Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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It's bizarre how anything I say gets screenshot and posted to his Twitter as if it's providing insight to a total collapse. I'm really trying to understand his perspective in what he thinks those posts say, but I don't get it. I feel like he could post this on Twitter and caption it with "cope" and people would still say "holy shit he's on the ropes, we've got him now".
Yes, but are you sweating yet? Are you scared of the Suicide Squad coming to protest the web service? Are you ready to be forced to have gender reassignment surgery so that cis people are a thing of the past??
Am I asking way to many questions???
 
No it will be a disaster. Absolutely the worst thing ever. Ethan has so much shit on Nool. If Keffals went on the Killstream it would literally be the end of the kiwifarms.
Oh, you are right, after all Ethan knows everything about Notorious Pedophile Joshua Moon, the FBI would come and personally close us down, we wouldn't want that...at all
 
It's bizarre how anything I say gets screenshot and posted to his Twitter as if it's providing insight to a total collapse. I'm really trying to understand his perspective in what he thinks those posts say, but I don't get it. I feel like he could post this on Twitter and caption it with "cope" and people would still say "holy shit he's on the ropes, we've got him now".
Well, his community thinks you're a nazi terrorist who will dox every troon in existance. Anything that you say is going to get attention.
 
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It's bizarre how anything I say gets screenshot and posted to his Twitter as if it's providing insight to a total collapse. I'm really trying to understand his perspective in what he thinks those posts say, but I don't get it. I feel like he could post this on Twitter and caption it with "cope" and people would still say "holy shit he's on the ropes, we've got him now".
He's screencapping you to insult you from a distance on a site you don't browse?

Better start your own GoFundMe, this is serial harassment! Ontological stochastic terrorism, even! Somebody get TMZ and the entirety of Canada's media on the line! Known serial harasser Keffals from known harassment and doxxing website Twitter is after you!

except the funny twist here is that Lucas actually actively harasses people and companies and is organizing gay ops to try and fuck with the site directly
 
Those that are :optimistic:'ing this post need to consider something:

1 - This troon thing is relatively new. Its been around in it's current politically correct sjw you're a bigot for disagreeing state for a shorter amount of time than most young kids that are only entering puberty have been alive.
2 - Buyer's remorse is a real thing.

Those that regret their actions have started trickling in over the recent few years. The numbers of those that are getting conned into mutilating their bodies are continuing to accelerate. It's only a matter of time before r/detrans hits critical mass when the numbers of those with buyer's remorse catches up as eventually more and more troons snap out of it and the world actually starts paying attention. The time is near when kids on puberty blockers realise en-masse that they've been duped and their bodies are fucked. Nothing gets a debate going as well as mass sob stories, and child genital mutilation is a very effective conversation starter when it comes to normies.

The "Great Debate" is inevitable. The way troonery is spreading today, we will in the near-coming years see shit fly. And those that have been dealing with hrt behind parent's backs without the proper legal paperwork filed will be in serious deep shit.

But that's just my uneducated speculation.

EDIT: Just adding to that, a very tiny minority of people are not on Twitter or reddit. On the grander scale of the planet's population, not that many people even know that transgendery is even a thing. What an awesome way indeed to find out about it.
I'm inclined to agree.

A lot of people seem to talk like everyone who troons out has the same motivations for doing it or that it's all a big conspiracy by some third party, but just from looking at a cows like Keffals, it's a much more cult-like environment: Some are the "leaders" who get off on the fact that they can recruit followers who will look up to them and hang on their every word, and others are the followers who buy into it because they're both desperate to fit into some sort of community and think this really is the miracle that's going to make them happy and solve their problems. (And damned if the whole promise of "here's the thing that will bring you ultimate fulfillment and solve all your problems" isn't straight out of the cult handbook!)

As for how it's treated societally at the moment, it's like if Scientologists had gotten their way and anybody who spoke badly of Scientology got branded as a "suppressive person", even by non-Scientologists. I think our culture as a whole has gotten pretty good at handling (or at least recognizing) these sorts of belief systems in a religious sense, but doesn't quite recognize them in a secular one yet.
 
