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What if Chris interviewed El Chapo for Rolling Stone instead of Sean Penn?

El Chapo would be happily kicking around a soccer ball with Donald Trump's face sewed to it, instead of in prison.

Thanks, Sean Penn!
 
What if Chris was a train in Thomas the Tank Engine?
At least he won't be the only thing spewing nauseous fumes out of his funnel.
What if Chris grew up in the deep south instead?
Aside from a warmer climate, not much of a Difference considering Chris is a only state or two away.

What if Chris was never trolled, like if there was no outside conflict and everyone just watched him on the internet, Truman Show-style?
 
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At least he won't be the only thing spewing nauseous fumes out of his funnel.

Aside from a warmer climate, not much of a Difference considering Chris is a only state or two away.

What if Chris was never trolled, like if there was no outside conflict and everyone just watched him on the internet, Truman Show-style?
Virginia isn't the deep south. I'm talking like Alabama or Mississippi. Would this views be different
 
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What if Chris was never trolled, like if there was no outside conflict and everyone just watched him on the internet, Truman Show-style?
There are a lot of people who theorize what would or wouldn't have happened if Chris had not had any exposure with trolls or the internet as a whole. It's not a easy thing to answer, Chris's story is almost like a real-life tragic comedy, so asking something like this would be sort of like asking "What would've happened if Gandalf didn't give the ring to Frodo?", or "What if the Rebels failed to destroy the Death Star in Starwars?"

In my opinion, Sonichu would've had a lot more issues by now, and the majority of events in his life wouldn't have happened. I think he would've still went Tomgirl, I think him and Barb still would've had conflicts with Mike Snyder, and if I had to be 100% honest, I think he probably would be more naive and stupid than he is now. When you really think about it, all of the trolling Chris has experienced has taught him some valuable lessons about trust. Even if he's still a naive autist, he's not as naive as he was when the Internet first started following him.
 
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What if Chris was a train in Thomas the Tank Engine?
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What if Chris was an admiral in the Imperial Navy from Star Wars?
"Well, uh, dat's a pretty good Death Star... I mean... it's not like anyone's going to find out that I didn't bother with a cover for the ventilation shaft... hmm, yeah."

What if Chris was never trolled, like if there was no outside conflict and everyone just watched him on the internet, Truman Show-style?
I suspect it would actually be pretty boring. All his funniest content has come about either directly or indirectly through trolling.
 
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