DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[grump]

in a way, phil saved kat. she moved like 14 times in short order and probably more. she's been in the same household with one man for the last. 3ish years. phil actually brought stability to kat in a way.

where did you hear khet moved 14 times in a short period?

 

[marlintan]

I'm having a lot of fun with it but I knew what I was getting into. The Sport Mode racing is pretty good and it's a chill car game besides.

But him playing f1 even with assists on would be super funny since the game can only tone down the gameplay so much without going full retard mode.

So either Phil has to poorly play a racing game that wants you to actually race or turn on all the assists and look like a complete dent as the game plays itself for him.

I'm just bitter i spent $70 on release for the servers to be down half the time.

the kat moving lore comes from her initial dox & subaru man, she had a dozen different residences, it's all conjecture, but likely and funny.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

He's made it so he wins either way.
If nothing happens, he defeated the trolls plans and he is a BIG BRAIN strategist. If it gets copyright struck, he gets to play the victim and can get those sweet pity bucks.

I don't care if he gets 5 grand. Forcing his bitch ass back to Twitch with his tail between his leg is worth it.

 

[gaarashatan]

I know he drinks seltzer water on prestreams... but what's in the thermos?

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gin

 

[TJGamebox]

I know he drinks seltzer water on prestreams... but what's in the thermos?

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Salt

 

[gaarashatan]

you see what happens when phil doesnt have complete control and able to do anything he wants? he goes completely fucking bonkers. dude is legit a narcissistic, hypocritical, entitled, control freak, pathological liar

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I don't care if he gets 5 grand. Forcing his bitch ass back to Twitch with his tail between his leg is worth it.

That, and the setbacks to his rep. Anyone acting like Phil ever wins, is playing by his rules, and completely ignoring that it's not the dents that Phil truly cares about successfully lying to. It's everyone else. It's the people he said "Welcome home" to after randomly getting a thousand viewers.

There is a reason Phil is stuck in the past. He used to have the popularity he thought he deserved, and since his rotten personality stripped him of it a long time ago, it's all he can think about: how long he has been denied what he most demands. The original TIHDYP was almost ten years ago, and Phil is not going to move on from that year until he manages to get a stream out of his system where he "debunks" it.

This is not going to convince anyone that Phil legit cares about. No one is going to think he was actually a good guy all along, any more so than his "debunking" stream five years ago, or his awful and fake response to Rambo and Howard destroying him utterly. He's incompetent at this act, because he refuses to think about how normal people aren't as stupid as he wants them to be.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I hate the way he responds to other content creators. The pattern has become so obvious. Its a variation of this transcript
>we've been here the same amount of time/ this person was a fan
>here's the history of the other guy that i read on kiwifarms wikipedia
>they became a troll out of nowhere
>here is what the other guy said to me last night
>you made my wife sad and hurt my family
>ad hom about the persona looks
>"keep my name out of your mouth"
>If they respond I don't want to know about it

seriously. EvilAJ, Projared, ReviewtechUSA, and Keemstar. For some reason I decided to watch all four responses back to back and its the SAME SHIT. And they always ooze the same smugness and vitriol. Its always Phil putting on the smug show.

Spoiler: Theory

And I don't know but I think the reason he's so harsh to them compared to OnlyIcedCoffee/Swaggins/any wheelchair is because when a content creator speaks out that means Phil loses potential audience. When the paypigs defect its nothing.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

That reminds me of this gem where he called Damdai a nigger faggot while playing super turbo. Apparently DSP's hate army left racist comments on a video with Damdai calling him a nigger faggot so DSP decided to do a reenactment

Ah, so that's where the "nigger faggot damdai" comes from. I remember watching the "Phil is a scrub" series a long time ago and never got the context until now, thank you.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Made a thing. Hope you froggas like it.

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No wonder some of you guys said he was deranged here. That was genuinely unsettling.

 

[PieceofShet]

Damn, that plat rank guy in the last 15 minutes beat his ass so hard he ragequit the match and the game itself. He was shouting everytime he got hit, he had all the excuses.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

I would love to see Phil play an f1 game it would be beyond pathetic. Or something like gran turismo 7 a realistic racing game he can't just bounce off the walls to win.

It would be absolutely awful to see him play the F1 games.

He would have all the assists on, no damage on, and he would use unlimited flashbacks which are basically save states in a racing game. Also he would 100% play on easy AI.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I hate the way he responds to other content creators. The pattern has become so obvious. Its a variation of this transcript
>we've been here the same amount of time/ this person was a fan
>here's the history of the other guy that i read on kiwifarms wikipedia
>they became a troll out of nowhere
>here is what the other guy said to me last night
>you made my wife sad and hurt my family
>ad hom about the persona looks
>"keep my name out of your mouth"
>If they respond I don't want to know about it

seriously. EvilAJ, Projared, ReviewtechUSA, and Keemstar. For some reason I decided to watch all four responses back to back and its the SAME SHIT. And they always ooze the same smugness and vitriol. Its always Phil putting on the smug show.

