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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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It's about to get weird.

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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Ralph, there are many things you are trapped in.

Ralph is trapped in;
  • Crippling student debt
  • Rent traps
  • Child support
  • Obesity
  • Alcoholism
  • Thinking you have a good show
  • Doors that are slightly too narrow
  • Predatory car loan payments

but, the one thing Ralph will never ever be trapped in is a relationship.
Ralph lacks the empathy for women to stay with them through rough times because his pleasure and happiness usurped all else even if he's going to leave behind another generation of crime and debt that will live on through his bastard children. Ralph has no issue just up and leaving any woman for any reason.
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This reminds me. Has anyone been able find out his finances? I don't actively follow the Ralph stuff. But I'm baffled how he can afford all these trips and other random expenses. Does he have money left over when the KS was popular? Or does he have half a dozen credit cards and doesn't care about paying them off?
 
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Disco Inferno said:
This reminds me. Has anyone been able find out his finances? I don't actively follow the Ralph stuff. But I'm baffled how he can afford all these trips and other random expenses. Does he have money left over when the KS was popular? Or does he have half a dozen credit cards and doesn't care about paying them off?
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That's a whole can of worms, the short of it seems to be that ralph either makes or has enough money left over or gets enough from either pantsu working ( he denies she works) or from Fuentes giving him a stipend to do all his dumb stuff and buy all his dumb garish bragging stuff as long as he neglects the rest of his life and lives in crime ridden SO filled hellholes
 
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Disco Inferno said:
This reminds me. Has anyone been able find out his finances? I don't actively follow the Ralph stuff. But I'm baffled how he can afford all these trips and other random expenses. Does he have money left over when the KS was popular? Or does he have half a dozen credit cards and doesn't care about paying them off?
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He lives in a nigger shack in niggerville and eats garbage and doesn’t allow Meigh to eat. Not that difficult to figure out.

He has exactly enough money to live like a nigger and every now and then buy some “luxury” indulgence while having no savings and no ability to actually improve his station in life.
 
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Keranu said:
"Where Josh Moon organizes his criminal activity"

"blah blah CONVICTED criminal"

He really talks like a 2009 Chris Chan.
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This is the aspect of Ralph that really makes me think he did swap souls with Chris. Two possible scenarios: The real Ralph is going insane in prison in the body of the mother-rapist while Chris has assimilated Ralph's memories and is applying his personality and actions to them

Or Chris' soul merged with Ralph and this is a Ralph-Chris hybrid while Chris' body is a shell.
 
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