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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Ethan Ralph is aiding tranny Keffals in xir war against our great feeder @Null
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Flag-It-Ralph in an unholy alliance with Keffals and Fredrick Brennan (aka Hotwheels) to take down the notorious JOSHUA CONNER MOON. :dienull:
The Lolcow Uprising continues!
 
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How's that catboy dick taste, Ralph? Fucking humiliating how you have to suck up to a guy so much younger than you because he accomplished so much more than you ever will and has more notoriety and more fans than you could ever dream of. If you ever stood next to each other in public you wouldn't just be a foot shorter than Nick, you'd probably be assumed to be his grandfather. Thank god he doesn't want to be seen with you and doesn't invite you anywhere, that'd be embarrassing.

Keep spreading your cheeks for a guy who thinks you are embarrassing trailer trash that he wishes he never associated with in the first place. Absolutely bitchmade.
He's put more praise into that tweet about a gay Mexican than he has into any involving either of his biological children.
 
"Where Josh Moon organizes his criminal activity"

"blah blah CONVICTED criminal"


He really talks like a 2009 Chris Chan.
Ralph is really mad about the fact that he has been convictes of several crimes now while Null has a clean record. I think he really thinks that Null must be doing something illegal (projection as always) and he's getting away with it, while Ralph isn't able to do the same and it makes him furious because in his wetbrained mind Null is living that outlaw lifestyle that Ralph thinks is so cool.

Also in Ralphs mind being mean to him should be a crime that they execute you for.
 
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Flag-It-Ralph in an unholy alliance with Keffals and Fredrick Brennan (aka Hotwheels) to take down the notorious JOSHUA CONNER MOON. :dienull:
The Lolcow Uprising continues!
Ralph, If Null was curb stomped to death on livestream tomorrow and KF was down forever your life would not improve at all. You will still wake up massively obese, a felon, addicted to booze, dating a man faced pedophile and paying Vickers child support until you inevitably overdose. Nothing would be fixed. Alogs would just move to twitter or lolcow farms and keep trolling you.
 
A wheelchair bound furry cripple, a demented self-harm indulging troon with a mental illness (or 20), and a fat rapey convicted felon revenge porngrapher that's barely taller than the cripple in the his wheelchair.
How will we sneed with such enemies?

Truly the triforce that will destroy the farms.
 
I'm glad we know where the Gunt's priorities lie now.

People being mean to him on the Internet < Grooming

Ralph supports ""Trans rites"" confirmed?!
Imagine how much money Ralph could make if he gave up trying to appeal to the alt-right and just went full leftist, maybe even troon out. Keffals grifted 90k in a couple of days from being doxed on KF, Ralph hasn't grifted that much from having a subforum in YEARS. That's because Keffals is on the side where the deep pockets are. Come on Ralph, you don't believe in traditional values and conservatism anyways, you're a bleeding libshit at heart. Pantsu can help you find a flattering dress that hides the gunt.
 
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And then Ronnie & Sandra came back clapping.

Gator’s here too!

Zidane made it.

Wat Da, Nora!?!

King Tut is back?!

Are you kidding me, Jim?

Jim, I’ve missed you most of all.
Ralph, there are many things you are trapped in.

Ralph is trapped in;
  • Crippling student debt
  • Rent traps
  • Child support
  • Obesity
  • Alcoholism
  • Thinking you have a good show
  • Doors that are slightly too narrow
  • Predatory car loan payments

but, the one thing Ralph will never ever be trapped in is a relationship.
Ralph lacks the empathy for women to stay with them through rough times because his pleasure and happiness usurped all else even if he's going to leave behind another generation of crime and debt that will live on through his bastard children. Ralph has no issue just up and leaving any woman for any reason.
 
A wheelchair bound furry cripple, a demented self-harm indulging troon with a mental illness (or 20), and a fat rapey convicted felon revenge porngrapher that's barely taller than the cripple in the his wheelchair.
How will we sneed with such enemies?
Fighting a leper though you run the chance of catching leprosy. All of these people are profoundly cursed so directly being formidable adversaries might be the least concerning thing about them. And there's three of them: double double toil and trouble?
 
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Keffals instead of trying to destroy the Farms maybe you should lurk.
The person who tried to kidnap Meigh has never been a user on this forum, he has no account that I know of. The person known as SpicySalts was a regular viewer and fan of digibro for years who got his address directly from digibro. He openly invited fans to his house to get fucked up, Meigh has even complained about this. This is top tier spinning and faggotry from ralph.
 
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