Funny thing, Liz Fong Jones used to have the potential to do some damage. He worked at Google and in the past, used his official @google.com email (not @gmail.com, but actually an employee email) to hassle various service providers for KF.

You're right that cloudflare never give a shit about that, but still, for proprietors of smaller businesses, getting a whiny email from a @google.com email has the potential to really make you shit yourself.

And I don't think Liz was ever reprimaded for that massively unprofessional behavior by google.
Liz is a fucking grifter.
What a wild coincidence that he happens to be working at a startup that, in part, specializes in ddos protection, which would put him in direct competition with cloudflare. His business or business he works for, Honeycomb, happens to offer software which includes this kind of protection. A quick glance at their product from a non-CS makes it look like they offer something called "Honeynet" which is a debugging software which includes ddos location, prevention, and solving. But of course their product is new and upcoming so in order to sell their product they rely on being ethical, the same way your local coffeehouse competes with Starbucks. Why bet on the trusted and reliable cloudflare with 80% market share, a 24/7 support staff, $2B evaluation, and a reputation for being the best in the business, when you can be more ethical and choose a minority owned, vegan friendly, trans friendly, locally sourced, ddos protection company who has former google employees!

Whether money is the primary motivation or not, it comes off as someone who is just shitting on a competitor.
Oh and there is no way he still has that email, when you leave your job you leave your email.

Edit: Calling it right now, part 3 is "moving to Honeycomb" or another liz owned/affiliated business.
 

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Lads this might be over for real this time.
Our only hope lies within the 9000 homeless heroin addicts my undercover Kiwisquad™ bribed three hours ago around the area. Wish us luck.
Find out where EXACTLY they're staging the protest and have them shit everywhere. You'll have to make a distraction for the the Bay Area's poop patrol, so you'll need Shitsquad A in front of Cloudflare and Shitsquad B in front of City Hall.
 
It's bizarre how anything I say gets screenshot and posted to his Twitter as if it's providing insight to a total collapse. I'm really trying to understand his perspective in what he thinks those posts say, but I don't get it. I feel like he could post this on Twitter and caption it with "cope" and people would still say "holy shit he's on the ropes, we've got him now".
He's a terminally online zoomer. Twitter is his reality, and the fact Twitter is burning you in effigy is proof that your doom nigh. The idea that there are people who live their lives without Twitter and could care less what happens on it is a completely alien concept.

That and he is so narcissistic he thinks cloudflares stock dropped solely because of him, and not because the entire market took a dump on Friday. The idea that he has no power over something or someone is anathema to someone with this level of delusion. I honestly think you are the very first person to tell him to fuck off. Everyone else in his life has enabled his overbearing ego. His parents, authority figures, friends, social media, journalists and so on have all given him what he wants.

In short his mentality is that of a 3 year old being told "no" for the very first time.
 
Yes, but are you sweating yet? Are you scared of the Suicide Squad coming to protest the web service? Are you ready to be forced to have gender reassignment surgery so that cis people are a thing of the past??
Am I asking way to many questions???
no. DDoS-Guard is the mitigation layer for .ru already.

Look, don't get me wrong, I enjoy the status quo, but we've been through this. After our initial hosting problems pre-2019, I have contingencies for everything. You can literally go to the datacenter and throw our servers into a lake and there's still a copy of the site and a way to get it back online in a weekend. I'd really appreciate not having to do that and to have some confidence in the platforms and technology we use - but Man plans; God laughs.
 
He's a terminally online zoomer. Twitter is his reality, and the fact Twitter is burning you in effigy is proof that your doom nigh. The idea that there are people who live their lives without Twitter and could care less what happens on it is a completely alien concept.

That and he is so narcissistic he thinks cloudflares stock dropped solely because of him, and not because the entire market took a dump on Friday. The idea that he has no power over something or someone is anathema to someone with this level of delusion. I honestly think you are the very first person to tell him to fuck off. Everyone else in his life has enabled his overbearing ego. His parents, authority figures, friends, social media, journalists and so on have all given him what he wants.