Spoiler: Theory

And I don't know but I think the reason he's so harsh to them compared to OnlyIcedCoffee/Swaggins/any wheelchair is because when a content creator speaks out that means Phil loses potential audience. When the paypigs defect its nothing.

It's the same shit because to him it's the same offense every time: someone other than him is affecting the narrative. Most people learn at a young age that getting along in the world means observing the fact that you are not god over what others see, hear, say, or think about you. If you want them to see a decent person, you have to actually be that. Phil is stuck at age 5 just as much as he is Level 1, and so demands that no one ever contribute to the story of DSP. Every word is to be written by him, so he can get away with being a turd.

And yes, that is exactly the difference. Like I said, the opinion of his tards doesn't mean shit to him. He wants normal people to go back to ignoring the obvious reasons he deserves the EvilAJ treatment from every last person on Earth.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

If Phil doesn’t stream it after his tough guy talk it just proves he’s a coward and a bitch.
You’re not a bitch and a coward, are you Phil?

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phil confirmed for a coward and a bitch

 

[UaineRunei]

Made a thing. Hope you froggas like it.

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Inspired by this great edit, I tried something too. I hope Phil likes it!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

And Phil became the cowboy he always wanted to be.

theres a brokeback mountain joke here somewhere

 

[Tears for T]

theres a brokeback mountain joke here somewhere

He found Rich out on the prairie one night and the rest is history.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Oh, Phil's not 1MM. That would be $25 a day he's not getting. I think 1MM is PlanetJeff, who either has an automated daily transfer of $25 or a weekly one of like $150 with instructions that it be treated as $25 per day stream. Phil just doesn't add the $25 when he doesn't need the ego boost.

So, let's for the sake of argument assign 1 minute cuck the actual identity of Jeff Anderson; this eliminates the theory of "tips $150 a week, tells DSP to announce it in chunks as he sees fit which Phil makes $25 daily each day stream," because 1 minute cuck misses days where there's the full tips begging goal hit before the WWE Champions bills time break. (Jeff is too much a cuck to chargeback if he didn't get the dollar amount of credit on stream he paypigs for because he's not in it for credit anyway, he's there to cope, but side table this for now again for sake of argument.)

So, now, we're left with literally Jeff Anderson plugging the transaction in daily, manually, bigger ones on special occasions like birthdays too, not auto scheduling to send regardless of begging rake in daily, which is already pathetic, but it also is the strongest suggestion lending credence that DSP is 1 minute cuck for seeding his own begging pot with a fake donation that he announces if he wants to or not because it's all behind da scenes bullshit anyway. Does this top out his support level at $125? Not in practice no, he can still take over what the shadow play donation in this scenario seems to cover to wheelchair viewers. But let's say, again for sake of argument, this somehow does psychologically top out his audience beg rake at $125, is this a sustained problem for DSP? Quick maths of $125 per day stream plus $150 per night stream goal six days a week fifty-two weeks a year = $85,800. Nothing wrong with that if he were able to shadow-play himself to that level of yearly tips total. My theory is the tips total is his only real budgeting attempt in his broken life, he could make it on half that pined for total and be just fine at slightly under $43K in yearly tips, 2/3rds that halfway begging goal daily total is $57,200, still solid middle class just in cash for sweatyman.jpgs and booze, even with sustaining a fake donator to urge other paypigs to catch up on the forward facing displays of registered support to the viewers. So, still just about as likely to be Jeff Anderson as it is to be DSP pretending to remember to tip himself as a staking horse in the wheelchair daily derby stakes, at least with all the assembled evidence each way for me.

Now that he's shown the mobile game on his phone, this is literally the last biggest mystery in the vortex at this juncture so it's fun to try and speculate to the right answer.

theres a brokeback mountain joke here somewhere

It involves a fruitless trip to Dick's for fishing lures too, I just know it...

 

[Yautja]

Phil's plan B is going to be great.

I can see it now, DSP reacts: Isaac Himmler and the necro jew

 

[Corpun]

That EvilAJ rant was the most unhinged I think I've ever seen Phil. You could tell how bad it was when he went from "EvilAJ was somehow banned from my channel" to "Yeah I banned his ass" in a few minutes. But everything after that just blew me away, we got everything from calling AJ a mentally ill moron every couple seconds who needs help to good old legal Burnell. He actually went there and said AJ committed a crime with using his content like the good old days proving Phil still thinks TIHYDPs are theft, yet he somehow won't press charges on these criminals for defaming him if it's such an easy case to prove. The real kicker was his random unhinged JJ Jonah laughing when he brought up that 4 month old Tweet as if it is proof he doesn't need permission from AJ. According to Phil, hat would prove in court Phil has every right to it in a court should AJ strike him and get his evil hateful channel deleted for good.

I was honestly just shocked at how insane he started getting, bravo AJ, you've outclassed us all with this one.