cunt. Hell it could even be a nice night out for her and Kat too. He could do so many small things to drastically improve his life or his relationship with his wife and the people that watch him, but nope.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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wow dood, why am I so retarded that I had to make going to get plastic and worthless pot metal lures an errand for my day off instead of ordering them with free 2 day shipping the moment this lure streak goal was conceived ???

Get fleeced paypigs

 

[SPhobos]

Damn, no TIHYDP and NOW no fishing lure? This is like when Kobe died.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Does this tard even know how to fish?

Yes.........................for tardbux.

I would actually watch a Fishing with the King segment. Phil, in a stupid fishing vest and tilly hat, sitting on a cooler and fabricating absolute nonsense about fishing and secret eye-talian techniques.

While repeatedly donating bait and lures to the aquatic gods.

The crisp lake air could possibly clear out his sinuses and his skin color might go from ghoulish to normal. It could even be a neat adventure for his fans, who might not be able to go fishing due to their disabilities.

He could rent a wheelchair and show them they can do it themselves.

 

[Brother Wind]

Fred Meyer also sells fishing lures and it’s on his way home. I think he stopped shopping there when Kat stopped working there. Maybe she got fired for stealing shit.

Oooh shit, got a hot idea on what the next Doody will be!!

 

[PyroAlert]

If the one near Total Wine is open, then where is the closed one?

The closed one is in a section of Renton called The Landing. It is called The Landing because all the stores, shopping, entertainment, and restaurants were all built on property that Boeing sold after 9/11. The Boeing plant is directly across the street from all the shopping. They are currently building a golf driving course as well.

The Fred Meyer Phil shops at and was allegedly recently photographed around is in an area of Renton called Benson Hill. Phil lives on Benson Hill.

There are other parts of Renton as well. Old downtown, Fairwood, Highlands, Rainier Valley, and Industrial Center.

Phil lives in the 2nd worse area of Renton honestly. Rainier Valley has been scary since the 70s and is currently getting worse due to the overflow of homeless drug addicts from Seattle, but now that overflow is starting to get to Benson Hill now.

Don’t mistake Renton as a small city, it is massive.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why does he insist on Dicks?

Some people are just born that way.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So Phil settles on a game that he refused to play last week, calling it horrible. This will be interesting. You had an entire day to think of something Phil, and you chose a game you hate because it's free to play at the moment.

 

[Sam Fisher]

So Phil settles on a game that he refused to play last week, calling it horrible. This will be interesting. You had an entire day to think of something Phil, and you chose a game you hate because it's free to play at the moment.

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But hey don't forget, he loves his job dood.

 

[DukeMorty]

I bet his audience tomorrow will tell him that Walmart has lures and he should have gone there, plus they would be cheaper. Then Phil does his condescending voice stating,

"Ummm guys I am not an actual fisherman so how would I know Walmart has that, SNORT. Maybe you guys go fishing daily but I haven't fished since I was a kid with my dad. So how am I suppose to know where to get lures except at sporting good stores, like DICKS!

Well, now I know where to get them, but maybe next time tweet me Walmart has them....I know I have my tweets locked but you could email me. Like everyone knows my email so there is no excuse not telling me about Walmart having lures! I swear some of you don't understand how to communicate to people, like just email me, ANGRY SNORT! And NO I won't enable tweet replies because of those mentally ill detractors posting dumb me-mes about me and my FAMILY!

Ok, next day off I will go to Walmart and get them, ACKACKACK! Whaaaat!? Get them after today's day stream!? I don't have time, I am super busy with bills to pay, fixing my toilet somehow, and eating dinner! I told you guys I work all day and barely have time to do anything else, like spending time with my mom...I mean my wife! Look if you keep bothering me I won't even get the lures at ALL!

Ok, now someone is calling me dumb because everyone knows that Walmart has fishing gear! WRONG, I don't shop in Walmart and the last time I went was a MILLION YEARS AGO, SNORT! So now you are banned you stupid fucking idiot! Ok, lets keep going about my day off, sound good, HEAVY SNORT! Also I need tips to pay my Saturday bill...No stupid, my bill says Saturday its due, doesn't matter if they don't process bills on weekends. It still counts as overdue if I don't pay my bill on that day or they will turn off my water, SNORT! So get banned troll!"

 

[actually]

So Phil settles on a game that he refused to play last week, calling it horrible. This will be interesting. You had an entire day to think of something Phil, and you chose a game you hate because it's free to play at the moment.

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Oh man, can't wait to hear about whatever random video he half-assedly decided to watch instead. I'm sure it'll be exciting or whatever.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

So Phil settles on a game that he refused to play last week, calling it horrible. This will be interesting. You had an entire day to think of something Phil, and you chose a game you hate because it's free to play at the moment.

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Who knows, maybe we’ll get a something similar to this classic?

Spoiler

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So Phil settles on a game that he refused to play last week, calling it horrible. This will be interesting. You had an entire day to think of something Phil, and you chose a game you hate because it's free to play at the moment.

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He's going to cry victim again for two hours because someone privated a Youtube video. Be sure to tune in for that HUGE IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!