In short his mentality is that of a 3 year old being told "no" for the very first time.

Lucas is not a zoomer lol, the nigga is almost 30 trying to be 20. I remember a month ago he said "tap me in" when what he meant was "tap in" :story:
 
If you research the anthropological evidence for culturally instantiated sexual dynamics or inculcated moral axioms then you'll quickly discover that, prior to modern Christianity, virtually everyone was sexually promiscuous in the extreme. The Greeks were super gay, the Romans were unfathomably gay, and the barbarians were the gayest of them all. I think, in my more bemused moments, that communicating over the internet through text (and sometimes voice) leaves people socially dysfunctional to the point where they psychologically degenerate into a retroactive restoration of these ancient, emotionally dis-inhibited monkey man behaviors. Any video games that dramatically reduce the level of complexity of its representations of humans and their behaviors is naturally attractive to the inferior intellect for self-evident reasons, but it's the opportunity that these low resolution avatars afford for the construction of idealized versions of oneself that causes the real problems. What the hell do you, as a kid, know about what's ideal? What do your parents know? Can you, as a teenager, even differentiate between masculine and feminine principles? Are you aware that you must develop your masculine character before your feminine? Evidently, without strict moral instruction and psychological guidance, the answer is no; you'll just gravitate towards whatever behaviors get you the most sexual attention. Sexual attention from anyone is better than no sexual attention whatsoever. Even if it's just you and another male friend engaging in a simulacrum of the courting ritual, it's still experience of a type. And when you're a bottom rung male, that's critical.

If all of your friends "ironically" use anime avatars, and "ironically" embrace their promiscuous Animas', then the average stupid male will have a hard time determining whether or not they need to engage in courting behaviors with their "gamer bro". All the better if your gamer bro has a smooth twink asshole, as well. No homo.

Also, go read the Koran, it literally promises you little femboy twinks to fuck in the afterlife on several occasions. I've personally heard of Western women breaking off engagements with their Mohammedan fiances' as a consequence of discovering that they bang dudes on the side.
Prognosis:
 
no. DDoS-Guard is the mitigation layer for .ru already.

Look, don't get me wrong, I enjoy the status quo, but we've been through this. After our initial hosting problems pre-2019, I have contingencies for everything. You can literally go to the datacenter and throw our servers into a lake and there's still a copy of the site and a way to get it back online in a weekend. I'd really appreciate not having to do that and to have some confidence in the platforms and technology we use - but Man plans; God laughs.
How long till Lucas makes a tweet with a screencap from this post with an added caption "cope and seethe"?
I just can't wait to see it.

Other than that, I'm glad that you have things more or less under control.
Keep up the good work, Joshua.
:semperfidelis:
 
Find out where EXACTLY they're staging the protest and have them shit everywhere. You'll have to make a distraction for the the Bay Area's poop patrol, so you'll need Shitsquad A in front of Cloudflare and Shitsquad B in front of City Hall.
They are currently building ammunition reserves (we took them to the nearest Chinese restaurant).

Thank you for the tactical advice, central :semperfidelis:
 
It's bizarre how anything I say gets screenshot and posted to his Twitter as if it's providing insight to a total collapse. I'm really trying to understand his perspective in what he thinks those posts say, but I don't get it. I feel like he could post this on Twitter and caption it with "cope" and people would still say "holy shit he's on the ropes, we've got him now".
You've obviously dealt with alogging trannies before, they like to post anything they see from you, grasping for straws.

I had a tranny mad at me posting screens of himself chimping out and getting trolled. thinking its an own.
 
It's bizarre how anything I say gets screenshot and posted to his Twitter as if it's providing insight to a total collapse. I'm really trying to understand his perspective in what he thinks those posts say, but I don't get it. I feel like he could post this on Twitter and caption it with "cope" and people would still say "holy shit he's on the ropes, we've got him now".
You should start posting crime statistics in all your posts so they have to manually censor them before crying about it.
 
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