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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

"NEAR'S FRIEND" THAT KEFFALS IS TALKING TO IN THE CHAT

IS ZRCALO

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THIS GUY IS A FUCKING ZOOPHILE

WHAT THE FUCK LUCAS

KILL YOURSELF, ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF, WHAT THE FUCK

@0 1 @Wheezy Asthmatic @Null

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KEFFALS'S CHAT MODS ARE BANNING CHATTERS SAYING ZRCALO IS A ZOOPHILE

ZRCALO IS CALLING ANYONE CALLING HIM A ZOOPHILE A KIWIFARMER

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Mod edit: Zrcalo's response:

who dare wins? said:
Well Zrcarlo is still talking and now PEOPLE ARE DEFENDING HIM. I fucking can’t. This is lolcow Armageddon.

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Sprate edit: Lucas's response to his chat asking him why he is promoting a necrophiliac zoophile:


(thanks @thhrang)

Chat archive of this stream:
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Chat logs for today's twitch stream. Json output is in a 7z archive so it could be attached to the post.
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My Name is Mud said:
Will they provide porta potties that can be used as dilation stations in the protest?
If not, I doubt many will attend.
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I can't jmagine cleaning up after a tranny porta potty used by hundreds of them.

Porta potties are already gross but imagine finding porta potties filled with a bunch of blood, puss, and semen.
 
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Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)
 
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SHOCKING NEWS ALERT: STEVE WILLIAMS CHIEF OF THE ONTARIO LONDON POLICE IS A FAGGOT! WANTS TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY TROONS, IN AGENDA TO MODERNIZE POLICE FORCE.

"London’s incoming police chief says he wants to modernize the force, steer it in a progressive direction and prioritize the mental health of his officers."

"Williams highlighted modernizing the force and promoting mental health as two pillars of his administration, saying he’ll reveal more of his plan once a permanent leadership team is in place."

Guys how will the mental health of officers be effected by reading all this hateful content? Did you consider that? The Ontario London police are pussies they cant handle hateful graffiti and now you make them spend hours reading schizophrenic, and hate filled rants against troons? Steve Williams is going to have to pay for therapy after this. This progressive mentally weak police force must have Josh Moon on edge!

Link: https://lfpress.com/news/local-news/deputy-chief-steve-williams-named-londons-new-top-cop/
Archive: https://archive.ph/tAdpM
 
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Neko GF said:
Let's put some perspective into the growth of Lucas' thread. Here's of the cows Lucas beaten to 100 pages

Vaush- 426 pages
Ethan Klein- 351 pages
The Quartering- 610 pages
Dick Masterson- 904 pages
Stone Toss- 332 pages
Mr Enter- 546 pages
Quinton Reviews- 346 pages
Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon-882 pages
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo- 838 pages
Zinnia Jones / Zachary Antolak- 855 pages
Jim Sterling- 999 pages
KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders- 609 pages
Desmond is Amazing- 329 pages
Kero the Wolf- 219 pages
The BreadTube thread- 584 pages
The Tranch- 829 pages
Reddit General- 896 pages
Incels.Is- 711 pages
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry- 375 pages
Amy Ramadan- 654 pages
WingsofRedemption- 372 pages
Digibro- 487 pages
Contrapoints- 395 pages

Quite the achievement from Lucas and his orbiters!
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While Lucas grow is impressive, its not entirely new.
Many cows flare up due to a string of events and then die down, no man can keep going at 100 forever, the funds run out and the attention span of people turn to something else when they realize the goal is unobtainable, it happened to Byuu and at least Byuu managed convinced twitter and journalist he had suicided (despite him being alive and well), Keffals has been minorly inconvenienced at worse and while this flare up is still growing he needs to keep turning up the heat or it'll die down fast so eventually Keffals will hit a wall either his meds riddled grooms will loose interest or he will get frustrated by not achieving anything and moving to another topic to grift more money and the thread will slow down again
 
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Catboys the Musical said:
I don't get why this concept is so beyond so many cows. If you don't want KiwiFarms to document you or mock you, stop doing stupid shit. It's really not that hard to grasp.
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Or they can be like DSP or Onision and use their trolls to make them money. Exposure isn’t a bad thing if you’re an influencer, just look at Jake and Logan Paul. Null was already bored of Keffals, this strikes me as a cow who finally got the negative attention they’ve been craving and are demanding that he have a dedicated band of trolls to follow and document them. Were it not for some retard swatting him, Lucas would’ve just been another autistic tranny obsessed with twitter.
 
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