Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Imagine this retarded person putting them all in a discord. Imagine the shitfest that would occur.

Lucas, I am begging. Please make this happen.

This is the Dimensional Nerge the prophecies spoke of.
The merge is true, the Lolcow Uprising is merely the beginning. Ethan Ralph opened the gates for Keffals to herd the cows in. CWC is waiting to guide them to their new universe, free of the scourge known as Kiwifarms and the false prophet known as Null.

Just drink the Fanta and they'll wake up in paradise...
Or a jail cell.

 

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Felt the need to clip.
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Dude literally wants to create the Avengers but with modern-day freakshow exhibits.

Can you also post the clip of Lucas hand-waving away the """""""allegations"""""""" against ZrCalo, and laughing at the idea of necrozoophilia?

 

[Ishtar]

https://archive.ph/wip/8nNyK

I made it! I got on Lucas “violent threats uwu” pdf list.

Dilate harder Lucas!

 

[Merry]

https://archive.ph/wip/8nNyK

I made it! I got on Lucas “violent threats uwu” pdf list.

Dilate harder Lucas!

Archive Google docs they are doxing machines, do not click that if you are signed into a Google account

 

[Pargon]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Well, not *every* person, Lucas.

Julie Terryberry: fucking dead, an hero’d due to brain problems
Lowtax: fucking dead, sucked a shotgun due to documented sex with trannies
Terry A. Davis: assumed into heaven to sit at the one true God’s right hand
Randy Stair: fucking dead, suicide following world’s lowest IRL killcount
Chloe Sagal: fucking dead, became the flame to light the world due to lack of support within their own insane community
Byuu: not actually dead, in hiding for rest of life out of warranted fear of embarrassment

Of note, we do remember all of these people, Lucas, so if you really wanted to cement your legacy you know what to do:

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

You can't sue a website because they say mean things about you online. This lawsuit will be seen as frivolous on day one.
This website is no different than Drama-alert, TMZ (ironically), or the old school celebrity forums. Part of being an online personality/content creator is that people are going to laugh at you.
>But, muh illegal activity
Again, as long as null, in good faith, cooperated with any law enforcement, he is untouchable as is KF. All the behavior you see on this website can be found on Youtube, Twitter, Reddit, and other social media and there are laws out there protecting this website. Section 230. Google it.

 

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1776 is a Nazi reference, and Josh isn't the owner of 1776 Hosting, according to Lucas.

 

[Gone Ham]

Can you also post the clip of Lucas hand-waving away the """""""allegations"""""""" against ZrCalo, and laughing at the idea of necrozoophilia?

Necrozoophilia sounds like a hardcore band name. But unfortunately it’s not which is awful. Do they get boners at the thought of roadkill?

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Does this retard realise the more he talks about this site the more people who come here and discover his degeneracy.

He is a groomer, delusional and highly retarded.
So, no. He does not realize this.

 

[StMaryPiper]

So who do we have confirmed for this lolcow avengers? Ralph and Flamenco have actively reached out to Lucas. Who’s next? A TGWTG rep? A Horrorcow? Fuentes?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Including Donald Trump, Tim Pool, Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes, Ben Garrison, Richard Spencer, Nick Rekeita, and RazorFist?

Golly, I sure hope Keffals doesn't have the foresight to go on the Kino Casino with PPP and Warski.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Keffals motto should be "If you can't have a cunt become one"

 

[BlackDragoons]

For you, the day Kiwifarms graced your stream was the most important day in your life, but for me? It was Tuesday.

 

[Girl Abuser]

Holy damn, Zrcalo keeps posting more stuff just to get the fat one to say more, it's getting really hard to keep up with his half-ass twitch posts.



The fact that the troon is teaming with a zoo-necro-furry is both comedic, and sad.

 

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Keffals sitting around fantasizing about the ways he can take down Kiwifarms really feels like listening to a child obtain wish fulfillment through playing pretend.

He's currently discussing the clearly fake subsidiaries Kiwifarms has facetiously cited.

I guess Keffal's isn't wrong, Kiwifarms is imploding, we're watching a comedy singularity unfold in realtime.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Can you also post the clip of Lucas hand-waving away the """""""allegations"""""""" against ZrCalo, and laughing at the idea of necrozoophilia?

I wish I was at home, I would have done it myself.

 

[Ishtar]

Archive Google docs they are doxing machines, do not click that if you are signed into a Google account

I just copied it from his Twitter thread and linked PDF.

Lucas, you need to end your misery. Ropes are cheap.

 

[TrueParagon]

Oh god... this is a fun read:

Keffals Calls On CloudFlare To Stop Hosting KiwiFarms Website Following Her Doxxing & Swatting.

Posted in r/VaushV by u/EV3Gurl • 683 points and 178 comments

old.reddit.com

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At one point going off into a debate over how /if we are "worse" than 4chan in terms of "evil"... and OC turning into a discussion on how evil all of 4chan is because of bad words. lol

A fun read indeed. A personal favorite of mine:

 

[Punished Snigger]

Keffels is not a woman and I wouldn't have sex with him

 

[Oxous]

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So who do we have confirmed for this lolcow avengers? Ralph and Flamenco have actively reached out to Lucas. Who’s next? A TGWTG rep? A Horrorcow? Fuentes?

It's like the Children's Crusade but instead of children it's pedophiles.