Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Pendulous Dong]

Lucas will hopefully end his pathetic life live. It is inevitable that one day he will be crushed under the weight of his own actions.

Keffals is the kind of lolcow worth preserving. He repeatedly pokes the bear in the hopes that he gets attacked, and then complains about it. Hell, he has enough followers that we'll probably be able to create a Keffals Extended Universe of freaks like with Kevin Gibes and the Tranch. We must protect this fat man from 41%ing at all costs.

 

[ישמעאל]

I know I’m late but Jesus fuck, the thread goes so fast.
Isn’t assembling a group of retards who have threads on here Kengles idea? Has this nigger come up with a single original idea?
Is his next move an unwinnable lawsuit or will he try to kill himself and somehow fail due to a couch cucking him?

 

[Roland TB-303]

I manufactured methamphetamine in a home lab for 5 years before getting busted and being put away for a long time. Now that I’m out my connections in the Hell’s Angels asked me to move to synthetic estrogen and estradiol because it’s more profitable than meth. Kids are hooked and I can’t make it quick enough. I’m thinking about expanding my operation and hiring this troon I used to teach but I’m scared he’ll dip into our supply too much and the bikies will come for me and my family. It’s a risky business but someone’s gotta do it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I hate to break it to you all but no police officers, canadian or otherwise, are monitoring this thread or ever will. The police do not give a fuck about gay internet bullshit. Like how many times have cows insisted that the local police force are monitoring the forum? How is Lucas any different?

No, no, when the police told Keffals that they'd be "monitoring things" it was totally literal and meant they put a whole task force on it 24/7 because they recognized he was an important political Twitch streamer and not some bougie loser they could tell anything to.

 

[gagabobo1997]

I'm only just now starting to care about Lucas's shit, and god damn is he retarded. The kind of shit he says and does is stuff that'll get you shot, i'm amazed he's so oblivious and smug about it.

 

[The Ancestor]

If Keffals is reaching out to everyone with a thread, should Destiny expect an invite?

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I hate to break it to you all but no police officers, canadian or otherwise, are monitoring this thread or ever will. The police do not give a fuck about gay internet bullshit. Like how many times have cows insisted that the local police force are monitoring the forum? How is Lucas any different?

Wrong, child. Prison approaches stalker.

 

[Blanche]

His background is top tier persecution fetish material.

If anything he's holed up in his house pissing in bottles.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news

His “Wax My Balls” incident.

 

[ash9990]

SHOCKING NEWS ALERT: STEVE WILLIAMS CHIEF OF THE ONTARIO LONDON POLICE IS A FAGGOT! WANTS TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY TROONS, IN AGENDA TO MODERNIZE POLICE FORCE.

"London’s incoming police chief says he wants to modernize the force, steer it in a progressive direction and prioritize the mental health of his officers."

"Williams highlighted modernizing the force and promoting mental health as two pillars of his administration, saying he’ll reveal more of his plan once a permanent leadership team is in place."

Guys how will the mental health of officers be effected by reading all this hateful content? Did you consider that? The Ontario London police are pussies they cant handle hateful graffiti and now you make them spend hours reading schizophrenic, and hate filled rants against troons? Steve Williams is going to have to pay for therapy after this. This progressive mentally weak police force must have Josh Moon on edge!

Link: https://lfpress.com/news/local-news/deputy-chief-steve-williams-named-londons-new-top-cop/
Archive: https://archive.ph/tAdpM

Pedophiles and other degenerates protect each other so they can continue to be pedophiles and degenerates. Real shocker.

 

[A Sunset]

Remember this picture?:
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Checkmate. New dox for our good friend Hunter!

Another fetching Keffels fan, nearly as attractive as Keffels himself- Kiwisisters malding and coping at their beauty.

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I'm coming for you Cloudflare, I'm one of the top 20 dilators in the cloud computing and DevOps market according to multiple independent surveys by analysts and firms.

No comment required, lmao


< Curse you Josh Moon, The Kiwi Farms will pay!

 

[Kulee Baba]

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Another fetching Keffels fan, nearly as attractive as Keffels himself- Kiwisisters malding and coping at their beauty.

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No comment required, lmao


View attachment 3622454< Curse you Josh Moon, The Kiwi Farms will pay!

Goddamnit now with the Dimensional Merge we'll have these troons and their cartoon versions running around.

 

[Zirnwyb]

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Another fetching Keffels fan, nearly as attractive as Keffels himself- Kiwisisters malding and coping at their beauty.

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No comment required, lmao


View attachment 3622454< Curse you Josh Moon, The Kiwi Farms will pay!

