DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Nigel of Ukip]

he should react to dead hello jew 2 instead

The daft cunt should react to any of his many racist compilation videos on YouTube.

 

[myone]

Something that really amuses me about DSPs debooonk streams, is how he always has to preface them with at least 10 minutes of "setting the stage", aka poisoning the well. I'm really looking forward to it! He wisely spends that time character assasinating everyone who isn't him and give all his own actions in all of history the most charitable interpretation. It's so pathetic how hard he tries prepping his audience, so that none of his dents come to "false" conclusions about his mature business degree.

 

[whirly]

The last thing I expected was him getting this butthurt over AJ in 2022. This is honestly some of the funniest shit I've seen come out of this assclown in the last few years. He loves to go on about how much he's "changed" but he always ends up proving that he's still and forever the king of hate and drama.

 

[WWE Champion]

Something that really amuses me about DSPs debooonk streams, is how he always has to preface them with at least 10 minutes of "setting the stage", aka poisoning the well. I'm really looking forward to it! He wisely spends that time character assasinating everyone who isn't him and give all his own actions in all of history the most charitable interpretation. It's so pathetic how hard he tries prepping his audience, so that none of his dents come to "false" conclusions about his mature business degree.

In a weird way Phil is a really bad at everything he does, but still has the right instincts in a corrupt way to address his dentheads in the right manner and squeeze out money and deliver his message to his true and honest audience. I don't know if anybody gets what I mean, but this is what makes me follow his life, besides the tardrage and obvious trainwreck.

 

[Balr0g]

The last thing I expected was him getting this butthurt over AJ in 2022. This is honestly some of the funniest shit I've seen come out of this assclown in the last few years. He loves to go on about how much he's "changed" but he always ends up proving that he's still and forever the king of hate and drama.

We all know that Phil holds grudges like no other normal human. Of course he would be butthurt over EvilAJ the guy he banned himself from hos forum only to have Aj come back with a vengeance (the birth of the TIHYDP era) and every attempt to discredit AJ and other TIHYDP creators backfired badly (remeber the "They are mentally ill and want to murder me!" rant?) Yes Phil we all remember that. And don't give me "That was years ago!" Your rants yesterday shows your true color. You will alkways be a toxic piece of shit.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Phil, I thought you didn't care about people making TIHYDP anymore?

Oh, was it the fact that you can't twist the narrative to say "tHaT wAs tHe oLd mE ReEEE!"

Or is it that you haven't changed but hidden the racist piece of shit offline tuhuh!

Nothing surprised me again how calculatingly pathetic you are Phil when you don't get your own way and can't milk for the pity bux

There is no redemption arc for you, because you lost that ever since you created DarkSydePhil on YouTube all those years ago and self-inserted your fat pathetic man child brain and call yourself a "khantent kreator d00d"

Oooh but now how delicious it is too see your ego get smacked around like you should have done when you were crying about your Wolverine figurine!

Get fucked you absolute GreaseNigger, your wife is fat, you don't have a family and your khantent brings retards instead of intellectuals to your strEEEams

Sound Good?

 

[Free Jasper]

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He's made it so he wins either way.
If nothing happens, he defeated the trolls plans and he is a BIG BRAIN strategist. If it gets copyright struck, he gets to play the victim and can get those sweet pity bucks.

Disagree. He’s lost either way.

He either streams it and gets struck or doesn’t stream it, looks like a pussy and like he doesn’t know what he’s talking about legally (after assuring everyone he was totally legally covered in streaming it).

The only people that could see this as a W are the wheelchairs that we’ve established will donate to a stream of an empty chair.

As an aside; picture a fan that just wants to see streams and doesn’t follow this bullshit.
You’d have absolutely no idea what’s going on today. For a ‘members reward’ event it’s a fucking mess.

 

[Lady Adjani]

We all know that Phil holds grudges like no other normal human. Of course he would be butthurt over EvilAJ the guy he banned himself from hos forum only to have Aj come back with a vengeance (the birth of the TIHYDP era) and every attempt to discredit AJ and other TIHYDP creators backfired badly (remeber the "They are mentally ill and want to murder me!" rant?) Yes Phil we all remember that. And don't give me "That was years ago!" Your rants yesterday shows your true color. You will alkways be a toxic piece of shit.

Narcissists hold onto grudges for dear life, as it gives them a hold over you the next time you bring up their wrongdoing or – God forbid – if you should ever try to leave.

Dave should be used as a case study.

 

[Grammatik]

in a way, phil saved kat. she moved like 14 times in short order and probably more. she's been in the same household with one man for the last. 3ish years. phil actually brought stability to kat in a way.

Yeah. Like jail or an asylum brings stability to a hobo.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

what a mental patient. holy fuck.
what evilaj did was so minor, he was just fucking with him.
its scary how personally he took the situation. the jk simmons laughter was maniacal. he is deranged.

 

[Free Jasper]

what a mental patient. holy fuck.
what evilaj did was so minor, he was just fucking with him.
its scary how personally he took the situation. the jk simmons laughter was maniacal. he is deranged.

No wonder he isolates himself away.

