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he would then try to chisel it into the shape of sonichuWhat if Chris stole the Hope Diamond?
what if chris woke up with a condition that made everything look blue to him?
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he would then try to chisel it into the shape of sonichuWhat if Chris stole the Hope Diamond?
He would complain about his blue armswhat if chris woke up with a condition that made everything look blue to him?
He'd be an even bigger embarrassment for the brand than the movie.What if Chris joined The Green Lantern Corps?
What if Chris interviewed El Chapo for Rolling Stone instead of Sean Penn?
Lets be honest, not a whole lot Chris can do to make them look worseWhat if Chris joined The Green Lantern Corps?
he would be fired for not following simple instructions, he would edge his way to the camera and try to talk to people.What if Chris was a movie extra?
I think the whole world would be more fascinated someone was able to create life, rather than what some Autistic hick tranny from Virginia has to say.What if someone created a real life Sonichu and didn't let Chris anywhere near him?
At least he won't be the only thing spewing nauseous fumes out of his funnel.What if Chris was a train in Thomas the Tank Engine?
Aside from a warmer climate, not much of a Difference considering Chris is a only state or two away.What if Chris grew up in the deep south instead?
Virginia isn't the deep south. I'm talking like Alabama or Mississippi. Would this views be differentAt least he won't be the only thing spewing nauseous fumes out of his funnel.
Aside from a warmer climate, not much of a Difference considering Chris is a only state or two away.
What if Chris was never trolled, like if there was no outside conflict and everyone just watched him on the internet, Truman Show-style?
There are a lot of people who theorize what would or wouldn't have happened if Chris had not had any exposure with trolls or the internet as a whole. It's not a easy thing to answer, Chris's story is almost like a real-life tragic comedy, so asking something like this would be sort of like asking "What would've happened if Gandalf didn't give the ring to Frodo?", or "What if the Rebels failed to destroy the Death Star in Starwars?"What if Chris was never trolled, like if there was no outside conflict and everyone just watched him on the internet, Truman Show-style?
What if Chris was an admiral in the Imperial Navy from Star Wars?
What if Chris was a train in Thomas the Tank Engine?
"Well, uh, dat's a pretty good Death Star... I mean... it's not like anyone's going to find out that I didn't bother with a cover for the ventilation shaft... hmm, yeah."What if Chris was an admiral in the Imperial Navy from Star Wars?
I suspect it would actually be pretty boring. All his funniest content has come about either directly or indirectly through trolling.What if Chris was never trolled, like if there was no outside conflict and everyone just watched him on the internet, Truman Show-style?