These are all great but also fuck you because they're so disgusting to look at lmao

 

[Boobie Bomb]

When the police in Canada waste time protecting a loser tranny while half of us just laugh at how Canada is mortally bankrupt over mistake after mistake. Canada police give up and just close down your headquarters you failed the tranny and you fail the law we have archives of the dude with a penis grooming kids and shit. Focus on asking her why she grooming kids while she is spitting in front of your faces of police work calling you beta losers and shit. You will feel better knowing USA Police is way better than you guys. Good luck being the laughing stocks of the police force. I'm sure the tranny will still scam you guys while wasting money on a scam for a bigger Keffals penis for her next porn career. OnlyFans stardom. Good luck being clowns online cops and Kaffels? We love your insane mindset keep it up for new memes since you got KiwiFarms famous over noticing the site while other lolcows try to avoid us. Good job Kaffels!

 

[Cap-tan]

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The gookiest of the gooks.

 

[9Style]

Reading through Twitter really makes me want to create an account and post sometime, before I realize it's futile. I see Christchurch get brought up constantly and it's always wrong.

So many people saying the Christchurch shooter posted here. No he did not.

So many people saying Null refused to help the investigation into the incident. Actually, Null refused to hand over the account information and IP addresses of New Zealand users who committed the grave sin of watching the video.

Twitter is like peering into a fun house mirror sometimes.

I'm sure there are some people who mindlessly parrot the lines. But from what I've seen, if you trace it back to the source, you'll find the author reframes or outright lies in order to help their side. You are their ideological enemy, any tactic is valid when you are the enemy. These people are activist zealots, I've seen it in articles, on Twitter, and even on wikipedia.

 

[NicoFountaine]

So In all honesty guys, I stay away from anything even remotely related to trans stuff. so not about to bring my personal opinions to this thread. Neither about Keffals, nor anything, because likely ill piss you off, and so will I piss Keffals and Friends off, and I don't want that. Yeah, yeah, Centrist cuck, whatever. I'll let you and Josh deal with that.

However, Keffals announcing she plans a protest IRL in CloudFare, isn't that really bad? I mean Keffals has got a ton of influence and we know how corporations bend over to anything even remotely related to trans stuff. So likely CloudFare will drop the site, It's just a matter of time. Then they'll DDoS the site into oblivion.

Josh being the little cyberterrorist on the run he is, he probably is prepared for this kind of stuff, is he? or should I say bye to Laughing at CWC, Gunt and Furries?

 

[EGirlInTraining]

I manufactured methamphetamine in a home lab for 5 years before getting busted and being put away for a long time. Now that I’m out my connections in the Hell’s Angels asked me to move to synthetic estrogen and estradiol because it’s more profitable than meth. Kids are hooked and I can’t make it quick enough. I’m thinking about expanding my operation and hiring this troon I used to teach but I’m scared he’ll dip into our supply too much and the bikies will come for me and my family. It’s a risky business but someone’s gotta do it.

HAAAAANK
HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
DON'T TOUCH THE VIALS WITHOUT GLOVES HANK IT'LL MAKE YOUR DICK SHRIVEL UP AND FALL OFF
HAAAANK

 

[Harambe]

So In all honesty guys, I stay away from anything even remotely related to trans stuff. so not about to bring my personal opinions to this thread. Neither about Keffals, nor anything, because likely ill piss you off, and so will I piss Keffals and Friends off, and I don't want that. Yeah, yeah, Centrist cuck, whatever. I'll let you and Josh deal with that.

However, Keffals announcing she plans a protest IRL in CloudFare, isn't that really bad? I mean Keffals has got a ton of influence and we know how corporations bend over to anything even remotely related to trans stuff. So likely CloudFare will drop the site, It's just a matter of time. Then they'll DDoS the site into oblivion.

Josh being the little cyberterrorist on the run he is, he probably is prepared for this kind of stuff, is he? or should I say bye to Laughing at CWC, Gunt and Furries?

Lucas is a pretty boring streamer with unimpressive view counts for the hype and fake Twitter following. Attracting troon blow jobs from journos is his main talent. Cloudflare is at least currently committed to its not-illegal-dont-care policy at least based on past behavior.

Also God bless you keffals for your tireless achievement in the lolcow faggotology field your honorary PhD is in your mom's email since you're in hiding

 

[John Roberts]

Chat logs for today's twitch stream. Json output is in a 7z archive so it could be attached to the post.

edit: He started another stream, I'll make another post when it's done.

Not sure what tool you're using, but you're missing about 36 minutes at the start of the first stream also.