If AJ has broken him this much with so little effort, imagine how much he could be wound up in person.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

As an aside; picture a fan that just wants to see streams and doesn’t follow this bullshit.
You’d have absolutely no idea what’s going on today. For a ‘members reward’ event it’s a fucking mess.

Or a new person (who knows nothing of the vortex) that clicked on "Madden Stream" because they were thinking about buying it, but wanted to see it first. Then it's some weird Emperor Palpatine in-training ranting about insignificant things from a decade ago... FOR AN HOUR. 99% chance they will X out and never click on DSPGaming again in life.

 

[HeyMoon]

what a mental patient. holy fuck.
what evilaj did was so minor, he was just fucking with him.
its scary how personally he took the situation. the jk simmons laughter was maniacal. he is deranged.

It shows what the extreme isolation (and Gin-usage) over the years has done to his psyche. EvialAJ has completely rattled him with the simplest of actions.

 

[Yung Dalph]

It shows what the extreme isolation (and Gin-usage) over the years has done to his psyche. EvialAJ has completely rattled him with the simplest of actions.

In a typical lolcow fashion, people try to razz him from the outside, expecting a certain reaction. They get exactly what they hoped for, just like Rich, Keem, AJ and Secret Limited, they make a response that gets a lot of positive attention and in the end as always DSP is the loser.

I'd even argue DSP knows exactly what they're trying to get, but can not restrain himself from addressing it in a terrible way. Much like his gacha addiction, he is aware of it but completely helpless and takes the first and most impulsive action he can think of.

He went as far as to make a meme to dunk on the trolls, used it in a wrong format and with 0 self - awareness made it about "internet tough guys", forgetting that any semblance of power he has is exclusively on the internet. Pull the ethernet plug and Phil is a sad old loser with no income and a fat wife. He can only and solely be tough on the internet.

And it doesn't even work.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Yeah. Like jail or an asylum brings stability to a hobo.

So in the best lolcow way possible.

The horse finaly found her stable.
And Phil became the cowboy he always wanted to be.

Thanks for the chuckle.

The last thing I expected was him getting this butthurt over AJ in 2022. This is honestly some of the funniest shit I've seen come out of this assclown in the last few years. He loves to go on about how much he's "changed" but he always ends up proving that he's still and forever the king of hate and drama.

If you would have told me at the start of 2022 that he would go back to bitching about TIHYDP MGS I would call you delusional. No way is DSP that far gone that he would start this drama all over again. And yet here we are. Keem FUCKING NAILED IT when he said he was STUCK ON LEVEL ONE.

Speaking of "level one" does anyone else remember the old story Phil used to say about how people were calling him "dark syde" because he was the biggest asshole of the FGC so then he actually put it in his name to "own them" under the pretense of turning negative energy people throw at him into positive? I just realised that this is the same shit all over again. People tell him he is stuck on level one so now this absolutely autistic specimen is wearing that as a badge of honor. Gin literally rotted his brain to the point where if you called him "bald dickhead" he'd start bragging about that too. Hey Phil, you should drop the "DarkSyde" since that was so long ago and you changed and matchoored dood. Instead you should go by "Level One Phil"!

In a weird way Phil is a really bad at everything he does, but still has the right instincts in a corrupt way to address his dentheads in the right manner and squeeze out money and deliver his message to his true and honest audience. I don't know if anybody gets what I mean, but this is what makes me follow his life, besides the tardrage and obvious trainwreck.

I do get what you mean. Malicious assholes can do some heinous shit just by instinct. If you're actually a bad person, it's easy being at least half competent at inflicting harm unto others.

 

[DiabeticSP]

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Ima be honest. This one probably just makes me laugh.

I would love to see Phil play an f1 game it would be beyond pathetic. Or something like gran turismo 7 a realistic racing game he can't just bounce off the walls to win.

 

[marlintan]

I would love to see Phil play an f1 game it would be beyond pathetic. Or something like gran turismo 7 a realistic racing game he can't just bounce off the walls to win.

i don't wish gt7 on even ppb...

 

[Iron Hamster]

Okay, sorry super late, but... Here's Phil:

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So taking a big video and cutting pieces of it out to comment on it is fair use. Good, great. Established.
Now here's Phil to tell you how all of his videos don't belong to game developers because he's an artist or some shit:

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EvilAJ is an artist, Phil. And he used your paint to make a unique and robust piece of art that critiques and comments on the art ingredients, which you've named, let me see here, oh yeah: Hershey Squirts and Butt Chocolate.

lmao. That clown really is angry.

DSP shitting on the guys ranking after 1 win, then got smacked for five straight lmao. Great stream tonight, that guile player and felicia he played earlier was great too

If 'mashing buttons' is what wins matches, then that's clearly the correct strategy Phail.

 

[DiabeticSP]

i don't wish gt7 on even ppb...

I'm having a lot of fun with it but I knew what I was getting into. The Sport Mode racing is pretty good and it's a chill car game besides.

But him playing f1 even with assists on would be super funny since the game can only tone down the gameplay so much without going full retard mode.

So either Phil has to poorly play a racing game that wants you to actually race or turn on all the assists and look like a complete dent as the game plays itself for him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Made a thing. Hope you froggas like it.